Were you in the Gap Band by any chance?

Look, dummy, she's looking for a sucker to pay her bills and take care of her kid. She gave you three weeks to see if you would bite, and when you didn't she moved on to the next guy. Consider yourself lucky.

Like all bodybuilders, PJ is a drug addict that likes to lift weights. He won't quit until his body breaks down.

Sure, he's a good driver, but how much can he bench?

How do they even ask for it at the pharmacy? "Crenbuteror"?

Really?

Musclecenter should start calling himself "G.I. Schmoe"

The mainstream media refused to cover this, but when Zimmerman capped Tampon it was non-stop coverage

I'm guessing you didn't watch the video

"Alright, who took my last ampoule of test?'

Vince is a baller. He lives in a double-wide trailer, with porch attached. (No jokes about porch monkeys or I will have to report you.)

She's crashed more times than the Caliber Fitness website

I was going to post the same thing. He looks great, why claim natty.

She should have bought some eyebrows

Goatee off-center. Out of the top ten for sure.

Look, what you gotta do is get up there with a nudie mag and a family-size bottle of lotion. As she is ringing it up, say, "Can you help a nigg@ out?".

How can white women be so stupid? The guy (allegedly) killed his baby. He is a "pro bodybuilder", which means no money and no future prospects. This woman is going to end up in a battered women's shelter.

Who is this guy's sponsor, Metamucil?

William H. Macy looking swole

"I told you to engage in HIT, not bathe in shit"

Reminds me of that Brit homo band Kajagoogoo from the '80's

This guy's so black and bloated he could be a stunt double for one of DA's kidneys

Will the bride and groom be wearing Species Nutrition leather vests during the ceremony?