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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The Reem with his girl at the beach on: May 17, 2013, 12:22:33 AM
20 lbs over weight,horrible tattoo, no ass,

Thought you were talking about him...
2  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Newlywed, 21, busted allegedly soliciting hooker for sex on honeymoon - LOL!!!! on: May 16, 2013, 01:45:03 AM
We don't know what he saw when her curtains were lifted...
3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I'm considering starting a blog/writing comedy...honest opinions on: May 16, 2013, 01:42:47 AM
Nothing ventured, ... capital saved.

But honestly, go for it. There's never been a better time to be a writer. Self-publish until the big names come calling. Doesn't cost you anything and, as I'm assuming this is a hobby for you, you won't mind putting in a lot of unpaid hours.

Just don't give up your day job yet. Do it like me: get a day job that allows you to fritter away your hours on GB -- or on your writing.

I actually started writing a novel zombie novel (one not set in the US, funny, and without ridiculous weaponry), but quit after page 1. Zombies are so played out. Trying to think of something new.
4  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Get Bigger Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest on: May 16, 2013, 01:36:40 AM
Hahaha Fake News.

"Neighbour Bertil Stååhfrääs" = Bertil Hard-On

IBTimes UK published a story yesterday about a man who died having while trying to have sex with a hornet's nest.

Unfortunately it turned out the story was a fake from a satirical news website in Sweden called Nyheterna Sverige, which was kindly pointed out by a number of our readers.

The original story was spawned from animal rights campaigners who were worried about the wellbeing of hornets.

However, the joke got lost in translation - as well the names of those involved. The neighbour's name translates to erection and the fetish expert is called genital.

Those campaigners are a bunch of pricks!
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Get Bigger Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest on: May 16, 2013, 01:10:20 AM
He was obviously feeling very horny.
Grin


It may have been a prostitution sting.
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: cswol wanted me to video him doing 225 x 55 on: May 15, 2013, 06:59:37 AM
500 is still a warm up, isn't it Huh
Only when curling.
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: cswol wanted me to video him doing 225 x 55 on: May 15, 2013, 06:22:16 AM
Excellent point. Next year will be my 30th year of training (started in college in '84). Some years better than others. This past year has been my most consistent effort of my life (culminating with the realization that training in the early AM allows me to train 6-7 days a week). I also realized that that fitness dude look is a much more attainable and desirable look anyway.
I feel you, bro. I played the mass game and lost. Smiley Almost 25 years of lifting and only recently have I realized it doesn't mean anything. Still love it, but having the biggest bench (or whatever) isn't a priority any more. Now it's on to practical shit: I'd rather be able to DL 315x10 without a warmup, than go for a 500 max after a 16 week peaking cycle and only hitting it if all the planets align properly.
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Bodybuilder sets new push ups world record (don't try this at home) on: May 15, 2013, 06:17:54 AM
The guy is special ed. Stop making fun of him. On a side note he uses a greater range of motion than 90% of getbiggers.

Huh

9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Fat Yoga on: May 15, 2013, 05:37:37 AM
i'm guessing all these tree-hugging phags in oregon are eating this shit up
Like everything else so far...
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Quickerblade, why not just post here for all to see? on: May 15, 2013, 04:55:56 AM
So much drama for a quicky...
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Justice has been served...almost! on: May 15, 2013, 03:35:55 AM
Stories and events like this does not fit the media or Obama's agenda, so little is to be said. But when tragedy like Sandy Hook happens they are quick to blame it on gun control. 
Fuck your bullshit. This even got some play in Europe.
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Fat Yoga on: May 15, 2013, 03:33:49 AM
Q: Is Fat Yoga for fat people only? Are there size requirements?
A: No way! All bodies are welcome at Fat Yoga. Many of our regular members do not identify as fat, but then tons of us do.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Fat Yoga on: May 15, 2013, 03:26:50 AM

Which pose is that? The Whale Reaches For Mayo?
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Prom party bus driver's blood-alcohol almost triple the legal limit on: May 15, 2013, 02:50:02 AM
Can't go driving Mrs. Daisy sober.
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Quickerblade, why not just post here for all to see? on: May 15, 2013, 02:48:02 AM
What have I missed? Arce would pick up QB to go bench 225 for reps?
16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Fat Yoga on: May 15, 2013, 02:03:12 AM
Would be great to watch them flopping around on the floor, not being able to get up.
17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Olympic Wrestling on: May 15, 2013, 01:57:52 AM
Number 10 blonde on the right I think I see a slight camel toe on her. I would like to see her on the balance beam.
Can't see shit!



Firing up GIMP as we speak... Wink
18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: If you could apologize to anyone from your past, who would it be? on: May 15, 2013, 01:24:04 AM
What was the reason behind this attack in your mind?
Being a mean bastard? I was ten as well at the time (she was in my class*), so I can't recall why.



*Yes, I rode the short bus. If we had those here. Grin
19  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: cswol wanted me to video him doing 225 x 55 on: May 15, 2013, 01:18:50 AM
Not that I necessarily disagree with these sentiments, but it is sometimes hard to see why I or any other non-AAS trainee would even bother to lift.
Because training clean can get you 20-30 lbs of muscle more than an untrained fatass. The chasm between a non-lifter and a clean trainee is just as large as between a clean lifter and a pro.
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Honestly - how many GB posters could survive this? on: May 15, 2013, 12:27:10 AM
TA - no offense bro - read up on some of shit people have to go through to survive Selection - this shit aint squating in a garden planting squash 
You clearly have never done any old-timey manual farm work.
21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: If you could apologize to anyone from your past, who would it be? on: May 14, 2013, 07:45:07 AM
I kicked a tard in her babymaker when I was around 10 or so. Wasn't a nice thing to do.
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Marilyn Monroe dwarfs Arnold ! on: May 13, 2013, 10:04:18 AM
Marilyn looking chiseled.
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Candy Cane flavored Vodka on: May 12, 2013, 11:34:48 PM
Bubblegum schnapps!
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WYHI on: May 12, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Would not exercise my drilling rights.
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WYHI?! on: May 12, 2013, 04:09:49 AM
She would not be getting my feta-covered souvlaki.
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