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Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Why does this movie cliche exist
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on: May 20, 2013, 11:06:52 PM
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How about how in the teen movies of the 80's for example, the bullies were really nothing more than faggy pussies who could not in reality fight their way out of a paper bag face |
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Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I'm considering starting a blog/writing comedy...honest opinions
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on: May 16, 2013, 07:43:29 AM
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Nothing ventured, ... capital saved.
But honestly, go for it. There's never been a better time to be a writer. Self-publish until the big names come calling. Doesn't cost you anything and, as I'm assuming this is a hobby for you, you won't mind putting in a lot of unpaid hours.
Just don't give up your day job yet. Do it like me: get a day job that allows you to fritter away your hours on GB -- or on your writing.
I actually started writing a novel zombie novel (one not set in the US, funny, and without ridiculous weaponry), but quit after page 1. Zombies are so played out. Trying to think of something new.
That is because every other Zombie film is just about dead walking like retards, or running and screeching like retards, whereas George Romero was making a point/making fun of society while scary us a bit |
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Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: BB Meals for less than £1/$1.50? Check out BigCyp's Frugal Fitness Part One!
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on: May 16, 2013, 07:33:56 AM
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Housing prices are insane. For instance, buying a studio apartment (condo or coop) in Manhattan, will easily cost you $1-1.5 million.
Cabs are just as ridiculous. The moment you step into a cab, there is a $2.50 surcharge that is already incurred. If you ride the cab at night time, it is an extra $.50 surcharge. Not to mention that you can now use credit cards to pay for your fare, but what most people don't realize is that you get charge an extra small fee (<$2.00) just to use the credit card option.
Prices are insane here. Our prices are on par with some parts of California.
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In Toronto the cab is $4.50 the moment you hop in and our dollar's value is presently equal to and some weeks more valuable than yours. RE the eggs at $7 a dozen, are those the free range ones because they ted to charge triple for those here |
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Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WTF? Mayor of Bodybuilding Videos?
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on: May 13, 2013, 07:00:07 PM
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The Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Gayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
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Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Greece looking for 150 billion in compensation/reparations
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on: May 13, 2013, 05:47:51 PM
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AIDS in Africa 200 years ago  ,I don't think that any of Negros volunteered 4 slavery, tribal wars yes . You do know who sold those black slaves to the whites right? Yep black royalty...perhaps you should talk to these people as well for reparations... |
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