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1  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: The Chronicles of Shizzo. on: Today at 06:24:58 AM
I wanna get back to our Q&A session. I was enjoying that.


1) If you could do any job in the world be anything you wanted what would you be and why?

2) What are your life plans in the future?

3) Do you ever see yourself getting married or having kids.

4) If you had a child would you let him post on Getbig once he was older?

5) How many places have you been in the world traveling if any?

6) Do you play any sports or musical instruments?

7) What's your favorite type of food?

Cool What does the future hold in store with the Shizzo handle?

9) Is the online Shizzo the same person in reality as Shaun or is it just a persona? I personally don't believe you are even an alcoholic.


Thanks for answering the questions



2  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Var City Biatch....... on: Today at 04:37:01 AM
How tall?

It's all starting to make sense now....

5.10
3  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Uncle Juniors Insane Asylum Thread on: Today at 04:32:03 AM
Me too.

On email or on the phone?
4  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Var City Biatch....... on: Today at 04:30:43 AM
that's cause you are midget bro

I looked at you funny when I met you too

oompa loompa of peace

Haha....one minute you are like bro I am being serious you need to lose like 20lb....
Next minute your like a midget you need to add muscle....lol
Which is it? Can't do both same time.  Huh
5  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Uncle Juniors Insane Asylum Thread on: Today at 04:16:06 AM
you have no idea

you couldn't make it up

 Grin
6  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Var City Biatch....... on: Today at 04:08:08 AM
Dam it Joon! I had to explain to my wife what the hell I was singing while I went around the house muttering "Var City Bitch" and kinda dancing.

It was NOT an easy explanation...

Me: so there's this new guy, who is probably an old guy, Var City
Her: Var?
Me: never mind
Me: and he's probably a gimmick
Her: Gimmick?
Me: Never mind
Me: and then there's Joon
Her: Joon?
Me: Yes. He's the king of all gimmicks. Like a super-gimmick
Her: What?
Me: Never mind, but there was a video. Wanna see it.
Her: uuummmm...no.


LMAO.....I totally understand what you mean.....like I do all these Getbig(ism) all the time.....no one understands....they all think I am fucking nuts and look at me funny.  Wink
7  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Uncle Juniors Insane Asylum Thread on: August 20, 2014, 06:39:23 PM
It was very weird the way Bikinislut just vanished off here one day. Fuck knows why or what happened to her.... Huh

I talk to her almost every night bro.
8  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Uncle Juniors Insane Asylum Thread on: August 20, 2014, 06:06:08 PM
Christopher and Adriana  ...that episode where he found out she was working with the feds so he beat her up and choked her..."i loved you" "how could you do this to us"

Dem feels doe  Embarrassed


I relieved exactly the same treatment from Bikinislut when she found out about my whore videos although in her case it was firmly my ears that were assaulted. "I loved you so much"..."How could you do that to me".........."Choose me or choose Getbig"......what would you do if faced with such an ultimatum.
This 100% serious and I am not joking.
9  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Uncle Juniors Insane Asylum Thread on: August 20, 2014, 06:01:28 PM

I'm talking which EPISODES, not seasons.  Long Term Parking was one of the best.  The scene between Ade & Cristofer was phenomenal acting.  Her getting whacked was totally
 Cry Cry Cry Cry


Yes,...that episode was sensational, one of the best if not the best. It's hard because there were so many, everything just flowed.
This scene i'll never forgot, especially with all the build up to it. Chase was such a directorial genius.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYFdceIGBPI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYFdceIGBPI</a>

 
10  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Uncle Juniors Insane Asylum Thread on: August 20, 2014, 05:27:08 PM


Not going to ask which ONE episode is your fav cuz there's so many good ones... so which 5?

They are all fucking great apart from 1 and 2.
6 was fucking sweet but the ending just pissed me off too much, couldn't deal with it. I just wanted it to never end. 3 was cool too.

But yeah my favorite hands down has to be 5. I loved all that Christopher and Adriana shit, I loved Adriana so fucking much, my kinda girl. Christopher was such a little fucking cu nt to her the whole time. I'll never forgive that slime ball drug addicted piece of shit. If I was Tony I would have whacked him a long time ago. Was so happy when Tony finally suffocated the shit out of the grease ball..... was finally justice for Adriana. I used to love Silvio too cos he was funny as fuck and liked to play poker but after the Adriana whacking I could never look at him in the eye the same way again, even though he was just following orders. I mean it's not her fault her boyfriend was a total dope and stupid fuck. Christopher the cock-sucker even killed her little pooch, total piece of shit wanker, I would have instantly stabbed him to death multiple times if I was there. The piece of shit Moltisanti got away with so much just because he was Tony's cousin...he was a total fuck up...you could say worst than Shizzo....I cried for like a week after Adriana (RIP) got whacked I would have totally fucking married her and looked after her. They don't make em like her anymore.

But yeah 5 was like the best ever.


11  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Dumb state laws still in effect. on: August 20, 2014, 04:53:28 PM
I am done addressing you directly. Feel free to contribute if you can stay on topic.

Just be yourself, this retarded act is not going to get you the mod position in Zoo.
If Ron loves you its because of who you are not some idiotic persona you are now trying to create. He's too smart for that.
Relax chief have fun and enjoy yourself. When you are ready to apologize I might accept it......for the billionth time

12  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Uncle Juniors Insane Asylum Thread on: August 20, 2014, 04:46:02 PM
Face looks like a bloated mess. I feel like i want to go into hibernation or something, just don't wanna meet chicks in this state right now, affects my self confidence. Fucking clothes don't even fit anymore and worst of all just no motivation.
I wish I never did test in the first place just fucked everything up big time for me
13  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Uncle Juniors Insane Asylum Thread on: August 20, 2014, 04:38:24 PM
how you feeling now being off test for over a month?

Dubai is all the rage now with PT's going there to make the bucks at the big gyms.

About the test, my cock is like almost 50% NOT working, difficult to get hard but not impossible, libido is totally gone, just no desire.
Feel totally unmotivated to train, fat as fuck and just plain lazy. Miss a bunch of session, will train for 2-3 days and the just stop for like 4 days...lol
But its also nice in a way to feel relaxed and normal but also I miss that..va va vooom.
Don't feel on edge anymore and mentally chill.
Don't wanna party either. Chicks will call me and I am just like "nah...too tired...another time" where as before I would be out the door in 5 minutes in a cab on my way there.
I am disgustingly fat right now, I have to start proper diet and cardio every day and lose like fucking 30lbs and then jump on cycle.
Next time I am not fucking around with high test.....don't like it.....will do like 250mg every 7-10 days and add in Winstrol or Anavar or Mast or Tren...something along them lines.
Got to start getting serious with this shit now before I end up totally looking like shizzo.
I am 194lb and like probably fucking 20-25 BF....lmao (even though its not funny)
I was like 175 ish pre cycle and probably around 15% ish
Pissed off and just have no one to blame but myself so can't even fucking make excuses.
Need a massive beating and kick up the arse but i just shudder at the thought of all the hard work its gonna take again to lose the weight, pisses me off I got myself into this mess AGAIN


14  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Uncle Juniors Insane Asylum Thread on: August 20, 2014, 04:30:27 PM
how you feeling now being off test for over a month?

Dubai is all the rage now with PT's going there to make the bucks at the big gyms.

You would absolutely smash it in Dubai.
The gyms are world class, they also love bodybuilding down there and very friendly to bodybuilders. Big Ramy is like a celeb there...lol
I mean Dubai is one of the strictest countries in the world with recreational drugs, if they catch you with even half a joint your going to jail for at least 4 years...lol
But with steroids they are cool and turn a blind eye.
The arabs and most people there are super rich so for them to pay like £100 an hour for good PT is no problem, here u looking at like £45 etc usually
I met average schmoe twink PT there, nice indian ugly looking fella, and he told me minimum he has between 6-10 clients a day makes like 8K a month
And the good thing is its all tax free which makes a massive difference.
I fucking love the place, beautiful weather, beautiful beach, sea and so much fucking pussy its unreal.
Gingerbread man said he's coming with me in November you are more than welcome to join in and check it out for a week or so if you want.




 
15  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Dumb state laws still in effect. on: August 20, 2014, 04:22:10 PM
bar the dildo and horse gambling my life would be hell in dubai.

The dildo is not a problem for me but the online gambling is  Wink
All gambling and porn sites blocked in Dubai...even Getbig is banned....lol and they ban most the proxy servers quite quickly
So I have to use my office VPN which ends up being slow as fuck.
Worst broadband speeds ever in Dubai.
I mean fucking everything else is world class and the best but they can't seem to get the fucking broadband right  Roll Eyes
16  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Dumb state laws still in effect. on: August 20, 2014, 04:18:43 PM
See Wolfox...... You can stay relevant if you want to.

Anyone is free to add any related info they want.

Any discussions about the stupidity of said laws are also encouraged.

I thought I'd throw you a bone for old times sakes.
How many shots are you on right now? I am being serious.
17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Get Big Band on: August 20, 2014, 04:08:18 PM
Kigs of Tropin

with the number 1 chart topping single...

..."this cash is on fireeeeeeeeeee"....lol
18  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Dumb state laws still in effect. on: August 20, 2014, 04:03:52 PM
Here is the link: http://www.dumblaws.com/

I will start with a few from my lovely state of Florida. I will then pick the most retarded from each state in alphabetical order.

They also have an international list (in case the UK is interested)


Florida


* The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.

* You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm.

* You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

* It is considered an offense to shower naked.

* Oral sex is illegal.

I call for a riot if any of these laws are enforced in Florida  Cheesy



Dubai has the dumbest and most stupidest laws.

-Sex is only allowed if couple are married yet the place is absolutely rife with Russian and Asian prostitutes and police turn blind eye to it.
 - If the catch you even with smoking half a joint or any drugs you will instantly go to prison for very long times, like 5 years + for smoking just one joint but steroids are no problem....they like bodybuilders there....lol
-No holding hands with girls or touching or kissing in public.
- Cant buy booze from shops but can get smashed off your head in bars, hotels and clubs.
- Watching porn carries prison sentence and has zero tolerance policy.
- If you have a dildo its illegal and u can go to jail
- Has the best and richest horse racing in the world but absolutely no gambling is allowed. (Although huge illegal gambling is done on private boats)



19  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Uncle Juniors Insane Asylum Thread on: August 20, 2014, 03:57:03 PM
BetFair

how is it going?

It's coming to the end of the summer and August is usually pretty dead for me both gambling and business wise.
Most the gambling action happens May-July in terms of horse racing.
Doing little bit here or there but nothing very interesting, my sports betting gambling season officially closes end of October and doesn't start up again till March usual so in that time I focus purely on poker usually.
Have the London legs of European Poker Tour in October which is always a big deal to me.
Will go to Dubai for winter in November till end of February and back in London in March. I miss and love the vibe in Dubai.



20  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: The Chronicles of Shizzo. on: August 20, 2014, 03:49:47 PM
I will only say this........... Smart people know Joon.

You are not fooling as many as you think.

Please elaborate.
21  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Var City Biatch....... on: August 20, 2014, 03:43:25 PM

hahahaa you funny fuckin Bastard !!

I'm making a response rap.. how do they call it.. a "battle rap". And going to video it.

God damn it junior. How did you rope me into this.

EDIT: Any other getbiggers who think they're man enough to step up to the mic, take your pussy hats off and leave them on the pink coat hanger by the washer and dryer machine in the kitchen by the planed parenthood office


PMSL......I felt little bit bad....but I was like ....nah....fuck it ....he deserve being bit paranoid for few hours after what he put me through....sorry couldn't help myself.....I was trying not to laugh....can't believe u put up with 30 seconds of it though....thought u were going to get a Corona...lol

haha...now much better.....like old times....can't wait to see what you come up with, I got some ideas of my own, be careful I do blowjob videos too...that might be my next move  Grin
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What Did You Wanna Be When You Grew Up? on: August 20, 2014, 03:29:47 PM
Same thing.  Cheesy

I can always ask Don Lucessi to make you part of The Conglomerate if you want Wes. Wink
I know he likes fishes, usually the headless variety ones that say "He sleeps with the fishes"
About time you had a bit of "protection" against the trolls here....  Cool

23  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: So when do I go collect the 1000 euros Jooon? on: August 20, 2014, 03:12:53 PM
I'm not here to say whether Junior is a good dude or not because frankly I think he's terrifying, but ummmm, Ronan, there was 12 grand on the line and you decided to MAKE A GETBIG THREAD ABOUT IT?  You realize that whether this deal is kosher or not, that's dumb as fuck, right?  Just checking, homie.


 

I am guessing that's a bad thing right?
I think you have to distinguish between the real life Joon and the online Joon.
The online Joon is essentially most the stuff the real life Joon does in secret and behind closed doors but meeting him you would never guess in a million years you were meeting the online Joon and he would never give you that perception.
However, the reality is that the real life Joon is far more crazier than the online Joon could ever be or you could ever see, it's just that the real life Joon does it all secretly and behind doors and if anything is understated in terms of the online Joon craziness.

Not sure if that makes sense to you or not, it does to me
Wink
 


24  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: So when do I go collect the 1000 euros Jooon? on: August 20, 2014, 03:02:24 PM
you're missing my point, which is that someone offered twelve grand and you accepted. Legit or not, 1k or 12k, why would you make a fucking thread about that?  This is something you need to discuss with the internet at large?

To be totally fair to BigRo we had a couple of Skype conversation about this and I did say I would transfer the money yesterday latest and I know how important his prep is to him for the up coming competitions in Ireland and Helsinki and that it needed to be done quickly.
So when I was a little bit late coupled with the fact that many people here like to play head games it created seed of doubt in his mind probably.
As he said himself he has been promised stuff and burned before, and he doesn't know me that well, so if it was me I would probably have felt the same if I am being honest and its totally understandable.

Sometimes if I can't do things in exactly the time frame required its not because I am not gonna do it but rather because I get tied up with so many different things that come up, it is impossible to always keep to schedule accordingly and keep track and shouldn't be taken as sign of bad faith.

For the record next installment will be 20th September BigRo.




25  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Var City Biatch....... on: August 20, 2014, 02:55:42 PM
Not enough money in the world mate.    Wink

If we ever end up gonna down the pub, don't think your gonna get away with getting the first round in mate.
You might be a sly old canny mancunian, but don't take this North London attic dweller for a soft touch.  Grin 
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