albuterol will just aid in breathing and oxygen

i i had his head(just head,not brain ) or if he has my physique, womankind would dry out soon

pic of said face?

somewhat homo

I dare that twat to post here...She wouldn't recover. Fagandfail or whatever the fuck she says.

hookers in a legal enviroment like here are often cleaner than those 10s.

ive had what is a 9 or 10 before, i seen things on them, from stinking pussy to skidmarks in pants

didnt shower after sex either.

a carefree 6 or 7 with normal attitude beats both options any day ofc

Threads like this completely gay this forum up.

I won't comment on ukjeff, as I have no qualms with the gentleman.

That said, when it comes to humor, it's all about the delivery.  With regards to Otis B. Driftwood, there's a certain level of creativity that is consistently infused into his posts that leads me to believe that in real life he might very well be a juggernaut of chicanery due to his ways with words.

His astuteness, descriptive abilities and timing brings about a certain je ne sais quoi that is rarely seen around these parts.

Bravo sir, I admire your hard work and eagerly wait for your next gem to be named post of the year.


"1"

skeleton bones in his Freddy Mercury designed closet.

...and you have been doing so well Otis. 

I'll go  


not to be contrary Otis (my man)....

but recent developments have revealed UGayJeff to have a 40 gig hard drive full of men plunging their penises into male anuses, so perhaps it was a ploy to get you to say "cock" more often as he squeezed his testicles with a pair of pliers and applied gelatin to his nipples

"Booty" thinks the dog pissing on her leg is handsome if it's nice to her, and secretly wants to lick it's balls

and OMR would pump your asshole full of semen and throw you down a flight of stairs as soon as he would kiss you

so be careful what you wish for....LOLOL  

now nobody get all fucking sore....I'm just fucking aroiund

You are a handsome man, that's for sure.

haha i missed this.

what you think you are, with beard?jesus or something?

or are you copying your mothers facial hair?

so, youre a whole inch taller than me, wow.

you got zero muscle there btw, do you even lift?

need donation for a shaver?got paypal?

just kidding,i like you, you atleast posted pics and are genius level funny, this is good entertainment.
and isnt that weird, bc the avatar photo is about 2 years old and this pic now is from yesterday.

told you to not judge by one pic, or better, by pics at all.

hey, galeniko didnt crawl to some hole, he was out in town:

Right mate , you're on, one more reference to cocks,bollocks or homosexual activities and you leave the thread.
You OK with that?

Fucking one trick pony.I told you your verbosity would fuck you up.

Now everyone watch him post the same old tired routine.
In fact go back through his posts and have a look.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=46455;sa=showPosts

Maybe if you had some fucking manners and weren't a contrary penis on purpose, you wouldn't be getting kicked around this thread like a dog begging for food at the dinner table

And all I can see is a petrified skinny kid who is desperately trying to prove to his hypercritical daddy that he is actually a "somebody" and that all the stories he tells about his sexual conquests to try and gain favour on a fucking bodybuilding forum shows that he really desperately wants to "fit in" and simply anywhere will do.

WTF are you doing on a bodybuilding forum anyway?

If it makes you feel better the you carry on thinking that.
Others are watching and reading the posts.
They just dont post because they dont want to get people attacking them, I have nothing to fear here.
Your verbal diarrhoea doesn't scare me mate, in fact it will be your undoing, you have been warned.