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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Antoine Vaillant , TEN YEARS OF HARD WORK........ on: May 17, 2013, 03:24:26 PM
Caveat douchetor, Lobstah.
Some women think that the use of a douche incurs more risks than benefits.

 no no,  "angry shit"  like hurricane Katrina  action .  epic flooding.  homes are being destroyed and swept away.  people are screaming in terror at the rising tides down there.  Antoine is going to have a hell of a  mess to mop up.
2  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Antoine Vaillant , TEN YEARS OF HARD WORK........ on: May 17, 2013, 06:14:22 AM
I like 'Twon but he lucks like a juiced up gay Frenchman. Hilarious guy. That mustache and hair combo is awesome.
The mustache-hair-eyebrow combo makes me want to eat a WHOLE BOWL of Honey Nut Frenchios with a side of boeuf française. I can't stand french dudes, but this makes my lady parts do some weird, primal, angry shit, like we're going to breed a pack of halfricans with the biggest lips you've ever fucking seen, and skin so ambiguously brown Phil Heath will be jealous.
3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: May 09, 2013, 01:11:25 AM
Some of us back it up..... I got some covers back in the day......and I still stay in shape....
As the face of "Shit Just Got Real," I am pretty sure I am more popular than you are.
Heh.
4  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: May 08, 2013, 11:23:16 PM


are you implying that most of us on GB dont train?  Undecided
I haven't taken a formal survey on the matter, but it's really not about training vs not training. It's about looking good vs not. I've been training consistently for a handful of years, but whether I look good any given moment is a different matter entirely. I think I look good right now. That hasn't always been the case.
That said, getbig is the land of trash talking with nothing to back it up (outside of this particular thread anyway).
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: May 08, 2013, 11:14:05 PM
this means a lot, coming from a woman more ripped than i'll ever be Shocked

Pssh, not even close to true, but you know, flattery will get you everywhere or something.
Seriously, nice job having actual good body. despite being on getbig haha.
Also, being "ripped" is kind of overrated for men AND women, if you don't have a decent body and face to begin with.
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: May 08, 2013, 10:43:55 PM
sure thing





i've posted others where i look like complete shit, but i doubt you want to see those

Sweet baby jesus. I die.
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: May 07, 2013, 10:18:40 PM
aren't you using steroids Huh
The funniest possible response to these pictures haha
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: April 24, 2013, 09:43:25 PM
Hahaaaaa!   Did you notice the tan .....that's from the beach? ..........must have some black genes in me?    Grin
black blood, calves, and dogbabies. I only got one of those, and I'm mad about it.
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: April 24, 2013, 02:29:06 PM
Lobstah honey......check out these white-boy calves...BOOM....... and I don't compete!??

That's Huey Hefner ....my biggest fan to the right!  Smiley

are you trying to make me jealous? Of your dogs AND your calves? It's working.
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: April 21, 2013, 05:15:26 PM
You should post on the G&O board.
I don't know what the G&O board is?
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: April 18, 2013, 03:45:32 AM
Huge thighs but no calves.


NONE. I have like one calf split between two legs. So half a calf, at best. It does not help that my upper leg is so large. Like if were just some average skiny ass broad, no one would even notice that my calves are non existent. Still, I'll take what I've got over the other options...
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: April 18, 2013, 03:10:01 AM
Good shape, how tall are you?
5'5" 140. But I have fucking giant legs...which I'm not sure is helping my overall balance, but it's whatevs- *I* like them.
13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: April 17, 2013, 11:15:35 PM
Oh we'd never mock you silly goose? We don't expect you to do our weights......Besides.... we know you'd kill us in cardio?  LOL!
I will murder you in cardio. I will sweat directly into your gallon jug and be totally unapologetic. ELLIPTICAL BEAST MODE.
[commence laughter]
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: April 17, 2013, 11:02:18 PM

Looking awesome Lobstah..... come train with us big boys one day? Lunch at Firehouse on me!   Cheesy

I'm in. 100%.  As long as the "big boys" don't mock my puny little girlie weights. I swear to god I'm working on it. My squats are decent, but that's all I've got.
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: April 17, 2013, 10:50:22 PM
Please share that pride by posting a picture Smiley

BOOYAH, DUDE!

16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: April 17, 2013, 12:05:07 AM
You know, I have to say, as awesome as it is to be shredded with full muscle bellies, and dry as the desert, I take great pride in just being a regular decent-looking broad when I'm NOT in my competition suit. It's practically a triumph on its own to not turn into a whale in the offseason...
17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: If you had to be "trained" for one year by one getbigger, who would you choose? on: March 08, 2013, 12:10:56 AM
WISHBOOOOOONNNNNNE, all the way. Team Tommy. I'd be next level motherfucking amazing, bet on it.
18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: February 20, 2013, 07:34:30 PM
97 pages and 60 of of those are of galeniko.

I mean, can you deny the man's conditioning?
19  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: February 20, 2013, 12:54:34 AM
AND ONE FOR THE ROAD!
(offseason figure girls doing bodybuilding poses - never not funny)
(I know you want those glasses.)

20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: February 19, 2013, 12:17:07 PM
Nicely done. Vince Goodrum would kill for your physique.

(The above post was meant as a sincere compliment.)
Haha, I'm flattered? I think?
21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: February 19, 2013, 12:15:04 PM
OK here goes;  Smiley


Awesome v-taper
Flaring quads
High quad insertion as they start closer to the hip (the higher the better)
Wide clavicles
Narrow hips (perfect for figure)
Thick lower back
dramatic lower back arch
Great legs
amazing skin tone
Awesome chest, shoulders, back and legs

Improvement areas;

high triceps, not necessarily a bad thing but it blurs out the separation between delts and arms so a slight increase in tricep hardness

Great glutes, great hams, slightly better separation will make a difference however it might be cause you are leaning forward a tad much that may be giving this illusion, either way deep squats and or lunges would help.

High calves but still good calves (genetics) not much can be done here.

Now your physique is excellent I am splitting hairs here and these are minor improvements only but could make the difference, stick to it and I think you can be an ifbb pro.

Great presence and good stance, arms position a tad wide, but we are talking maybe 2 inches here. Skin tone is your main asset and of course your v-taper is insane.

I am stage marshall for a dozen shows per year and have been doing this since 06 so I know what the judges are looking for, come on Lobstah make getbig proud and turn pro, you have all the tools. I am just being honest here  Wink



Agreed on MOST points. I do have narrow hips, and thanks effing god for that, or looking stage-ready would be a nightmare. Unfortunately, having no hips means I don't have too much of a waist, haha. I guess I've tried to make up for it with a wide back, but...a waist would be nice.

Now, the details:

-What are high triceps? Can you show me an example of it, as opposed to regular triceps? Even if it's on a dude. I'm just having trouble figuring out what you mean.
-Hams/glute separation. I think I just need to come in leaner, don't you think? I mean don't get me wrong, I am ALWAYS working on a bigger butt (err...I mean more glute development...), but I don't think it's a muscular thing here. I think I could just stand to be harder.
-Calves. Come on, don't gas my ego. We all know my calves are kind of wack, haha.
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: February 17, 2013, 07:32:36 PM
Excellent physique, has the genetics to turn pro possibly. Do you have a competition pic, as I understand off-season does not tell the full story, although you are within striking distance from competition.
whoa, you think I have good genetics? sweet. I always felt like I was FIGHTING my genetics. cool!
Anyway, I've posted this here before, but since you asked for a competition photo...
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Physique Rankings - List and Rules on Page 1 on: February 16, 2013, 11:01:14 PM
ALRIGHT, they are 7 hours old, and though in my competition suit, they are for a fashion eyewear company (not some kind of random fitness photo shoot, booked around a competition or something. I was only asked to do this like two weeks ago, not twelve haha). Recent, untouched, and literally MONTHS off-season. I'm filing this away as a win.
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: So are there any hotties posting on GB? on: January 26, 2013, 01:21:25 PM



There is cameltoe in that booty picture, and you have to admit, cameltoe is pretty awesome/hilarious.
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: LOVE women with big legs! on: January 26, 2013, 12:25:49 AM
This thread has definitely taken a turn for the worse.
COULDN'T FUCKING AGREE MORE. How did this ever happen? Big legs are great on women, but damn, the WOMAN has to be attractive first and fucking foremost!
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