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26  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Prime meat on: July 24, 2014, 07:55:05 AM
penishreak, judging by your avatar you seem to enjoy something rather large between your lisp.

I take your non sequitur response as an admission of utter defeat. Hereby graciously accepted. And yes, I enjoy both cigars and cocks -- and still women are all over me. With my face and verbal skills I even get away with being fat. Tongue
27  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: Any notice a big difference with test prop? on: July 24, 2014, 07:42:59 AM
Oh dear, problems in the bedroom department   Grin
Yes, I'm not big enough for her.  Cheesy Looking to slowly recomp to 260 now instead of 240 as target weight. A fat 260 though; permabulking PLer of peace.
28  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: Any notice a big difference with test prop? on: July 24, 2014, 06:02:35 AM
Discussed it with the wife yesterday, and we're in agreement that I can/should up the dose.  Grin So I will be trying test prop as well for the first time. Probably combined with masteron prop.

But I still have not read any plausible explanation as to who prop would cause less bloat. Huh
29  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Just a question....do you want ripped or fat? on: July 24, 2014, 02:25:51 AM
If you chose fat .....  In what other ?





WoooSSHHHHHHH  Off SeaSON

3,1,4,2, then the ugly nigra, then Jade.
30  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Unable to ejaculate from vaginal sex on: July 23, 2014, 12:12:48 PM
Bertha told me you were a deviant.
At least we wash it before sharing.  Shocked Cheesy
31  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Unable to ejaculate from vaginal sex on: July 23, 2014, 09:03:38 AM
one woman i was fucking told me that a man Comes better when his arse is played with Lips sealed She told me she did this with a candle one time and the guy shot like a volcano. Another woman i knew wanted to dildo my rear end because it made her horny..i said no way.( the Truth Guys  Cool )  don´t want any foreign object in my hole.

Team buttplug FTW!
32  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Have We Reached Peak Narcissism With The “Selfie Stick”? on: July 23, 2014, 07:24:23 AM
I was in Hawaii and Asians everywhere had these fucking things.  They don't even enjoy the surroundings, they just stand their for an hour taking photos of themselves and then leave.  I don't get it.

People are so unhappy and unfulfilled that they overcompensate by trying to look special and happy. In essence trying to 'fake it 'till they make it'. Which will never work.
33  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Have We Reached Peak Narcissism With The “Selfie Stick”? on: July 23, 2014, 06:26:31 AM
Damn that bitch is homely.  Looks like Harvey Keitel impersonating Yoko.  Stick's there to keep the camera making a run for it.

34  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Prime meat on: July 23, 2014, 06:07:26 AM
you don't happen to have any pics of those "blindingly good looks", do you penishreak?

Besides the massive pic that can be found via my avatar here, you mean? Roll Eyes


I'll grant you that you dominate Romania. But inane questions like the above indicate that if the bar was any lower it would be a floor joist.
35  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Watched a crossfit twink do 225 X 110 Deadlifts. on: July 23, 2014, 06:04:34 AM
Adonis' dog died. He hasn't been the same. That dog was good for 2 or 3 orgasms a day. Shocked
But did Adonis come as well?
36  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Prime meat on: July 23, 2014, 04:24:41 AM
you might be right as you seem the type who knows how much a gauy should pay for quality meat anywhere in the worlds
I don't need to pay for that, seeing as I have blindingly good looks.
37  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Unable to ejaculate from vaginal sex on: July 23, 2014, 04:22:33 AM
So I was fucking my new girlfriend last night, and the same old issue raised its ugly head again; my peepee just doesn't seem to respond as well to the mushy walls of the vagina cave as it does to my hand's deadlift-inured vice-like grip.

After trying all 3 of the positions I know (for what seemed like an eternity), I finally relented and masturbated into her face (an old romantic at heart!!). But not for a fraction of a second, during all that pumping and grunting, did I feel the tingle, the hint, that I might be approaching climax. On the plus side it was the most cardio I've done in years.

My girlfriend isn't ugly; not kate upton but not rumer willis either. So I'm assuming it's not that, unless i'm gay and I haven't admitted it to myself yet (which lets face it, is a possibility considering the drugged up bodybuilding deviance i'm involved in). So I don't really care about a solution, i'm sure i'll work something out - but does anyone else have this problem? Would you like to regale us all with a similar tale of woe and penile disinterest?

Say a few words when eating her. If you hear nothing, the problem is you. Dump her if you hear an echo.
38  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Prime meat on: July 23, 2014, 02:14:05 AM
It's prime TBone steak hand picked and I think it is dirt cheap ANYWHERE you live to pay this much
If it makes you happy you can keep on thinking that. Doesn't make it true, but don't let that stop you.
39  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Uk Sub Forum on: July 23, 2014, 02:12:08 AM
Just a matter of time now before we also get a Monegasque subforum.
40  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Prime meat on: July 23, 2014, 02:04:32 AM
Just got back from the butcher with 15 lbs of handpicked t bone freshly sacrificed from a calf. Pays off to have the meat shop sponsor Radu with red meAt and chicken. I paid 35$ for all this. Maybe living in Romania has it's benefits huh?  Grin
Just checked, and no. I would pay about $100 for that -- but here the average wage is 5x that of Romania. So you are overpaying.
41  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Building massive quads without squats on: July 22, 2014, 09:40:29 AM
Or be a real man and ignore knee and back pain, scream like a maniac and get those squats done. The only people with a real excuse not to squat are those who are paralysed or have no legs.

Kamali Principles of peace.
42  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Husband sends wife spreadsheet showing she turned him down for sex 25/28 times on: July 22, 2014, 09:19:42 AM
A cast iron frying pan in one hand, a wooden rolling pin in the other...
 Grin

and a cock in your mouth, so at least you're quiet. Roll Eyes


 Wink
43  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Husband sends wife spreadsheet showing she turned him down for sex 25/28 times on: July 22, 2014, 09:08:10 AM
As for being a woman, you display some strong opinions here  Shocked Cheesy

Touché!

She lived in with me for 5 long years, paying me nothing. So yeah, paid for those too. And her new laptop last year. Tongue
44  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Husband sends wife spreadsheet showing she turned him down for sex 25/28 times on: July 22, 2014, 07:57:12 AM
No, you got it all wrong!

You have to tell him over and over again not to drop used towels om the bathroom floor, but to hang them to dry. Otherwise he can pay for new towels to replace the stinky and moldy old ones.

Besides, real men eat their stakes rare, or rather bleu.
 Wink

I paid for the old towels as well, so I don't really give a shit. Grin
45  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: incrilex on: July 22, 2014, 07:36:38 AM
Does anybody used incrilex, is it that good cause its very expensive,  does it help in more mass, I can get it, think to run it with 1000mg test enanthate,1000mg equipose,300mg trenbolone, 6 to 8ui hgh, some arimidex, dont know if I add slin, dbol, but incrilex want some help and review about it

Have you already won a city-level show? If not, then just start there using the basics.
46  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WYHI - You are allowed 6 beers first on: July 22, 2014, 07:33:25 AM
Maybe you're not her type.

From the looks of it he's not even her species.
47  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WYHI - You are allowed 6 beers first on: July 22, 2014, 07:32:20 AM


If I can use those six beers to wash down enough cyanide first, then I'll say yes.
48  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 22, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
He is trying to be ambiguous when he says "needs". What he means is that it took 9 years of manipulation to get her to think painting herself with shoe polish and wearing a 12" black strap on and fucking her husband up the ass while Dr Dre is playing in the background, is normal.


Are you saying 'Uberman' is the kind of person to order an Uber cab while in the ghetto, and even with enough spare change in his pockets, insists to pay in blowjobs?
49  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: What Country in the World Best Fits Your Personality? on: July 22, 2014, 07:19:36 AM
You sound a bit Dutch here Cheesy



All those people and never being able to get truly away from all of them is driving me batshit crazy. Some of my saner moments are when I'm visiting Germany for work and drive on the Autobahn (E31) at night. No radio of course, so no voices either.
50  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 22, 2014, 06:34:23 AM
Don't blame him. Phreak's up to my demanding standards now. We have more sex than meals and we're not on a Galeniko diet.
LOL!

Also no, you are still too nympho for me. Undecided
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