Getbig Bodybuilding, Figure and Fitness Forums
April 19, 2014, 08:24:28 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
  Home Help Calendar Login Register  
  Show Posts
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 346
1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Lady Gaga without makeup on: April 17, 2014, 08:34:17 PM
hmmm

Nope....that's her new look. I didn't come naturally.
2  Getbig Alternative Boards / V Board - General Random Threads / Re: You Guys Have To Teach Me How This Works on: April 17, 2014, 08:32:16 PM
send her down there old timer, pace yourself now.lol  Undecided

Thanks, I think I getting so excited that I am having palpations or I am cumming....at my deluded old age, it is hard to tell the difference. Oops, just noticed that my dick is hard. What does this mean?  Grin
3  Getbig Alternative Boards / V Board - General Random Threads / Re: You Guys Have To Teach Me How This Works on: April 17, 2014, 08:25:14 PM
right.

Im new here as well but I feel that primemuscle is a deluded old twat

I was wondering the same thing. Aren't all old men deluded old twats? At what age does a Alpha male become a beta schmoe? If an old twat lifts, does this excuse their being senile? If aged beef is called prime, how aged does muscle have to be before it becomes spoiled? Does it last longer if it spends nights sleeping in the freezer?
4  Getbig Alternative Boards / V Board - General Random Threads / Re: You Guys Have To Teach Me How This Works on: April 17, 2014, 08:20:36 PM
there is a young gent here 'legend'as u will,,tay tay 'tbombz,he will show u the rope i mean show u the ropes..

Didn't he already do a big show and tell? Wasn't his "rope" more of a string? Should I buy a bunny suit with the butthole cut out in order to really fit in?
5  Getbig Alternative Boards / V Board - General Random Threads / Re: You Guys Have To Teach Me How This Works on: April 17, 2014, 08:14:50 PM
I am also new to this forum. -Just a wet behind the ears kind of kid really. Been thinking about bodybuilding as a way to make new friends; any thoughts on this? If I build big muscles will the chicks dig me or will I be stuck with a bunch of schmoes wanting a look see in my thong? Will a schmoe or a lady be willing to sponsor my ABS usage? Do I have to actually lift weights or can I simply shoot some oil into my muscles to make them look big? If I become a bodybuilder and do some G4P gigs, does this make me a homosexual? If I pay prostitutes for sex, like that one fellow does, and then go down on them, will I be catch an STD if I put a condom on my tongue? Help me out here folks. I have tons of questions which need answering.
6  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I have taken my last drink for the next 4 days. This is my road to semi sobriety on: April 17, 2014, 07:50:41 PM
Getbig is different when I am sober. I do not have the urge to post, and most topics are not interesting to me now.

Is this how normal people post?

You are simply going through a transition. In time, the urge to post on Getbig will return....not to worry.  Cheesy
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Itchy Balls, what to do?? on: April 17, 2014, 07:47:47 PM
Just lick em' like your dog does...

Excellent idea!
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Itchy Balls, what to do?? on: April 17, 2014, 10:06:13 AM
Seems like you have crabs. A spray or two of Raid should take care of this. If that doesn't do the trick, shave one side of your pubes, set the other side on fire and when those little buggers run out, stab them with and ice pick. Grin
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Anabolic Halo is someone I want to emulate on: April 17, 2014, 09:57:32 AM
Pretty sure he's in California.

Yeah, that would probably be California.  Grin
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Senseless Anabolichalo Ramblings on: April 16, 2014, 10:45:54 PM
todays workout: quads

leg press:

20 x 300kg

10 x300kg

20 x 260kg

after that i was totally smoked and stopped the workout (was contemplating hams and calves as well)

I've discovered that contemplation doesn't grow your muscles....just saying.
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Anabolic Halo is someone I want to emulate on: April 16, 2014, 10:42:26 PM
generally speaking only fags and nigersians get hiv.

State of denial and delusion.
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: 3 weeks into my diet on: April 15, 2014, 09:29:34 AM
Well guys I almost lost it yesterday.. The deit is getting rough and had a shitty long day at work... Came out to my car to see a message that my dad had a stroke.... My instead impulse was to go binge eat... But I fought it and hit the gym instead.... I told him on the phone if he dies I'm not fucking my prep up to go to his funeral!!!! He had a good laugh has he knows how hard I've been working... Plus you got to stay a getbigger in moments like that...


Anyways diets been the same for 3 weeks now just cycling cardio and things are tighting up I'm at 196 now

Stay strong. You have a lot of us Getbiggers pulling for your success. You are looking awesome by the way.

Hope your dad will be okay. Seems like you and he have a really good relationship.
13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What did you eat yesterday? on: April 15, 2014, 12:07:23 AM
I drink a shit load of diet soda.

Im legit worried that im going to have kidney stones later in life.

Apparently you're not worried enough to give that shit up. Really, switch to soda made with real sugar. Not only can diet soda cause kidney stones, the high levels of phosphorous found in diet drinks can eventually cause your kidneys to fail. Trust me, I know a thing or two about kidney failure.
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: what city has the hottest women you have ever seen? on: April 14, 2014, 11:58:54 PM
Im a strong 5'11. I just don't like the big hands and feet tall women possess. 

This means most women of that height are at least as tall as you are when they wear high heels.
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What did you eat yesterday? on: April 14, 2014, 09:33:42 PM
German pancake and sausage
Protein drink
Chicken spinach salad with sautéed mushrooms
Ice cream made from coconut milk
16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: what city has the hottest women you have ever seen? on: April 14, 2014, 09:30:55 PM

how any man finds a female above 5'8 attractive is beyond me. To be honest 5'8 is pushing it.

Guess this means your on the short side, huh?
17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hot Amputee on: April 14, 2014, 09:23:15 PM
grosss

i've hit an amputee


lower legs removed from the knees

but that was nowhere as gross as this

and she was a beautiful chocolate hawaian lady, not tattood white trash red hair of peace


also


HOVER HAND AHAHAHAHA HOVER HAND

Hawaiian
18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: what city has the hottest women you have ever seen? on: April 14, 2014, 07:29:12 PM
Gainesville, Georgia. It is the chicken capital of the world.

19  Getbig Main Boards / Politics and Political Issues Board / Re: Nudity Goes Legal In Munich on: April 14, 2014, 07:18:55 PM
It's been happening in San Fran for years now.  You see people running for office walking around nude holding up VOTE FOR __insert their name__  posters.  You see them on the sidewalks, intersections, etc...  It's legal and you often see cops all around the area and they never harass them.  The first time I saw this, I asked the waiter of the restaurant where I was eating at the time about it and he said as long as they are not in a state of arousal or making any overt sexual advances or gestures then nothing can be done.

Nothing should be done. Nudity is not evil or dangerous to anyone. Being prudish about it is what causes problems.

It is legal to be naked in Portland, OR as well with the same limitations as San Francisco. However, you seldom see individuals walking around naked, usually just groups like the naked bike ride and sometimes naked runs. Perhaps the weather here is something of a detriment. It isn't too comfortable to go out in 40 degree weather starkers. Near the city there are some well know public beaches which cater to nudist. One is on Sauvies Island and the other is at Rooster Rock State Park. Both are on the Columbia river.
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Anabolic Halo is someone I want to emulate on: April 14, 2014, 07:04:36 PM
Why is it that the videos you post are always taken down?
21  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I have taken my last drink for the next 4 days. This is my road to semi sobriety on: April 14, 2014, 06:59:41 PM
Then why don't you see my point. I am talking about going from drinking everyday, to maybe once or twice a month.

Where do you not see the progress in that? Why should I shut up about it? It is the diary of my situation.

Determined to be disliked? I am being real with you guys.

I've made all the arguments to myself you are making now about social drinking being alright. No doubt there is merit in cutting back for health reasons. There are people who are periodic drunks. They go through long dry spells. Sometimes these people totally binge when they do drink. That is not good for your health at all. People have died as a result of alcohol poisoning. Hang in there and stay strong.
22  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I have taken my last drink for the next 4 days. This is my road to semi sobriety on: April 14, 2014, 06:51:27 PM
I have half a bottle of Svedka Orange Creamsicle vodka left. Should I drink it? You know for the memories...

After the week, I think I just might go longer if I can. Maybe it is wiser to give it up altogether.

Dump it out. Don't drink it. It's a choice and you should chose not to drink.
23  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I have taken my last drink. This is my road to sobriety. on: April 14, 2014, 06:47:50 PM
It depends. During the work week? Probably 350-500 ml.  

Weekends? I can do 750 ml in a day easy. Sometimes more.

This has been going on for 2 1/2 to 3 years straight. Drinking everyday is a problem.

A fifth in a day is a lot o drink. I have a high tolerance for alcohol. The most I have drunk in a day is maybe 400 ml. I rarely get drunk and never have hangovers. Perhaps if I felt like shit the next day, it would be easier to stop drinking, which would make my teetotalling wife very happy.
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Shizzo you fat ugly degenerate cuuuunt! on: April 14, 2014, 06:05:01 PM
Not at all. Been sober 2 hours now. 2 hours and for the rest of my life.

Good to know that 2 hours sober can lead to the lifelong sobriety. I've been sober since midnight last night and I'm not planning imbibing tonight. I will say I am sober when I haven't had a drink in at least a couple of weeks. But hey, whatever works for you is all good. I applaud your effort and wish you every success.
25  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Training Q&A / Re: The Mature thread on: April 14, 2014, 05:56:00 PM
NICE JAY,,,WE HAD LLOOOOOONNNGGG WINTER HERE 2,,I HAD TO REBUILD SOME FRONT STEPS AND HAVE TO ORDER NEW RAILINGS FOR FRONT,I DID SOME SPOT SEEDING AND NEES TO PLANT A FEW SHRUBS 'MEDIUM' SIZED .I DO ALL MY OWN YARD WORK,LANDSCAPING,ROCK OR MULCHING..

You folks in the East get much worse winters than we have in western Oregon. We are in planting Zone 8. It rarely gets below freezing and when it does, it only lasts a couple of days. We did get a late snow which confused and damaged some of the less hardy bulbs I have, like Paper whites. They were busy popping up in late January only to get their leaves frostbitten. I doubt they will bloom this year.
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 346
Theme created by Egad Community. Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.16 | SMF © 2011, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!