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51  Getbig Alternative Boards / Y Board - The Player's Club / Re: GH15 - Who is he? Is he a pro? Why believe him? on: January 12, 2014, 08:01:48 PM
Whole lot of people takin' this internet thing way to serious.  Here's a few tips;

-Go to a gym and make real friends.
-Go out to dinner with a girl and talk about something other than anabolic steroids and your beloved hormones.
-Go meet your friends, your real life friends not your internet friends, at a bar and have a few drinks.
-Log off the internet for one week.  

52  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: why to be jacked+shredded.galeniko released onto the female peasantery on: January 01, 2014, 11:41:40 AM
first off disclaimer, this is not made up or exegareted, this is as it happened.

this serves no self glorifying purpose, this is to encourage the out of shapeos and the ones in shape to stay in shape.

this is also the sledgehammer answer to the thread where grown men ask themselves how to REACT to a womans behaviour when shes having a shit on you.this is how you do it, you mkae sure they come at you, you do not make 6page threads wondring about what you should do next to pleae a woman bc she left you confused and insecure,haha, a thread full of 2000word essays every post.

first things first, new years night where all the women want some,they drunk,they more make sure to smell good and be dressed good.
this means, not ultra tight pulloever or tanktop, but just s somewhat tight tshirt with not too long sleeves, so the guns are discreetly visibel.

so i satnd there before the bar-club and smoke a cig, inside numerous, countless women who were with their "best-compromise-lest-evil"choice of "boyfrend" have already eye fucked me to a point where its embarassing for all involved.they act like someone who has seen lambo for forst time in person and is overwhlemed now knwoing where to look at and in what order.

no thinking about what should i do when she texts me this and that blabla.

ok, so standing outside, clandsetlinely, discretly, as if its coincidental, holding the abs tight and the arms slightly under contraction, now coming walking along 2 girls.
my senses can tell from afar they want some.
as they aproaching, i hear the one of them "dammn, look at him", so i put on the multi million dollar hollywood smile and say hapy new years.
they come straight at me and they go"Look at him, hes pure muscle"(they talking about me shreddedness, make note, they dont say hes big guy, they say hes allmuscle, you fat permabulker fucks).
and then they go on "so sexy"blbla and ask me if i will allow them to touch my arms.
i tell them go ahead.they do so,and procedd to touch my chest,and abs, through the tshirt.

they ask if im with the chippendales.i reply no, im better than them.

by now, a slight female crowd is gathering around the spot, observing whats happening,the air is bathedin the breath of salivating mouths, itchy vaginas,glazing eyes.they realize the better of the marlboro man is standing infront of them.the fantasy they use when lonely in bed rubbing their clits.

i keep my cool under the pressure, and now think is the moment for the following.

i ask them"perhaps you want see the abs"they say yes, so i lift the shirt, exposing rock hard chiseled midescetion.

now one standyier woman comes and asks if she can lick them, i say sure.

now estrogenig chain reaction breaks loose, they ask do you have facebook(nah i dont).

another comes and tells me her number loudly as very fisrt thing, haha as if id memorize it.

they know no holding back at this point, all the ladylike behaviour is thrown out of the window(so much for asking what to do when woman sends wierd texts, you do not overcomplicate things), my shirt is now in acute danger of being torn apart.

one of the girl lifts up her skirt and has nothing under it,just pantyhose and says look at my abs, putting my hnad on her crotch area Cheesy

another on slips her hands from the abs right into my pants ,grabbing the penis.other says she wet as hell and asks me if i want a blowjob right there right now, evry crowded place, full of ppl,middle of the city Cheesy

i tell them all to calm down, i love them all, but one at a time.

then i annonce my phone number and they get their phones out to memory my number, as if its a special moment at michael jackson concert-gig.they ask to take pics etc blabla,i let them.

i dont say i like one in particular, i tell them can "holla at me" any time, the lot of them.

the situation calms down after this, i pick one and go on to spent the rest of night celebrating new year eve with.

in conclusion, the mroal of the story is, when you have the look and bit charme, you get away with almost everything,right in their faces.
do not overthink what women might think or do next.let them come at you.
do not hink too much, better spend more time in the gym, less time eating.

then earn your reward at snipping with the fingers.

this isnt even the whole evening,this is just to get the pint across.

you got one life, sitting at home and saying its not worth the effort, forc feeding yourself with oreos, this is akin to thworing your life in the garbage bin, dont cinfuse this fattie behaivour with "enjoying life".all the french food conaisseurs are fat disgusting fucks who break out on sewat waterfalls as soon they start moving.its disgusting.

are the gym session great fun,where you blast the muscles into deel pain zone?hellno.its not a nice warm feeling, theres easier ways to spend the day.
are the cardio sessions where your lungs scream for air, where you heart feels like youre gonna shit or vomit it out fun?
is the burning feel in all fibres fun?hell no.

is the cardio boring.yes.

is eating mostly pale taste always more or less the same foods enjoyable?not really.

are the hunger attacks,the hunger bangs and the almost panick like hunger attacks to go through great fun?tyhey certainly arent.

theres more comfortbale things to do.but can all do them after the out of shape fatties have not any advantage in life comfortabilty,you just never bother to move at all.

is it worth it?

well if youre not a faggeet and like woman flying at you like flies to shit,then its all worth it.

cheers,happy new year to all.that said,stop the excuses and sedantery lifestyle.

lay the fork down once in a while, you risking to swallow it one day by accident or something Grin

One of your best posts. Young fuckers read this thing carefully.

Ive personally found that what Gal wrote is true. Oh and FUCKING SMILE, not like some goofy bastard, but confident.

53  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: RIP Derek Anthony on: December 13, 2013, 11:33:29 AM
Do we know for sure about his rec drug use?

I mean guys like Zyzz has vids of himself clearly tweaking off of blow. I haven't seen any DA vids yet like that.

Do we know 100% for sure that dude was banging rails? No. Can we make a solid assumption that since he admitted to a certain lifestyle (ghb,booze, stripping) that coke was part of his scene? Yes we can.
I've partied in my life, ok. And, at certain point my body began screaming "fucking stop!!" We ALL ignore those signs, that's a bad move.

This DA lived HIS life. We all have the right to live the way WE want.
54  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: RIP Derek Anthony on: December 12, 2013, 10:59:11 AM
I very carefully read thru most of the posts xfactor posted.Wanted to get a clearer sense of what killed DA.

DA mentioned that he was CONSTANTLY on stimulants, this will keep blood pressure elevated.

My guess is he also banged many rails of coke, this will also elevate BP.

Combine ALOT OF SPEED with CRAZY high doses of anabolics........

55  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Derek Anthony has died (not a joke) on: December 10, 2013, 08:48:14 AM
this guy is a moron with or without steroids.

I use plenty, probably more than 3x what most people use here and I'm far from a 'roid head'.

the guy has a personality defect that he blamed on steroids.

take the personality defect, add steroids, now you have the typical "roid rage" stereotype... now with the steroids, he still has the personality defect, so he adds GHB, coke, meth, ect... now he's a guy with a personality defect who has a brain ruined by stimulants.

he was a junkie who just happened to use steroids.. and later blamed his problems on steroids.if he'd never picked up a syringe filled with testosterone, he would've died huffing gas or something.

A fuck up is gonna FIND a way to fuck up. Sad, but what you wrote is most likely correct.

Look, bangin high doses is NOT good for your health, so his anabolic use was a major factor, but the rec drugs day in and day out, THAT COMBO WILL KILL YOU.
56  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Why am I getting compliments... on: December 10, 2013, 08:16:09 AM
Youre at a gay club.

Ok that was FUNNY!
57  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Fat people have no willpower on: November 26, 2013, 07:41:30 PM
fat people are animals and should be put to death like animals


one can only get fay by means of permanent and repetitive overeating.

think about this.

but its good, the fat is the direct punishment, and they fall out of the good looks pool.

yahh and it will not work eat whatver you want,just less of it.nooooonooonooo.thats not how it works.

the bad foods dont fill yu up, they bring randomness tot he bloodsugar leevel, nono, how often you see ppl not eating half their mcdonalds menu?

or half their icecream?

nono, thats entiraly not how it works, they dont even care anyway.

with every bit fatgain more,they get even more slugish.

either full lifestyle change or its all doomed to fail.

pick one.tasty foods all the time or be lean.

pick the preference.

today at supermarket is seen an alcoholic asshole, he stank like ,wel his odor was between pig shit and horse piss, that guy bought his groceries, 15 huge cans of beer and nothing else.he has stickthin legs, massive bitch tits, and a belly as if hes cannibalised a whole footbal team.
like alien comeing out any second.

how pathetic and weak, the idiot is pouring down poison into himself which will only worsen everything.when they sweat,smells like cheese that wen toff couple months ago

I almost spit out my dinner after reading that beautiful statement! Grin
58  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Greatest Writer of All Time? on: November 26, 2013, 09:00:23 AM
Amazing who else wrote about beer shits?

Bukowski made taking a nasty, massive beer shit, sound as if he had achieved  nirvana.

59  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Greatest Writer of All Time? on: November 25, 2013, 05:27:48 PM


plain, yet descriptive wording, insightful, passively angry and FUNNY.

dude was a BEAST.
60  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Tito and Jenna again ... on: November 23, 2013, 10:41:39 AM
Fuck Tito.

You MARRIED a fucking porn star. And now your all over the telly, whining about yer ex wife/whore.

What, you're surprised that shes acting like a........pornstar/drug addict?

Dude is beyond stupid, he's sick. Fucker LIKES the drama. Why else would he have MARRIED THAT THING?
61  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Is it ok to have a cheatmeal once a week? on: November 23, 2013, 10:36:29 AM

Its ok for someone with YOUR build to have a 2 or 3 cheat meals per week.

Personally, I can only have one or two crappy meals per week. If I have three or four, I'm fucked.

Ive been on the gal/no-one eating plan and its worked.
62  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: BIG RO appreciation thread on: November 22, 2013, 10:32:23 AM
That's not a lie either I smoked every night had munchies ill message you tomorrow there is a genetic coding in our DNA that you need to unlock ill explain everything tomorrow but basically if America never had us irish they'd be nothing it is our monstrous drive charisma and alcoholism skills which contributed to Americas success they owe everything to us and JFK, no other ethnicity comes close all bums

 Grin Wholly shit! This is an amazingly funny, rambling yet still somewhat truthful post.


63  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Do you like people? on: November 22, 2013, 10:13:26 AM
Good question.

I've thought about it quite a bit, and realized that for every 10 people I come into contact with 1 or 2 are good people.

Two types of people. Good and BAD.

A GOOD person is capable of doing some bad shit, but this doesn't make them bad. It depends what level of nastiness or special circumstances.

A BAD person is bad no matter what. Even if they do a good dead, its motivated by selfishness or something sketchy.

So do I like /hate people? No, they disappoint me though..... ok I hate a few Grin
64  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Mike Matarazzo, Frank Hillebrand and others, training on: November 21, 2013, 02:19:43 PM
Go to 2:18 of vid.

How many hits of nitrous did Bill take to achieve that fucking voice!?
65  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Eat Big - Lift Big - GET BIG! on: November 20, 2013, 09:38:28 AM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa!

Thanks for that.
66  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Educational backgrounds of the last 3 girls that you dated? on: November 11, 2013, 06:12:33 AM

I would like to know what made you EVER think educational background would have any link to sanity haha.  book smart,  mentally retarded,  bat shit insane,  calm as a kitten -  these things are not related in the freaking least.

Good point.

Perhaps I thought that if they had solid educational background and came from a "good" family the chance of them being bat-shite crazy would be less. WRONG Grin
67  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Educational backgrounds of the last 3 girls that you dated? on: November 10, 2013, 04:35:43 PM
1.College graduate (Nebraska)

2.Barley made it thru high school

3.MIB  Kellogg School (Northwestern)

4.College grad (Ohio State)

And ya know what....?

ALL women are the same- CRAZY, regardless of educational background.
68  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Derek Anthony Now Has Liver Cancer on: November 09, 2013, 11:49:20 AM
he didnt want to be just normal as he claims.

he wanted look jacked, inject oil into arms and everyfucking where and now its crubaby time.

he should seriously just off himself.

that cancer will come back in other places if its jnot cut out physicaly, he might aswel apply for new liver transplant.

this is the point where suicide should become an option.

sorry, but him saying he just wants be normal is so hypocrite diarhea from his mouth, it makes me want to vomit for 1 hour straight


69  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: Best way to run Clen? on: November 04, 2013, 05:32:12 AM
run it with less food.

thats it.

clen raises metabolism rate by roughly do the math how "much" that is.

5% of 2000cals equals?

dissapointing, eh?
ppl will not have it, they simply refuse to accept,they think a drug will do the cutting for them.

this is not the reality.

your best fatburners are your muscles and your brain by means of willpower.

Bang on.

Look, I enjoy eating like a wild baboon at times and if I have more then three shitty meals a week, It's a disaster to my build NO MATTER WHAT I AM ON.

Since starting the Gal/No one plan, the leans have changed my physique from so-so to solid.
70  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Can't stand FB anymore... on: October 31, 2013, 01:25:33 PM
Business page, sponsored ads, target marketing, etc

Of those three, which brings you the most business?
71  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Can't stand FB anymore... on: October 30, 2013, 04:07:03 AM
FB makes me money. I love it.

How so? Explain please.
72  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getting old sucks on: October 13, 2013, 08:32:11 AM
Got under 315 out of curiosity Thursday. Knocked out 12 easy at 233 pounds. Ps been off everything for two weeks.

Its my fall cleanse. Walked 10 miles this AM at 6:30 with a backpack stuffed with ten pounds of shit. All about cardio and fitness for a while.

Heres the trick guys. Dont smoke..don't drink (VERY rarely) .....don't eat shitty food.  Do some form of strenuos cardio every day.  I'm serious.

People think I'm like this evil juicehead who gets high.  In reality I'm that peppy dickhead you see powerwalking at 6AM when you are skulking home.. I'm just bigger.

This makes me a dickhead as well. I hit the stadium steps 3 times per week (I'm 42)

Smart moves man.

73  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: how does a getbigger dress in real life? on: October 11, 2013, 05:09:58 PM
you're saying black shoes are gay?

and no watch at all is never better than a watch that's quartz.

people will notice your belt and shoes if they DON'T match.

and what kind of adult picks up girls at a club? you wanna quick one night fuck? or an actual gf? shit, I forgot who I was talking to.. dude, you LIE TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS and THEY LEAVE YOU... of course they're gonna do your laundry, they're DUMB AS SHIT and believe you own businesses and property's (or whatever lies you tell them).. you JUST BARELY got your OWN CAR.

What are you doing in a thread giving advice about this shit?

YOU LIVE OFF YOUR PARENTS!!!!! Do yourself a favor, exit IE, Shutdown Windows, and put the laptop or PC in the closet for a few months while you hit the streets and start living in reality and get a job and learn how to talk to women.... WOMEN... not dumb girls high on X you meet at an 18+ club.

Then maybe, after you have some life experience, come back to getbig under a new identity and we'll all forget about how young, dumb, and inexperienced you were.

Oh my.

Game. Set. Match.
74  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: 2013 Olympia - Jason Cutler 5 days out!!! on: September 25, 2013, 05:54:55 AM
lol at the twinks and fatsos hating on jay when hes at his best ever,

just bc he coming with smaller waist they call small and flat.

for christ sake, check him after the carbo and water loading, hes shredded moreso than all the rest so far.

everrybody hating on the guts,but when one gets rid of it,its "he looks small and flat"

oh brother Roll Eyes

Right man.

Look, the guy is coming in leaner/smaller. He's not small, unless you consider being btn 240 and 260 ripped as being small Roll Eyes Dude is a monster.

People are hating on him for what? For NOT having a bloated distended mess of a gut?

75  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: OTH'S 60 day diet, pics in on: September 25, 2013, 05:50:26 AM
I'm sure I'll hear some squeaking and squaking from some "experts"  but I've Never run over 350 mgs. Of tren a week... ever.

That's it .  That's all I take.  Lately been bridging with a dry prohormone... and this would constitute the most gear I have ever taken...1000% truth.

I can relate.

I've never, repeat never, used more then 400 mgs of legally prescribed anabolics in a week.

If I could handle it, I would use more. My body and mind revolt when I go over 300mgs per week.

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