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76  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: all my heroes are scum. on: August 07, 2014, 03:13:06 AM
You don't know these athletes/musicians though. They could be dirty child molesting creeps for all you know (a lot of them were Cheesy).
Be inspired by their talents by all means but don't treat them like Gods.
It's fucking embarrassing when I see someone breaking down in tears whenever they meet a famous celeb.

Or worse, when people ask celebrities questions unrelated to their chosen profession. Like asking musicians about their thoughts on conflicts in the middle east. As cringe-worthy as any beauty pageant candidate.
77  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WYHI on: August 07, 2014, 03:07:06 AM
She would need a trampoline to lick my taint.
78  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Food poisoning on: August 07, 2014, 03:04:41 AM
bigmc shitting his brains out. In another topic: UK overrun by Middle Easterners this week.

Coincidence? I think not.




On a serious note, you aldosterone is out of whack for dehydration, causing you to bloat. Make sure you get enough salts and minerals (ORS supplements). Usually once that is settled (and the bloating pissed away), the appetite returns quickly.

Dangerous mistake to assume you are not dehydrated because you can drink water. If your electrolytes are not in some semblance of balance, the water cannot be transported through the cell walls, so you can drink however much you want yet your body cannot absorb it.
79  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Your favorite wrestler of all time. on: August 07, 2014, 02:22:40 AM
My favorite wrestler was Ricky 'the Dragon' Steamboat. His acrobatic tricks made me so enthousiatic, I jumped up and down the couch (and fell off quite often). Oh, and I had a crush on Jesse Ventura... I loved the WWF!

Wasn't it this guy?

80  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: London Arabs are Back on: August 07, 2014, 01:06:58 AM
I went to Mayfair yesterday after work to pick up some cigars from my dealer and every now then I hear a loud revving noise and something bright colored wizes past. Now Ramadan is over in the Middle East, with temperatures reaching 50 degrees they ship over their cars and re-open their 30mil+ London crash pads and shop til they drop for the next month or so.







With London traffic as it is, it probably looks like filming for "The Slow And the Sunni".
81  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: 4 plates on hammer strength press on: August 06, 2014, 07:51:30 AM
Joon
That 'joke' is played out for a month already. Try something more original. I liked the trolling vids in this topic, those were good.
82  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: 4 plates on hammer strength press on: August 06, 2014, 06:16:42 AM
You have an alsatian called Bertha? 
Let me ponder.

- white as a ghost,
- freckles all over her body,
- likes it doggy style,
- adores me even when I'm a bastard,
- never listens,
- often uses teeth while blowing me.



83  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: 4 plates on hammer strength press on: August 06, 2014, 03:24:48 AM
  Grin
The best thing about drinking is getting Bertha drunk. She's a lightweight, so yesterday after two shots she was wasted. And I mean completely off her trolley: unable to sit upright, walk, go to the loo, etc. Hard work for me having to help her go pee, but fun for all and lots of laughs. Plus she doesn't object to being cockwhipped as much then. Grin
84  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: 4 plates on hammer strength press on: August 06, 2014, 01:35:26 AM
It's basically drinking. But I like drinking.

85  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: 4 plates on hammer strength press on: August 06, 2014, 01:22:24 AM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YuyBIXaYQ4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YuyBIXaYQ4</a>

200kgs pull down. i can do a proper set at maybe 160kgs.

Could you post a movie of this instead? I could not see any movement.



Damn, I was feeling weak when I read all these numbers being thrown around. Feeling better about my 80-kg single-arm pulls on this machine now.
86  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: United States General killed in Afghanistan on: August 05, 2014, 10:32:47 PM
A United States two star Major General killed in Afghanistan.

Killed by what? IED? Ebola? Gay lover?
87  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: "lats are disgusting".....discuss on: August 05, 2014, 10:30:50 PM
I want to be wider than a winged Maxi Pad, who cares what the wife says. Huh
88  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig licence plates... on: August 05, 2014, 10:10:11 AM
YLLSHTH
89  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Doing the right thing - a typically British tale... (sort of) on: August 05, 2014, 10:01:11 AM
I would get out of the car, slap the bitch hard and grab her by the arm take her to her husband and tell him "be a real man and control your bitch" and throw the bitch at his chest....take a couple of steps back whilst glaringly staring at him then spit on the floor (for no reason) and walk back to my mates.



Well I was trying to remain nice. Personally I would have pushed my friend in the wheelchair toward the aggressor and shouted "he was feeling her up!", and then make a run for it.
90  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Doing the right thing - a typically British tale... (sort of) on: August 05, 2014, 09:12:10 AM
A while ago, I sort of accidentally stood up a Finnish girl who for some reason got it into her head I was going to take her to London for the day. That night I was out with the boys and a girl came over. Turns out she was from Finland. Now this is in Hampshire UK which is not known for it's large Finnish community.

We were chatting, she was attractive (or I was drunk) and she asked "will you take me home tonight?". Of course, I agreed and all was peachy... till the bar closed and some guy came over and said to her "are you coming home now dear?" She took a look at him, pointed at me and said "No, I'm going home with him".

The guy looked at me and said "That's my wife" as his mates started to wander over to see what the issue was.

At that point, I'm just fucking thrilled to bits to be out with 3 mates, one of whom is in a wheelchair and in a town that's not our home town.

Anyway,  there I am - with some fucked up Finnish chick using me to get at her husband and thinking this is a karmic reaction to not taking the other Finnish chick out.

There's no right words to say. The guys will either take it out on me or not and we can't even do a sharp one to the car 'cause we have to load my mate in and the whole wheelchair thing doesn't make for a very speedy exit.

So I just shake my head, no point saying anything to the husband and we head to the car park. Not long after (probably after an argument with her husband) fucking psycho-Finn chick comes out to find us - I duck my head down as I'm by the boot putting the wheelchair in the back. I'm hidden well 'till my mate Miles clocks her and shouts - "he's over here". She spots me and comes over. Miles thinks he's a bit of a funny fucker.  Actually - looking back - it was funny. Cnut.

2 minutes later, her boyfriend and his mates are coming over, wheelchair is stowed - psycho bitch is now trying to get in the car, so there's a couple of choices.

1) Argue with her, don't let her in the car and hope the lads don't come & kick the shit out of me.
2) Let her in, take her home and give her a length. Probably after a car chase.

What to do?

Her man would have jumped you for arguing with her (white knighting), or he would hwve jumped you for going to fuck her. If you're going to fight, you might as well 'give her a length'.*



* love it, saving that in my Cool Idiom Booklet.
91  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Would you trade your current gf for this? on: August 05, 2014, 01:48:10 AM
you dont like chocolate?
I think brown is a disgusting color, and the facial structure is also not to my tastes.
92  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Would you trade your current gf for this? on: August 05, 2014, 12:46:12 AM
Not even after a good full-body bleaching.
93  Getbig Alternative Boards / More Explicit Sex Board / Re: would you muff dive it? on: August 04, 2014, 08:59:40 AM
If you wouldnt eat the minge right off this your gay or metrosexual
So... are you free tonight, handsome?
94  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Bodybuilders With sub-par Genetics Who Made It on: August 04, 2014, 08:51:00 AM


 Cheesy
95  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Ibiza Weekend Carnage Looming on: August 04, 2014, 07:09:37 AM
Wish I had the strength to do it again.


Does anyone know if the Blue Marlin is still open? Nice place, not easy to get there without a boat.
96  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread on: August 04, 2014, 01:24:30 AM
Looks like blowjob therapy isn't on the list for ways to recover from a vasectomy.
It is if you want the male equivalent of getting 'red wings'. Maybe 'barber pole'?
97  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread on: August 04, 2014, 01:23:45 AM
does it hurt or feel awkward to blow of a load post surgery?

It hurt a bit for me, but the pain diminished in the following 4-6 weeks. And though painful at T+1 week, it didn't hurt so much I didn't want to have sex. Grin
98  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The best training split on: August 04, 2014, 01:20:56 AM
I'll bet guessing what you're going to do instead of planning works well Roll Eyes
We've seen his pics. Yes, yes it works.
99  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread on: August 04, 2014, 12:27:12 AM
Why is BigCyp responding very infrequently to this thread? Complications and a ballsack the size of a garbage bag? Or is his diabolical scheme of manipulating his wife into highly frequent blowjobs working?
100  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread on: August 04, 2014, 12:25:20 AM
The needle is the worst.

One of my buddies is an absolute animal.  He had them set up a mirror so he could watch.
My dad is similarly hard-assed. When he went to get tendon surgery in his hand (overuse from decades of manual labor) he badgered the surgeon to let him watch the whole thing. Sick bastard. Cheesy
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