"World press has gotten preliminary reports that a hotel maid recently extracted what scientists believe to be Bob Chicerillo's posing trunks from a crevice behind the Ice Machine outside room 7 of the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas.
The posing trunks, in the bodybuilding industry also known as "Battle thongs", were found by accident by a working maid who dropped her earring behind the rustic machine that has been out of order because of clogging since the early nineties.
The hotel maid didn't know what treasure she had got ahold of until she showed the finding to the hotel manager, a seasoned "bodybuilding fan" who identified the thong in seconds by the color, texture and, even, odour that had miraculously been presevered in an almost mint condition inside an ice block since circa 1993.
The lead archaeologist Michael Chrichton explains the importance of this find. 'The DNA results are still pending but if found authentic, these trunks may help to unravel some of the mysteries surrounding the inner workings of IFBB contests.'
At this time Mr. Chicerillo has declined to comment."