Where's the story at
* Nfl legend
*extra marital affair
* love child
Another day in the life of a old rich player

Shoulda called her back that following evening to take her out considering she just broke up with her boyfriend  cause she was primed-to-go, she's 18 and young couples break up / make up constantly , her last guy had 72hrs. to weasel his way back into the picture and thwart any potential threat of another guy getting the "goods", you gotta  get em' while their hot especially on a rebound of coming fresh off a break-up, their most vulernable, sounds like an example of a missed opportunity  

2 things brothers are afraid of bats  inside a arena and klan members outside a arena with bats...

TA you make this security guard gig sound pretty interesting... If I wasn't OVER qualified then I may have applied by now

U mad you weren't there to clean-up

My parents been together and my mom has always made significantly more than my father, YET you better damn well believe when my dad speaks my mom jumps the f$&k up, been married 26 years and I made the mistake of dropping by last week and not calling, as I walked into the door I heard my dad wearing my mom out from their upstairs bedroom and at the top of her lungs she was screaming ," WORK THIS PU S S Y CURTIS , GIVE IT TO ME DAADY"., so apparently black coochie also has a great shelf life!!!

No other nationality ages better then a sister, if she's spiritual and professional then brotha you got a partner for life ... Note:I've dated many races but ultimately when I do decide to settle down it will have to be with a black woman or someone with an ethnic background that could relate to our plight

Which getbigger is the biggest " Pillow Screamer" ...will  holla "neegul" at the top of his lungs in the safe confides of his trailer  , walk past one in public and like bitch would look down at the ground to avoid eye contact  

Starks c'mon admit you got a curiosity for the black cawk, did your ol' lady moan  out the name "Tyrone " in the middle of the night  you and answered back "hands off he's mine"

So obvious you fancy the bbc and have daddy issues

Yes I know I am a midget.
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Car Ornament Of Peace

Good story w/ lots of detail...Almost feel like I need a smoke and penicillin shot after reading this

Nice Mommy Jeans

True .. That has Brown-pride written all over it, only thing left was a 12 pack of tecate in my hand and I would of been in like Finn

You think that one makes ya fuzzy inside , you gotta hear the one who's ex was a Klan member that came after me while wearing a one-sie

It was a beach- cruiser ,with the big-ass comfy seat ,that's how we did it in San Diego ca. at that time.

Reminds me of a situation in the 7th grade, rode my bicycle over to my junior high school sweetheart's house to drop off her birthday present (her Latina ) (me Mandingos ), father pulls up in the driveway (him racist).. We hear the car ,she walks to the side door and the plan is when he walks into the front door she would sneak me out the side door , obviously he noticed my bike out front and made a bee-line to the side door swung the door open and yelled "Get The F#*K Outta Here Ni##er".... Wow those were the days ,brings tears to my eyes now just reminiscing 

If we take cartesian coordinates and say you are located at (3,4). Well you've just defined a direction (3 units on the x axis, and 4 units on the y axis) and a magnitude (by the Pythagorean theorem the magnitude is 5). Usually position is denoted by x.

Got a Latina coming by tonight I met @the same club that your Cuck father The Trainer and mom was at, gotta save all fucking for later

"Bigpoopie23" ...that's original stud ...got my first show in March.

You sound like that Cuck that apporached in the club last week and asked e if I wanted to go his house and party with his wife

I need some getbig legends to comment, enough of your this weak ass rookie shit!

This is the best you got, you gotta come harder with the insults to for me to get it up ,besides  u must be that twink I was referring to

Been advised to drop weight currently holding steady at 255lbs with diet consisting of 4 meals a day not including 3 shakes between meals , need to know what to expect from the sub 200lb Twinks on Getbig? ..  Less stares in the gym while working out,the aisles parting like the Red Sea as I walk down the middle, a  longer life expectancy