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76  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Question for the Getbiggers with a non English first language on: March 26, 2014, 05:50:03 AM
If you have to do business with a German, Dutch, Swede,'s pretty much a given that they'll talk a decent enough English so that the whole conversation doesn't turn to a Marx Brothers sketch. I have a lot of Japanese clients and despite their abilities for a lot of things, they're quite thick when it comes to learning foreign languages and English is generally what they'll master the most. But fuck it, the number of times I scratched my head listening to gibberish, wondering what was getting lost in translation.
Not Swedes, unfortunately. Agreed on the Japanese though. When they write an email it is usually pretty good, but face to face is another matter entirely. The Indians are worse than Japanese at writing English, at least in the business that I'm in. Chinese suck at both, Koreans are the best so far. Smiley

In the end the point gets across anyway. I tend to focus on getting the cultural aspect right, that opens up as many doors as learning a few words in a language. Can't be arsed to learn Tagalog for the few times I'm in the Philippines. Grin
77  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Question for the Getbiggers with a non English first language on: March 26, 2014, 05:11:59 AM
What was/is the hardest thing to learn when you learnt English?
I was trying to explain something to someone here in Germany the other day and thought, English really could be confusing if you didn't grow up with it.

Second question - how did you all get so good at it? I'm always pretty impressed at how well some of you non native speakers write in English.

For me the challenge is keeping the various dialects separate. Specifically UK, US and Indian English, as I have to switch between those three constantly. Talking to, e.g., a German in English is very relaxing, because I can just talk in a pidgin of those three major dialects and nobody cares. Happy to say I don't work with Aussies and Kiwis right now, as that would again complicate matters.
78  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Check out the woman this guy bagged on: March 24, 2014, 05:42:17 AM
He looks british, so can't hate on a fellow country man I'm torn between shouting at him in an Irish accent "go on me son well done ya ugly bastard" or shout at her in an african american accent "bitch you gone crazy?"

Or in an Asian accent "maybe he rich doctor!".
79  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Check out the woman this guy bagged on: March 24, 2014, 05:36:06 AM
Is she blind?
80  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: Can You Grow On 250mgs of Test/wk On A First Cycle??? on: March 24, 2014, 01:41:54 AM
well thanks for the answers

I want to explain you my current situation:

I am 42 years old and i have build up a solid base of 98 kg my bf is 18%. I am training for 25 years natty
So i am planning a cycle for 10 weeks, really no longer.
People write in Germany that 250 mg test is not 250 mg test but only approx 180 mg because you may not count the esterweight of the stuff.
180 mg is nearly 2 times your naturally test level so why supressing your axis for that low amount?
If you use 500 mg test the supression is the same than for 250 mg.
If you then add some masteron or primo less aromatizing and less oestrogen effects you will get but a lot of more gains?

These are not my words but from the others.
So what is your answer to that?

Anyway i hope you want to respond again because i am still doubing.

Many thanks guys
These are not my words bro but theirs from Germany

You could listen to them. You might gain 30 Lbs in 10 weeks. Yay! And then you would lose at least 25 Lbs the next 10 weeks. You could do 250 mg for 20 weeks, have better results, and not crash nearly as hard.
81  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Cooking today's meals on: March 23, 2014, 12:43:45 AM
you are going to get what you bargained for, more than likely.

if your name is bertha, im not as interested. chances are youre a man though   Embarrassed
That's why I keep telling Bertha to take anti estrogens. Out-of-control moobs! Grin
82  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: Can You Grow On 250mgs of Test/wk On A First Cycle??? on: March 22, 2014, 07:20:10 AM
Hi Gal,

My last question to you:

If somebody wants to cycle only 10-12 weeks with test only, do you advise him also 250 mg or 500 mg (first timer)

I am waiting for your response Wink

Thanks in advance

250 turned out to be plenty for me. I'm at 325 now (125 test, 200 mast) but am going to go back to 250 test only.

And like gal said earlier: you just keep gaining until that dose plateaus. For me, I'm still going up after about 6 months. Not exploding in size or strength, but every workout it's one or two more reps. Slow and steady progress, that's what I like. Not ballooning and deflating constantly. Lips sealed
83  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Training Q&A / Re: The Mature thread on: March 21, 2014, 07:23:04 AM
First post in this topic:

This morning:
Dumbbell lateral raises: 8x40, 8x58, 8x58, 8x58, 14x40
Cable tricep extension: 12x90, 8x110, 10x110 (sloppy technique on last set)
Dumbbell rear delts: 10x45, 10x45

Yes, I always train very briefly. It's like sex: get in, blast, get to the shower. Grin
84  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Truth about Tren uncensored *vid* on: March 21, 2014, 07:12:27 AM
When he wakes up in his 30's and tries to interview for that new sales associate job at Proctor & Gamble to pay his bills
Roll Eyes I can clean my entire house in the time it takes him to finish saying his name.
85  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Bungling burglar jailed after posting selfie on: March 21, 2014, 05:20:20 AM

Burglar Ashley Keast put himself in the frame after he accidentally posted this "selfie" - to friends of his victim.
 The 25-year old had celebrated the burglary by placing his SIM card inside a mobile phone stolen from the property before taking photos of himself
 But in doing so Mr Keast unknowingly sent out the image using the WhatsApp messenger service which had been previously downloaded onto the phone by the owner.
 Friends of the victim who were connected to the service were surprised to spot the picture appear on their own phones and passed it onto police.
 Officers then recognised Mr Keast, from Rotherham, South Yorks and arrested him the following day.
At Sheffield Crown Court, Mr Keast admitted burglary and jailed for two years and eight months.
 Mr Keast and an accomplice carried out the burglary at a house in the Brinsworth area of Rotherham while the occupants were on holiday.
 The householders returned days later to find the rear patio door had been forced and that electrical items, sentimental jewellery and an Audi A4, together worth around 27,000, had been stolen.
 The car was found crashed and extensively damaged a short time afterwards.
Inquiries revealed on the night of the offence the culprits had borrowed a friend's car to apparently buy cigarettes but instead committed the burglary.
Two days later Mr Keast used his SIM card inside the stolen phone to take his selfie which he then posted onto his Facebook page getting four likes - not realising it was being sent out on the 'whats app' messenger application.
 After police recognised Mr Keast's image a stolen Rolex watch worth 4,000 was found behind a radiator at his flat and returned to the victim.
 Mr Keast's accomplice Anthony Hunt, 27, was jailed for 18 months for burglary.
PC Adam Broughton, of South Yorkshire Police, said: "Burglaries cause victims a great deal of pain and suffering and in this case many items of sentimental value can never be replaced.
 "The result of this case should act as a deterrent to would-be offenders who should think twice about committing such offences."

All proceeds going towards his education in Rich Piano's Art of Self Doodling.
86  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Gaspari and Branch turning heads everywhere they go! on: March 21, 2014, 03:57:03 AM

Again, why do you care what people think of you based on what you wear? I am sure youre really not that important in this world that you cant wear jeans with sneakers. Trust me, youre not. No one will care.

Usher and Chris Brown wearing sneakers with jeans. More successful and rich than you will ever be.

Jeans and sneakers crew! Grin

Not today, unfortunately. My canary yellow Adidas are still in the mail. Sad
87  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The Blowfish on: March 17, 2014, 02:44:03 AM
True story about my penis.
88  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: Paranoid? on: March 17, 2014, 02:43:01 AM
One of the reasons I decided not to emigrate. I love it here. Even in the event of seizure, at worst I would get a stern letter telling me this is illegal, and the shipment would be confiscated. As an end user there are no fines, no prosecution, no jail time. Not for roids, not for other medication, not for party drugs.
89  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What's the point of working your ass off your whole life? on: March 16, 2014, 03:10:32 AM
so now I'm a habitual liar? lol.. listen you lazy little fagget, if you can't make $25k on $100k, you have no business day trading.
Don't make me post your quotes recanting those bullshit claims you were already called out on.

#2. what parole officer? lol.. keep thinking you know something about me.

#3.. 'unemployable criminal'. lol.. see #2.. keep thinking you know something about me.

"real people don't get thrown back in prison.. blah blah blah.. butt raped in prison.. blah blah blah..

you watch too many movies.. must be with all that "free time" you have.
The only thing true in this is that I indeed have a lot of free time. And getting paid nicely too. It's great!

the bottom line is this: you're lazy, and incompetent...
So I'm lazy and incompetent, yet some evil corporation chooses to pay me very well? Sounds like a good deal to me.

and you justify your lack of the "trapping of success" by saying you don't "want them". truch is, chump, you couldn't attain the "trappings of success" if you worked your ass off for 100years because you lack all the necessary traits.
Except that I had them years ago already, and divested myself of them. Sure, having a flashy car and large apartment was important to me years ago. But then I grew up. I suggest doing the same thing.

And yes, even a modicum of reading, in this very topic and many others, would have told you that.

the highest level of "success" you can ever hope to "achieve" is getting promoted. lol.
No, it's being truly happy. That goal was also reached a few years ago. Have been 'cruising' at happiness since then, to use your roid addict vernacular.

lol @ the "insane number of international connections begging you to work for them".

is that fucking delusions of grandeur speaking? or is that just the lie you tell yourself, expecting us to believe it as well?
We are all delusional about ourselves. Fortunately I haven't yet crossed into "better investor than Buffet, lethal prison cage fighter, taking pro AAS dosages to look like a blocky swimmer" levels of delusion.

good luck with your "mid-level management" JOB at whatever dime-a-dozen distribution company you work for. maybe you can get your kids a JOB at the same company while they pay their own way through school. (since that JOB of yours sure as hell won't pay for tuition)
First of: no kids. Not a worthwile investment.

Interesting to refer to my work as being with a distribution company. In a very broad sense it's even true, so made me laugh. Grin

And even if it were at some distribution company, so what? All you do is mix oil and powder, and distribute underdosed roids. So looks like you are more into distribution than I am. Were you working for real, I would be the one telling you you weren't doing it correctly. My guess is that is why you avoid real work and colleagues: nobody can see your fuckups. And I would.  Cheesy

And lastly, and again, what is your problems with people having a JOB? Apparently you are against capitalism, where resources are allocated based on supply and demand. My resource is being fucking great at QA, so I can demand a good salary. Why does the thought of having a boss scare you so much? The nagging doubt that your rosy view of yourself isn't shared by anyone else? See, that's the difference between you and me: I LIKE being compared to others, because it makes me look good. Smiley
90  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: I like big clits and I cannot lie... Roids for the girls? on: March 16, 2014, 01:06:46 AM
Before I was married I dated a figure girl for a couple years.  She was naturally very small (like 5'2 105) so she tried everything to put on size.  I know she worked her way up to 25mg var and 100mg primo (she would only use human grade gear).  She hated winstrol...made her hair shed a lot.  She used 10mg, 15mg, and 20mg per week of watson cyp....which gave her the best size gains, but it did a number on her skin so she had to stop it.  She loved clen and eca prior to shows, but she leaned out easily.
Jesus, even I would notice 25 mg var! She must really have had a hard time packing on muscle without it!
91  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: I like big clits and I cannot lie... Roids for the girls? on: March 16, 2014, 01:05:23 AM
Why doesn't she just start on a low dose of anavar?
If there are better options then she wants to know.

For example: Ostarine. In theory it would have no masculinizing effects beside increased muscle mass and strength. But I don't like experimenting on her with such new and untested compounds, unless I can see ringing endorsements from women who have been in the same situation.
92  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Steroids Info & Hardcore / Re: I like big clits and I cannot lie... Roids for the girls? on: March 16, 2014, 01:01:20 AM
My 46 yo wife started using gear about a 1 1/2 years.  She started out on Var (sciroxx) at 10mg/day, and went as high as 20mg/day.  Ran that about 10-12 weeks.  No sides whatsoever.  Added about 15lbs while leaning her out.  Nice fullness and strength.  Loved it.  Took 6-8 weeks off.  Tried out Winny tabs (March) at 15mg/day.  Ran that about 12 weeks.  Increased sex drive, vascularity, some shedding, and achy joints.  Not as much fullness as the var gave her.  She didn't like it.  Her period stopped, though.  Took a few weeks off, and started Primo E at 100mg/wk.  Primo E gave her similar results as Var, but at the 4 week mark, her clit blew up, so I backed her down to 50mg/wk.  Ran the Primo E for 16 weeks total.  Voice started cracking and getting raspy towards the end.  She took a couple of weeks off, and started Var again (Kalpa).  Ran that for a couple of months at 15-20mg/day, but added in Epistane at 10mg/day for a few weeks at the end.  Got really good pumps, and expected results from Var.  Ran out of Var, so we tried Tbol (Kalpa) at 15mg/day for a few weeks until she started getting oily skin and breaking out.  Dropped the Tbol and Epistane.  Voice started getting pretty raspy, too.  For August, tried NPP (TSM) at 30mg/e3d along with some Test Prop at 20mg.  Nothing noteworthy.  Began prepping for her first Physique comp starting Sept with Var 20mg/day and Primo tabs 25mg/day (both TSM).  For October, added Proviron at 25mg/day the first two weeks, then switched to Winny at 25mg/day (TSM) for the final two week before her competition, which she won.  She took most of Nov, Dec, and Jan off.  She's currently running 40-50mg/wk Primo E (Chavo) and 60mg/wk Deca (Tek Labs).  From our experience, Var is the way to go at 10-20mg/day.  No sides, strength increase, delts pop, burns fat, turns heads.  Her voice got a little better when she took this last break, but it's still a little harsh.  Clit went back to normal.  No problems with body hair.  She really hasn't had a period since running the Winstrol solo.  She had some spotting during this last break, but not a full-blown period.  Hope that gives some insight.

Thanks for the feedback! My wife can take a little raspy voice, she sounds like a 12-y.o. girl now. Smiley So for my wife's goals either 10-15 mg var or 50 mg/w primo would then seem the best bets.
93  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: A challenge to all civilized, Freedom loving Americans, Euros and Aussies.. on: March 15, 2014, 11:44:31 AM
I can forgive much from a people who brought us butter chicken + naan. I willingly gave myself explosive diarrhea over a hole in the ground whilst overseas for more of that tasty goodness.
Best food I've eaten was in India (Dakshin and Peshawri, Chennai). And yes, fuck the toilets. Lips sealed
94  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Went to a gay club last night on: March 15, 2014, 09:54:51 AM
So last night I went to a gay club with a chick and her gay roommate, and we started dancing on the floor but it was packed and  all these gay dudes where rubbing up against me, I wanted to stop dancing but she would not let me bail, when I took her home later on that night I banged her hard trying to ungay the night but having anal sex with her did not help.  Undecided

Tip: use detergent to wash crusty cum stains out of your jeans.

Oh, and just swallow next time.
95  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: God will heal your kidney failure on: March 15, 2014, 09:49:42 AM
We need to go oldschool on religion. Oldschool GB, that is. Instead of a FAT FURNACE we need a


Seriously, anyone even borderline rational can discredit anything about religion in seconds. Which means religious people have a serious mental handicap. Treatment and therapy don't seem to help, not even tough love, GetBig style. So let us just fire up the now defunct Fat Furnace and stoke the fire of the Faith Furnace.

Don't whine about how religious people can be very friendly. Yes, they can. Man of Steel probably believes he's doing the right thing. So did many Auschwitz guards, it didn't excuse them.
96  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What's the point of working your ass off your whole life? on: March 15, 2014, 09:41:31 AM
if your idea of 'achievement' is getting a promotion, the only thing you've 'achieved' is not getting fired, and you're no different than somebody working at mcdonalds.

you're still working for somebody else and you're still somebody else's' bitch.

First of all, maybe an unemployable criminal like yourself would not know, but in the real world promotions come with increases in salary, responsibility, and job opportunities. So yes, I have succeeded in not being fired. While simultaneously succeeding in seriously increasing my income, working as few hours (<30) as possible, and generating an insane amount of international connections that now ask/beg me to work for them. If that is what it is like at McDonalds, then I'm looking forward to meeting all those former burger flippers when they become CEO instead of me.

On a side note: Those burger flippers get an honest day's pay for an honest day's work. The concept of honesty might elude a small-time crook and habitual liar (how are those +25% investments doing again?), but actual persons respect those who respect the law.

Second, we are all working for someone else. If it is not a direct superior, then it is one's family. Hell, you are working hard every day to keep your parole officer unaware of your repeat offending. See? You too are working to please someone else! Difference is that real people don't get thrown back in prison and butt-raped again when they piss off their boss.
97  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: God will heal your kidney failure on: March 14, 2014, 08:08:36 AM
it always interests me how all christians thing they are more enlightened than everyone else

be humble my friend
Always the same excuses. Fluke recovery: praise the lord! 99.9% mortality rate otherwise: 'you didn't pray right / hard enough / to the right deity'.
98  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: God will heal your kidney failure on: March 14, 2014, 07:48:13 AM
Yeah, I can see that.
He can't see anything when I get my aim right.
99  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Question for NON Marihuana users on: March 14, 2014, 07:47:19 AM
This is what ultimately led to me experimenting with marijuana and psychedelics in high school. I was always a staunch opponent of any controlled substance unless it was used strictly in a medical application. I was such a blind fool. I don't think everyone should go out and get baked in the park playing ultimate frisbee and living off of welfare, but I also don't think people should write it off so quickly. You could try it, then never try it again. Or you could avoid it all together if you so choose, but not shoot your gums off about it 24/7 as though you're a world-renowned expert on the subject.

People always tell me it would sap my motivation and cause me to never reach the level of accomplishment that I'm capable of. They always tell me I'm way too smart to "do drugs" like marijuana, but then when I tell them I actually have medical marijuana authorization and am a huge supporter they're normally in disbelief. I don't walk around advertising that I am a firm supporter and believer in this plant because I carry myself well. They only look at the idiots that gravitate towards it and think that's all that marijuana advocates amount to. People need to stop looking at the lowest common denominator and using that as their benchmark for judgement. Or perhaps they shouldn't judge so virulently to begin with.

Precisely. It's like people saying "I don't like how gays act" when they don't realize most gays don't act that way, and they have already interacted with many a pole smoker without realizing it.
100  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: God will heal your kidney failure on: March 14, 2014, 07:19:52 AM
If you want I could try to repair it.
Can't do that. My boyfriend enjoys me being a squirter.
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