do they offer an IFBB pro female reptilian penoris model package??     

She's (?) a little scary too. I would probably have to sleep in a separate bedroom with a good lock at times. She looks capable of vengeance.

It must suck that he looks like shrek and his brother is good looking.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmbPFCM43SY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmbPFCM43SY</a>

He found his calling, stick to wearing goofy homo erotic costumes for schmoes

Dicksack is actually 14 years old flaming queer

I want to hit him hard in the face for wearing that shirt.

Real simple had an late dinner with my family anyhow I guess my dad drank a little too much. So out of total nowhere my dad tries to penetrate my asshole. So he takes a few strokes, I quickly toss around a few times until he cums, yeah fuckinng your dad is fucking weird, but I guess he's a only 5 inches so it's not very painful. My dad never gets angry or agressive like this, he's a good looking guy but not an obvious homosexual. So in short has this shit ever happened to you? It's just fucking wierd?

What's your exact location?

Who are you kidding..,,with the physique and game you have your cracka assed cracka  ass  needs all the help you can get,

I'm gonna assume you live with your folks if that helps.