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51  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 22, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
He is trying to be ambiguous when he says "needs". What he means is that it took 9 years of manipulation to get her to think painting herself with shoe polish and wearing a 12" black strap on and fucking her husband up the ass while Dr Dre is playing in the background, is normal.


Are you saying 'Uberman' is the kind of person to order an Uber cab while in the ghetto, and even with enough spare change in his pockets, insists to pay in blowjobs?
52  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: What Country in the World Best Fits Your Personality? on: July 22, 2014, 07:19:36 AM
You sound a bit Dutch here Cheesy



All those people and never being able to get truly away from all of them is driving me batshit crazy. Some of my saner moments are when I'm visiting Germany for work and drive on the Autobahn (E31) at night. No radio of course, so no voices either.
53  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 22, 2014, 06:34:23 AM
Don't blame him. Phreak's up to my demanding standards now. We have more sex than meals and we're not on a Galeniko diet.
LOL!

Also no, you are still too nympho for me. Undecided
54  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: What Country in the World Best Fits Your Personality? on: July 22, 2014, 05:05:22 AM
Another one for New Zealand. Would love it there, my niece moved there a while ago already.

What I just hate about these quizzes is that it is somehow always about people. Finding people who share your passion and similar bollocks. I fucking hate being around people, I wish there was always that option in such questionnaires. Won't happen, as people who give two shits about such quizzes are the same annoying people who want to share everything and be part of a group. I keep dreaming though.
55  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 22, 2014, 04:24:48 AM
Is that ironic? i only bust a nut three times a week at 32 without any chemical help, dont know if it's a lot or not, actually i dont care, the real challenge was to get her to adapt to my natural needs; again it took 12 years to get it right. BTw we have a kid and both work, everything has to be taken into consideration when you raise a family and not all men have the same sexual drive.
So much fail in this post/life.

  • The very thought that at 32 chemical assistance would even be an issue is sad. Not just for you, for any 'man' under sixty.
  • It took you twelve years to girlishly manipulate a woman into doing something that you should have gotten when asked (and not asked) from day one of your relationship.
  • You both work and have a kid. How impressive. That of course leaves you without even 15 minutes daily to have sex. Maybe you should bang your wife more often, instead of posting endless diatribes here -- which oddly enough you seem to have plenty of time for.
56  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Any tea drinkers? on: July 21, 2014, 05:18:17 AM


Wonder if he's a 'cup half full' kind of gay guy
57  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: worst bp reading? on: July 20, 2014, 10:22:40 PM
Usually around 125 /75 running 1g of test and 675mg of deca. I always take my reading after ive had a serving of caffeine or worked out though so it may be lower than that, majority of any raising is definitely caused by deca bloat for me atleast.

Whats the worst reading you've had aswell as the compound that caused it?

140 / 95 on nothing but diet coke and hamburgers. 105/ 65 now on 325 mg weekly.
58  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 20, 2014, 09:11:39 AM
When she feels like it at night my wife starts masturbating while caressing my body and stroking my cock and balls. Sometimes she ends blowing me at the same time if im not too tired to get off. Dont understand the use of "toys", nothing screams "you cant satisfy me" like using sexual objects. I d feel like shit if she ever came with the idea of using anything else than my body to pleasure herself...
Anyway she rarely start masturbating on her own as we have enough sexual activity in a week ; intercourse once a week and she blows me twice a week and sometimes masturbates at the same time. Basically every two days i gets my balls emptied one way or another; and there is no escape for her. She really masturbates alone completely on her own when im away for a week or more which is very rare, maybe twice a year. She often uses naked pics of me or we re wanking at each other using a webcam.
She doesnt watch porn at all, i taught her everything i wanted her to do over time. Took time and tears to get her to enjoy sucking my cock like a baby when i want. 12 years already. Best investment in my whole existence by far. Who said stable long term relationships are only troubles? They are if you cant get what you need from each others.

Wow. You sex machine, you!
59  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: presentation on: July 20, 2014, 08:18:57 AM
Again I paid nothing ladies...hope this helps our retarded GB members.  Kiss
So you're saying you consider this high-class dining that is normally unattainable yet desirable to you? Good for you that you got welfare to pay for it. Just don't think the government paid what it was worth.
60  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: presentation on: July 20, 2014, 06:50:45 AM
Then we dove into the juicy porterhouse steak.

$64
Does meat have to be smuggled in by a cartel where you live? Or are you purposely looking to pay $10 for a steak and $54 for "ambiance"?


Sweet jesus, B and I had a 2-Lb Angus baby top on the BBQ on Friday, and that cost me only E18. And it was great quality grilled to perfection*, instead of broiled into a gray shoe sole like the above piece of crap.


* We both eat our meats very raw. We even name it differently: not 'bleu', because that's too well done. We refer to it as 'cobalt' now.  Grin
61  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: This Is What Your Future Holds America! on: July 20, 2014, 05:20:54 AM
I blame your piece of shit ancestors for bringing the Hebronics over here in the first place. Ship an already primitive people 6K miles from their home, enslave them for 150 years, abuse and disenfranchise them for another 100, then let them loose on society and have the nerve to gasp in bewilderment at the subsequent chronic underachievement and pants sagging of peace.  Roll Eyes
You are right, setting them free was a mistake.
62  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Most cums in 24 hours. on: July 19, 2014, 12:46:51 PM
Probably around 6. Don't think I'll beat that again.
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63  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Ken harnem on: July 19, 2014, 11:01:12 AM
See you soon  Kiss

I take it money changed hands and junior will soon post a vid of being sucked by a man?
64  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: getbigger life lessons for the youngsters on: July 19, 2014, 10:58:14 AM
well since you are the one talking about mens cocks you tell us about your first time. did it hurt?

Are you implying Mause's whimpering was the result of accepting massive cock, combined with feeling betrayed by daddy?
65  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Most cums in 24 hours. on: July 19, 2014, 10:55:24 AM
2, both after 12 hours of pumping.
66  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: getbigger life lessons for the youngsters on: July 19, 2014, 02:53:26 AM
Never feel the need to hide your roids from your spouse.*







*unless you live in a fascist state where you your family and your dogs could be murdered by a SWAT team looking for your personal stash. In that case just don't do drugs.
67  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: getbigger life lessons for the youngsters on: July 19, 2014, 01:33:46 AM
There's no sex in the champagne room.
68  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hiding hrt from wife/gf on: July 18, 2014, 07:52:03 AM
Even more of a reason for him not to hide it. She may actually have a tiny bit of understanding about the drug and be able to realize it's not heroin and it's actually a PED that improves his quality of life.

You realize the general uneducated public perceives gear in the same light as heroin. Hiding something like this is unnaceptable but maybe I'm crazy for not being willing to hide things like a child in my own house.



If she is paying the mortgage, then she gets a say.
69  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: WARNING: CONTENT SO GRAPHIC IT COULD MAKE YOU CRY on: July 18, 2014, 05:03:17 AM
Two people behaving normally. If that is shocking to any of you, you live in a fucked-up world.
70  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hot or Not? on: July 18, 2014, 02:37:24 AM

Remember that shit. I think he moved to a third-rate club in the UK less than 6 months later! Grin
71  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hot or Not? on: July 18, 2014, 02:36:08 AM
Tattoos are for fucking morons. I like art, hell I'm an artist.

I've never seen a piece of art so impressive that I want someone to draw it on my fucking body permanently..

I would guarantee every single person that has tattoos, has had that moment where they say to themselves..."what the fuck was I thinking"  I don't care what they say publicly.

Followed by "Maybe with my next tattoo I will not have regrets!" Roll Eyes
72  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: My take on Turinabol & Cutting on: July 18, 2014, 01:30:45 AM
Did it once and loved in. No weight gain but recomped a bit, and got a shitload stronger.
73  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hiding hrt from wife/gf on: July 17, 2014, 11:18:38 AM
if you read of her qualities that havoX described she sounds like an overall ten, looks, intellect, commitment and emotions considered, you don't ditch a female like that just so you can live your narcissistic life style
She's so perfect that he is already planning for when she will leave him. Divorced in less than five years.
74  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Breaking News: Holy shit, another Malaysian airlines 777 just went down! on: July 17, 2014, 11:16:01 AM
There will never be any "hell to pay" by any country for anything they do as long as that pussy Obama is in office.
There will never be hell to pay for any country that is armed with more than a few viciously sharp pieces of mango.
75  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hiding hrt from wife/gf on: July 17, 2014, 04:15:40 AM
Well, what if you dumb the whore and she decides to inform police that you are major drug dealer in return? They go through your shit and find gear and boom, you are in major trouble.

Of course this only applies in countries where posession of gear is illegal.

Sorry, I keep forgetting what it is like living in a police state.
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