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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Did you miss me? JOEY SWOLL & SHREDZ STILL WINNING on: October 30, 2013, 08:18:16 AM
its for the dockers

What pray tell is a docker booty?
2  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: holy shit, check out this biatches body!! on: August 23, 2013, 05:16:14 PM
Obviously she's hot but would you guys really want to put up with a chick like this?  She obviously knows how good she looks and uses it to her advantage and unless you're rich you have to constantly keep money and fame grubbing c unts like this pleased or she'll leave and find another person to take care of her. Even if I was rich it would just make me more aware of conceited c unts like this that bring nothing to the table outside her looks. Yeah I know I sound like a bitter hater and that's fine. Outside just banging her and leaving I wouldn't want to put up with the shit you'd have to put with from girls of her ilk. Perhaps I'm just lazy. But I'm not living to please a twats every whim no matter how hot she thinks she is. I'll take a seven with a bomb ass personality and the potential to be an awesome mother anyday of the week.

This is spot on accurate Sir Wiggins. Plenty of like minded broads like this in NYC.
3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Bob Chick Clothing on: August 01, 2013, 04:24:50 PM
Bob Chick's VIP suit tailor.

4  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Sugar daddys, seeking arrangement website. on: July 25, 2013, 03:26:40 PM
I Expect: US$5,001 - $10,000 monthly Description:
 I am looking to meet someone who can provide financial assistance but gifts are appreciated as well. A simple and fun arrangement, but there should be chemistry between us. I'll make it worth your time if you make it worth mine.

I can only do a small amount of traveling so I'm looking for a man who spends a quality amount of time in the states around Arizona, unless you can really appeal to me. I highly prefer a real message, even something simple, I tend to over look "Wink"'s. Probably nothing long term, but we can discuss that if we hit it off and it's something that we're both interested in

$5-10k for this ghoul eyed hog? Broads like this need to be put in their place.
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock on: June 25, 2013, 04:56:16 PM
Here's the deal. Depending on the Vienna Sausage brigade one rolls with its much better to get a table inside of a club if you are a group of guys. If you don't then you will end up buying a General Admission ticket, stand in line with all the other square toe shoe wearing loosers, and end up paying $15 a drink being mashed at the bar. The two best places are XS and Hakkasan in terms of quality of women. With a table, women will actually approach you in groups because they don't want to be walking around a club all night long. With said table you can also chat up a bouncer nearby who will tell any girl or groups of girls to get the fuck away if you don't like the way they look. Additionally sometimes hosts will bring groups of girls over to tables of guys pending your group doesn't look like Vince Goodrum, TBombz, True Adonis, Jason Genova, and Robert Burnieka.
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: How to ruin a first date... on: June 25, 2013, 04:38:46 PM
I got a room at the Mirage right next to the ice machine.
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock on: June 24, 2013, 09:00:47 AM
Go to Encore Beach Club. If you and your friends have some coin to drop get a lillypad by the pool. Thank me later.
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Eye Candy - Muscular Megan on: June 23, 2013, 10:40:11 AM
hipolito mejia aka Joel Goldberg, your mundane, harelip lisped commentaries, however inaccurate, do provide a glimpse into your oblong headed obsession with man-bear-pigs as well as your heroic attempts to steal a pair of their soiled and worn Fruit of the Looms so you can wear them as a face mask to huff through as Darth Gaydar while you stalk cub scouts outside the local YMCA.  Aside from the warped and vile thoughts festering in that colossal boil you call a head, which might I add would make Chris Hanson weep to his knees, you constantly mash those crooked cum coated snausages you call fingers on your Hewlett Packard soft-key starting new threads which rival the entertainment value of watching "tbombz" braid his rastafari-esque taint hairs in different lanyard patterns which he learned from 58 year old Camp Counselor Chip behind the Gymnastics center at day camp. Because these sickening images get your mis-shapen dreidel of a penis at half mast, that doesn't mean you need to keep posting new threads over and over of these cock-clit sporting Brunhildas. Now, kindly squat your gelatinous carcass on all fours which is no new position to a pissant like yourself, and walk your way out through getbigs 'doggie door' before I wrap your dandruff riddled single stranded Ace Ventura cowlick around that greasy eczema infested neck, use your suspenders to hang you from the top of the Rainbow buffet flag pole, and watch you get the "21 fag salute", you vile heathen.
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The Mystery Method: How to Get Beautiful Women on: May 21, 2013, 08:55:48 PM
Mystery & Neil Strauss VS Galeniko & Otis B. Driftwood @ Any bar/lounge/nightclub.
10  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: albuterol vs clenbuterol on: April 07, 2013, 10:23:22 AM
albuterol will just aid in breathing and oxygen

So then its safe to say you've got a 2 year stock pile of Albuterol in your closet.
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Women of Getbig Appreciation Thread!! on: April 02, 2013, 10:25:57 AM
i i had his head(just head,not brain Grin) or if he has my physique, womankind would dry out soon Kiss

Ahhh, just shattered my heart not wanting my brain.
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Women of Getbig Appreciation Thread!! on: April 01, 2013, 08:11:26 PM

pic of said face?

somewhat homo

13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Women of Getbig Appreciation Thread!! on: April 01, 2013, 06:15:13 PM
Seen booty, curious as to what the other two posting on this thread look like. As one of the self-proclaimed best looking guys on GetBig, ,my Lorenzo Lamas-esque "Are You Hot?" opinion could put a quick end to this cat-fight.
14  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: office chairs? on: March 28, 2013, 09:59:56 AM
TBombz Model 9000

15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: CEO fella of Shreddzzz- Buy 1 Get 1 free on: March 26, 2013, 08:48:27 PM

Zyzz's mongoloid Uncle?
16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: DLB - Bikini Babe on: March 26, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
I dare that twat to post here...She wouldn't recover. Fagandfail or whatever the fuck she says.

I wish she posted here. I would flame this bull dyke so bad it would be hotter than Beelzebub wearing a wool sweater, chewing a Naga Bhut Jolokia pepper, while fire-roasting a whole hog in the 9th pit of hell using a M2 flamethrower. 
17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Good everyday look ;) on: March 26, 2013, 01:09:11 PM

18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Let's show some appreciation for OneMoreRep on: March 06, 2013, 08:19:37 PM
I would gladly have a beer with OMR at GYM Sportsbar; good all around guy. Solid alpha in my book.
19  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: 2 alphas ready to crush all the fitness vagina thrown at them at the expo on: March 05, 2013, 12:16:53 PM
I don't think its humanly possible to get any uglier then these two experiments gone wrong.
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What kind of ''hot'' women do you find least attractive? on: February 14, 2013, 07:37:45 PM
hookers in a legal enviroment like here are often cleaner than those 10s.

ive had what is a 9 or 10 before, i seen things on them, from stinking pussy to skidmarks in pants Lips sealed Lips sealed

didnt shower after sex either.

a carefree 6 or 7 with normal attitude beats both options any day ofc

This is probably the biggest turn off in a woman.
21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: a word to the haters who call me small, "you look small" etc.pic of today on: February 12, 2013, 04:49:40 PM
Threads like this completely gay this forum up.

Adding fuel to that fire with this post.

I won't comment on ukjeff, as I have no qualms with the gentleman.

That said, when it comes to humor, it's all about the delivery.  With regards to Otis B. Driftwood, there's a certain level of creativity that is consistently infused into his posts that leads me to believe that in real life he might very well be a juggernaut of chicanery due to his ways with words.

His astuteness, descriptive abilities and timing brings about a certain je ne sais quoi that is rarely seen around these parts.

Bravo sir, I admire your hard work and eagerly wait for your next gem to be named post of the year.


As a fellow resident of Manhattan, and frequent passer by of one of your favorite spots GYM Sportsbar, I thank you for the words of encouragement. That historic owning you dished out sure gained my respect. Since you are a very well heeled person, I was wondering if there is anything you suggest/recommend to refine my look even more as the gay eye is the most acute of all. I put up a photo on pg 24 I believe.

The next gem is brewing, it just needs a proper target.
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: a word to the haters who call me small, "you look small" etc.pic of today on: February 12, 2013, 03:11:20 PM
skeleton bones in his Freddy Mercury designed closet.

...and you have been doing so well Otis.  Smiley

Sorry "mate" just calling a spade, a spade.
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: a word to the haters who call me small, "you look small" etc.pic of today on: February 12, 2013, 02:17:01 PM

I'll go  Grin

not to be contrary Otis (my man).... Grin Undecided

but recent developments have revealed UGayJeff to have a 40 gig hard drive full of men plunging their penises into male anuses, so perhaps it was a ploy to get you to say "cock" more often as he squeezed his testicles with a pair of pliers and applied gelatin to his nipples

"Booty" thinks the dog pissing on her leg is handsome if it's nice to her, and secretly wants to lick it's balls

and OMR would pump your asshole full of semen and throw you down a flight of stairs as soon as he would kiss you

so be careful what you wish for....LOLOL  

now nobody get all fucking sore....I'm just fucking aroiund

I knew our limey dental abomination from over seas had a few phallic shaped skeleton bones in his Freddy Mercury designed closet.
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: a word to the haters who call me small, "you look small" etc.pic of today on: February 12, 2013, 12:17:00 PM
Fantastic thread. This is what this forum is all about.
I am uplifted as I've gained the respect of a British icon "UKJeff" by not using "cock" in my flames, and the admiration of booty who deemed me handsome. Now to just appease OneMoreRep and the hat trick has been complete.
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: a word to the haters who call me small, "you look small" etc.pic of today on: February 11, 2013, 04:48:56 PM
gal is a good dude who can take a joke, dish em out, and roll with the punches. Then there are folks like ukjeff on the other hand, who is in the gym doing 50 bicep curl super-sets so he can run back and try to out flex Groink.
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