laughing so hard that my eyes teared up. Brilliant!

It's a chain of tropical islands, complete with scuba diving, water falls, jungles, and deep sea fishing, and it's all dirt cheap.  Your question is ignorant, it is like asking, "who the hell vacations in Hawaii?". As for the child molester quip, what you do on your own time is your buisness, but I don't see the correlation between vacationing in the Philippines and being a child molester.

Damn! I'm going on vacation to the phillipines next week.  Thanks for the heads up. If any beggars or young girls try to hang from my biceps, I'll be sure to punch them in their faces.  On second thought, maybe I'll just where long sleeves in order to avoid the whole situation. 

Great post! Real art, hot chick, tattoos, creativity.  Rare find. Where did you pull this from?

Fucking great.  Almost fooled me until I saw the box checked "Gay". Calssic!  I'de like a few of those to hand out to mess with my buddies.