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1001  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Galeniko please grace us with your nutritional strategy on: July 11, 2013, 03:45:19 PM
Hunting/fishing for your meat and fish is a badass, fun  way to put food on the table. Especially if you're a college kid on a budget.

Nothing more badass than shooting an uncomprehending animal from afar.
1002  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Galeniko please grace us with your nutritional strategy on: July 11, 2013, 03:41:19 PM
Green Berets and Spec Ops are homos?  

Firstly, for all we know this stuff is "patterned" after Special Forces training like The Exorcist is based on a true story; secondly, even if the patterning is there, it is probably a sad simulacrum of what the real guys do (and probably necessarily so); and thirdly, what's certain is that it serves as a beacon for gun queers and other military culture-obsessed types who want to make-believe they are anything approximating the real deal in order to feel, well, special, some of the most obnoxious people on the planet -- invariably white douchenozzles pathetically trying to emulate the real guys' sunglasses, minimalist wear, and hairstyle in a civilian context (Spec Ops at the grocery store!), except with more mean mugging.
1003  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Jay Cutler episode 2 ?? on: July 11, 2013, 01:16:10 PM

How could anybody not look like a douche with those glasses?
1004  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: There's nothing tragic about being fifty. on: July 11, 2013, 10:39:17 AM
Coming Soon...Getbig: The Trading Card Game

Stay tuned....

1005  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: G&O Weekly - Exposed - Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle on: July 10, 2013, 06:58:35 PM

I saw candizzle earlier tonight. I was disappointed with the experience. He has a great body: nice and pale, hairy stomach, awesome rear manbush. His head (cranium) was way too huge though. Things started off on the wrong foot when he offered me what was supposedly Iranian saffron-infused rice even though I could see the Rice A Roni box still in the corner.

But more importantly, it was not BFE at all. He did NOT deep-french kiss me, and after a few minutes he would ask, "so which position do you want to do next?" It felt too much like a business transaction in which he was just trying to get it out of the way. And then the talk after we finished was awkward and contrived -- he desperately tried to come off as smart, lecturing me about how God had basically committed suicide, splaying his insides across empty space and thereby creating the universe. Not to sound arrogant, but as an Ivy League alum, I just don't have much in common with him, so the after-sex conversation wasn't up to par.

Overall, candizzle is a 7 in the looks department, but the experience was no higher than a 6. I'm quite frankly shocked that his reviews on perfectmanbushdubai are so high.
1006  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Why on: July 10, 2013, 04:54:10 PM
1007  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbiggers placed in Maslow's pyramid of needs. on: July 10, 2013, 03:55:36 PM
I am the weathervane on top of the pyramid!

We agree for once, you are nothing but a giant cock.
1008  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: found this quote on a roid board regarding training on: July 10, 2013, 04:50:40 AM
UKJeff looking great at 48 years, and destroying no one in this thread.

It's pretty clear that ukjeff is owning no one, on time/effort/obsession with the gym/diet and still looking nearly as good.

Nice garden lol, I hear that you can literally see the Scottish border over one of your fences  Wink

Now you've done it; soon enough we'll see a triplet of back-to-back War and Peace length posts on the subject of of how no one is above the fray despite posting 15+ posts a day bickering with ukjeffley and/or rambling about himself or "his" diet.
1009  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Nasser "German GP 96".. on: July 10, 2013, 02:50:39 AM
I like the "take away his back" nonsense. Same with Phil Heath and "take away his arms"..sorry, but that's not how it works, his back is right there and i can see it...LOL..Their great bodyparts are great for a reason....cracks me up when people try to eliminate them.

Look, take away the 'murdering more Jews than anybody else in history' thing and Hitler was a GREAT guy.
1010  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: my new juice arrived and it nearly looks like water, not yellowish on: July 10, 2013, 01:59:31 AM
I've come to appreciate your shtick, AH. It will be interesting to see how long people keep responding to your posts as if any of the events described therein are real -- maybe they will never quite catch on?
1011  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Galeniko please grace us with your nutritional strategy on: July 10, 2013, 01:56:19 AM
I think you meant the cube root of a potato, since you didn't ask for mass. Otherwise you can't square something which has the dimensions of m^3.

I learned that any and all mathematical operations may take place over potato (e.g., counting to potato); are you telling me this isn't so? Or is it just sweet potato?
1012  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: found this quote on a roid board regarding training on: July 10, 2013, 01:07:04 AM
october 31st

in honor of all hallows eve Cool

You'll fit right in with all the other ghoulish skeletons on display.
1013  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Galeniko please grace us with your nutritional strategy on: July 10, 2013, 12:03:37 AM
Nobody's really discussed in-depth the effects this diet (or OTH's, for that matter) has on one's cognitive competences -- probably because precious few here possess or utilize any. Can somebody that knows the square root of potato share with us how the diet effects (effected) their ability to think clearly and otherwise do mental work?
1014  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Galeniko please grace us with your nutritional strategy on: July 09, 2013, 08:01:06 AM
Are you suggesting that ukjeff bakes his gingerbread men with a massive cock on them, and bites each one off ceremoniously before putting them in the shop window?

Hahah, what I'm saying is that after haughtily baking a gingerbread house whilst prancing about in his sparkled Martha Stewart apron, ukjocklicker girds his loins, pops a cialis, and browses the shop, encouraging customers to open the door to the house suspiciously suspended at waist level and discover what the witch has in store for them.
1015  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Pet Board / Re: HOW TO SAVE KITTENS WITHOUT MOTHER on: July 09, 2013, 07:18:55 AM
Cory is doing fantastic.  Mum and Dad have her.  She's really smart and beautiful natured.  I never got the guys number who took the male puppy but I am sure he's doing fantastic too.

Hmm, I meant the other puppies. I'm rather confident that they are in your possession at this very moment.
1016  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Jobless Rate for Poor Black Teen Dropouts? 95% on: July 09, 2013, 06:56:18 AM
What a ridiculous statistic.  Most poor black teen dropouts generally go back to school for their GED's or for another degree.  I would not expect hardly any of, white, asian, etc to be pursuing a job at all

The economist in the article stipulates that his 'poor, black teen dropout' statistical category includes only dropouts not in study. By definition, then, these are the kids not studying. And among these non-studying, black teen, high school drop outs, only 5% have jobs.

1017  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Galeniko please grace us with your nutritional strategy on: July 09, 2013, 05:25:02 AM
I own a cake shop.  Wink

Yes, that would explain your obvious penchant for lovingly squeezing white gooy "cream" out of tube-like objects, ukjizz.
1018  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Maximizing Your Chances on POF - Pic Selection on: July 09, 2013, 05:12:41 AM
The discerning getbigger knows that the pics she chooses for her POF profile are pivotal in swooning potential mates. Which pics will you choose to maximize your chance of docking the P into the V (or getting a P docked into your V or A) later this week? [please share which pics you would have, 3 max]

1. Hiking
2. Tough mudding
3. Jerking off into the camera
4. Deep sea spear fishing
5. Having just completed a marathon
6. Sitting in a tree
7. With your kid
8. With a black kid that isn't yours
9. Behind your desk, looking pale
10. Eating watermelon
11. Showing your tits
12. Eating with chopsticks
13. Achieving a PR in squat, deadlift, or squat
14. A pic of your wang
15. A pic of your vag
16. Stroking a wild beaver
17. Barebacking your Filipino housemaid
18. Posting on getbig
19. A photoshop you made that you are particularly proud of
20. Contemplating Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations with a pipe in your mouth
21. Skydiving
22. Shooting at a gun range
23. Fully flexed in a crab most muscular pose, looking like you are taking a massive shit
24. Sulkily, depressedly looking into the camera whilst still trying to look hot
25. Getting chilidogged by a diminutively statured Australian man
26. Posing in Tapout clothing
27. Huge lifted bro truck (Branch Warren style)
28. Mowing the lawn
29. Eating sauerkraut
30. Screenshot of video game achievements
1019  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Pet Board / Re: HOW TO SAVE KITTENS WITHOUT MOTHER on: July 09, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
I love the spots.  Gorgous cats and they look very happy.  Thanks for the pics. 

Speaking of pets, how are the puppies doing?
1020  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Happy Ramadan to the Muslim GetBiggers on: July 09, 2013, 04:05:23 AM
Prophets Mohamed uncle, relatives, neighbours and mother and father where non muslims, where they executed?

Whether Muslims at the time followed through on the logical implications of their belief on this particular occasion is a different issue from explicating what those implications are, and not one especially pertinent to the discussion.
1021  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Very impressive 100% natural on: July 09, 2013, 03:57:05 AM
Holy shit....

I've been lurking for years now, but it's time for me to finally post... I randomly happened to click on this thread and low and behold, my picture pops up!??  Thanks for sharing my 'before' picture from my's an update for all you getbiggers who want to tear me apart...

Background info:  I was 330lbs at 52% body fat, had gastric bypass and a skin surgery, went down to 156lbs (skin and bones) and worked my ass off to gain.  I placed 3rd in the novice middleweight division of an NPC show in 2012, and placed 1st (novice hwt, open middle) in a show this year.  I've always wanted to be a bodybuilder, ever since I could remember, and now I'm living the dream (although I'm still wenis compared to what I'd love to be eventually).

Anyway, thanks for sharing the embarrassing skin picture, lol.  Always humbles me to see where I've come from...

Your nipples resemble those strange little pepperoni squares mostly found on cafeteria rectangle pizzas, not healthy, normal pepperonis. It's really rather perturbing, and I am not amused.
1022  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Happy Ramadan to the Muslim GetBiggers on: July 09, 2013, 03:14:57 AM
I still say behead her.

1. All persons are born Muslim. (so stipulated by a_acchhhhhhhhmed)
2. All extant non-Muslims may justifiably be construed as having left Islam in some significant sense of the term, since they were once Muslim (from 1) but are no longer.
3. Any person who leaves Islam is an apostate.
3. Therefore, all extant non-Muslims are apostates. [1-3]
4. According to the Religion of Peace, a legitimate punishment for apostates is execution. (so sayeth the Hadith)
5. Therefore, according to the Religion of Peace, the 5.43 billion non-Muslims in the world today may justifiably be executed. [4,3]

Taking a Religion of Peace derived from the hogwash word of goat herders of peace as divine...of peace.
1023  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Guess the Religion of Peace: Mr Islam Cuts Wifes' Fingers Off for Studying on: July 09, 2013, 01:55:14 AM
'I've got a surprise for you': Husband blindfolds his wife.... and then chops off her fingers to stop her studying for a degree

A jealous husband is facing life in prison after chopping off his wife's fingers because she began studying for a degree without his permission.
Rafiqul Islam, 30, blindfolded his wife Hawa Akhter, 21, and taped her mouth, telling her he was going to give her a surprise present.
Instead he made her hold out her hand and cut off all five fingers. One of his relatives then threw Ms Akhter's fingers in the dustbin to ensure doctors could not reattach them.

Mr Islam, who is a migrant worker in the United Arab Emirates, had warned his wife there would 'severe consequences' if she did not give up her studies.

Can't figure out which religion of peace is involved guise
1024  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Galeniko please grace us with your nutritional strategy on: July 09, 2013, 01:10:16 AM
The problem here is simple mathematics.

Carbs are not essential for muscle.

1.You do not need them for building muscle,

2. you do not need them for keeping muscle

so simple mathematics means skipping carbs = more calories in the deficit for you to take to the bank.

There is no easier explanation then the one I just gave.

Yes, I seem to recall the proof for this being established by Peano (or was it Dedekind?) early in his career.
1025  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: New Phil pics vs. New Kai on: July 09, 2013, 12:43:56 AM
I would dispute Wiggs on this matter but since he is a son of Ham, I would be 13.99 times more likely to be killed by him as a result of the argument than if I had started it with a white person. I'd better let this one go. (, p10)
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