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19401  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: What do you think of Terror Risk Scores? on: December 02, 2006, 01:45:18 AM
Remember Harar? The very possibility of spending 3 yrs with electrodes hooked up to your genitalia is enough reason for any traveller to want to make sure there is major scientific credibility and validity to any results obtained with this thing before they step foot on a plane. {lol}
19402  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: What do you think of Terror Risk Scores? on: December 02, 2006, 12:59:52 AM
what I don't understand is how your choice of meal, ...and or seating preference on an airplane can determine whether or not you're a criminal or terrorist.  Undecided

There's usually a very limited choice. Aisle or window? Maybe you like to look out the window at all the pretty little lights underneath when flying to Vegas so you opt for a window seat? Maybe you're slightly claustrophobic, and prefer to sit on an aisle seat so you don't feel as hemmed in.

Or do you always have to order the kosher meal in order to go above suspicion?

Who here really believes there is any scientific validity behind this?   Undecided
19403  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Kramer is a racist but the black guys he insulted.... on: December 02, 2006, 12:41:16 AM

Are you saying BET was white owned since day one Jag?

nope... just since the ratings started to go down, ...and the stereotypes started to go up
19404  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I lost my remote 3 weeks ago, and I haven't watched my TV since. on: December 02, 2006, 12:28:07 AM
NO FRIGGING SHIT!!!!  I JUST FOUND THE GOD DAMNED REMOTE!!!

IT WAS JUST SITTING BELOW THE CUSHIONS IN THE MIDDLE PART!!  I AM A FRIGGIN DOUCHE BAG FOR NOT FINDING IT FOR THAT LONG.

I DESERVE A STRIKE TO THE BALLSAC.  

Where does the line start?

Ps - Merry Christmas... don't say I never gave ya nothing?  Smiley
19405  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: The Situation... on: December 01, 2006, 11:40:31 PM
Honestly Div, ...I don't think it's so much about what she wants, ...as much as it is about what you need.
You are subconsciously viewing this as an opportunity, a real challenge to DOMINATE this wild young filly.
Your only quandary is her age, ...but at the same time, despite her young age, ...she DOES present a bit of a challenge to you. I say... deal with your demons before looking for a new girlfriend.  Wink
19406  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: RANT about Stinky on: December 01, 2006, 09:44:53 PM
Why not just mgmt post a huge sign saying that the gym policy would be no cologne or perfume, as some of the patrons are allergic. It's quite possibly she has an olfactory issue. If that doesn't work... tell her straight between the eyes, she's fouling up the place.
19407  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: how many times have ya been in love...? on: December 01, 2006, 09:35:33 PM

I hate coke, you don't wanna see me on coke.  I've seen enough friends go mental on that nasty drug...   I'm a manic depressive and if I do cocaine, well, just imagine.  I prefer mj.   I need downers, I'm hyper active or something and I'm not being overdramatic.

Let me re-read your post and then I'll reply properly.  What did you say?

x
L

Really Linda? YOU... manic & hyperactive? ...hmmm, if you hadn't told us, ...we never would have guessed.  Tongue
19408  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: how many times have ya been in love...? on: December 01, 2006, 09:34:08 PM
People who are overly obsessed with AS watch too much internet porn.

Oh my goodness Deedee, I think you've inadvertently hit upon the motivation for AS's username.
That's why he's Always Sore.
19409  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: questions you are sick of being asked... on: December 01, 2006, 08:58:28 PM
I was really just speechless.  She was a bit older, so I was maintaining my "manners" but politely told said "you don't think I would let myself get this big if i didn't", but that was NOT what I wanted to say.  I was in line at the store and there were people around, so I was not wanting to make a scene.  I was really appalled at the audacity.  I patted myself on the back for remaining calm, I was boiling inside!!!

I'm disappointed in you Tasha. Ya should have blasted the idiot with both barrels. You would have gotten away with it too. Pregnant women can get away with all kinds of stuff, ...and since you said you're only planning on having one... you shudda taken advantage of the opportunity to take her head off. That wudda learned her!  Cheesy

Plus it's so much fun to watch a pregnant woman go off on someone. It's like kryptonite, ...the other person is completely helpless and defenseless, and wishing they'd kept their mouth shut, ...and desperately trying to figure out how to get away.  Grin
19410  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: questions you are sick of being asked... on: December 01, 2006, 08:51:24 PM
I had a crazy woman in the grocery store ask me..."so, are you going to keep it".  Ummmmm...are you fucking kidding me?

{ROTFLMAO}

Tasha, please forgive me, ...but that's funny! You sound like you're really hormonal these days, and I regret not having been there to see what you served up for this nitwit. "So are you going to keep it?" Priceless! LOLOloloz
19411  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: If you (asking a female) are out with a group of girls..... on: December 01, 2006, 08:42:01 PM
I agree.

It's times like these when I realize how clueless I really am when it comes to women...

They know what they do.

DIV

Glad I could help! I just wish i could see the look on your face right now tho.
I just love seeing men's expressions when they realize they don't know what they thought they did about women.
It's hilarious! About 5 yrs ago, a few of my girlfriends put out a mktg. tape called "Screaming Women Don't Lie".
It was the funniest thing you ever heard...if you were a woman. If you were a guy, you were rivetted into silence. Grin
19412  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: What's a nice way... on: December 01, 2006, 08:34:14 PM
Maybe I'm different, but I'd rather hear the truth no matter how brutal than have it be sugarcoated for the sake of my ego.

If my cock was too small for a woman, I'd rather know than have her think it to herself and not tell me...

That's me, though......

My ego can take it.

I'm not sure most guys can deal with that type of revelation.


DIV

But Div, ...we weren't talking about you or your tiny peepee.
We were talking about how to help cap86 broach the subject with HIS girlfriend.
19413  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: Out of Character on: December 01, 2006, 08:31:14 PM
......and to think I almost considered having sex with you.

Amazing.

The smell of chewing tobacco from a woman's mouth would kill any possibility of an erection.

DIV

What's truly AMAZING is the thought that Medford would ever consider having sex with YOU.
You just don't strike me as her type.  Undecided Ah well... we all have moments of temporary insanity... Meddy's not immune.
19414  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: If you (asking a female) are out with a group of girls..... on: December 01, 2006, 08:23:49 PM
Every woman knows that once she has decided, ...she has to chase that man until he catches her.  Wink

Sometimes, if the quarry is of the timid variety, ...the huntress will let him know she has picked him,
...otherwise she'll simply allow him to think it was really his idea all along to initiate or maintain contact.  Wink

ps - girls, please don't be mad at me for revealing secrets, ...some of these guys need all the help they can get.
19415  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: Dressing up babies... on: December 01, 2006, 08:17:28 PM
wow, $35 (he's tiny) ...not bad for Swarovski. 

keep in mind, those are Canuck dollars so you're probably looking at maybe only 80% of the listed prices.
19416  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: What's a nice way... on: December 01, 2006, 08:05:09 PM
Laura,

I understand your perspective, being that you are a woman, but I think your way of dealing with the situation is counterproductive and slightly passive aggressive in nature.

I'm a direct type of person......whether it's training people in the gym or hashing out relationship issues.

It's just my way, and it works.



DIV

Div, you may be a direct person, ...and that may be your way, ...but Laura's way is brilliant! It's inspired me!
Now Laura, do you have any advice about how to fit into that bra I used to wear in high school?  Grin
19417  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: Dressing up babies... on: December 01, 2006, 07:56:57 PM
For a second I initially thought this was gonna be an Anne Geddes tribute thread or something. {lol}
19418  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: Dressing up babies... on: December 01, 2006, 07:55:20 PM
I think Rocky needs a nice Swarovski cystal collar to go with that T-shirt

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=109849.0

Check out the doggie treats, ...they almost had even ME salivating.  Tongue
19419  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: need some parenting advice on: December 01, 2006, 07:34:54 PM
Do you have any kids Judi?   Smiley

I have nieces, ...and goldfish.  Cheesy  But I have lots of friends who have kids, ...and babies seem to flock to me.
It's a real ego boost when parents can't soothe their own babies, and the little tykes just gravitate towards me and I know just what they need.  Cheesy It happens all the time when I'm out in public. Babies just like me.

It used to piss my sister off when I could communicate with Crystal when she was only a few weeks old.
The very first day I met my niece I understood what each one of her cries meant while my poor sister was completely lost for a while.
19420  Getbig Womens Area / Open Talk for Girl Discussion / Re: Out of Character on: December 01, 2006, 07:25:44 PM
Violently squash spiders and beetles with my bare hands.

{LOL} You would soooo lose patience with me. I always try to shoo them out the door or a window or something.

I sometimes find it difficult to kill one of God's creatures, ...unless it's a mosquito that's already bit me.
Then the little fvcker gets it BIG TIME! SPLATTT!!!  Angry
19421  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: The Most money I ever won on: December 01, 2006, 04:18:06 PM
lol,  give me a few weeks notice next time you'll be in the SF area and i'll arrange a home game.   Grin

then you can take some of my money while i try and figure you out  Tongue

Just so you know....$200  is the minimum buy in.  Which shouldn't be a big deal for you unless you keep having to re-buy!

If ya really want me to take your money you can take me shopping instead.
I'd much rather play you at poker for match sticks, and bragging rights.  Smiley
19422  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Better rain then snow on: December 01, 2006, 03:44:54 PM
brat  Angry
19423  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: The Most money I ever won on: December 01, 2006, 03:44:16 PM
OzmO, I would sooooo pwn you at the poker table! You'd NEVER be able to figure me out.
That's prolly why you're so scared to play me.  Cool
19424  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Kramer is a racist but the black guys he insulted.... on: December 01, 2006, 03:37:20 PM
I'd go off and use the BIG N word if I ever recognized a rapper or one of their imitators who prove what being a self described n.i.g.g.a on their b.e.t. and what a "black being" is always about Angry

BET is white owned.
19425  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Litvinenko was victim of 'Russian rogue agents' on: December 01, 2006, 03:33:42 PM
The Italian guy he had dinner with that night, is now showing signs of radiation poisoning as well.
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