"I hear it happens to guys all the time" lol
You did great.
Throw in a Mars quote. Like if they as you about Keith Hernandez, you could be like -
"Nice guy, I hope to introduce him to my future son".
"The bottle just wouldn't open, you can see I look at it like "Are there things?" ".
Or perhaps a Squadfatheresqe one -
"So I grab the bottle and twist, and nothing happens, I'm thinking "Calm down Gloria, it's not that serious", but the thing just wouldn't open. Shut me down".
The last one for sure lol
Also like silver spoons idea of a spotter