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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I wish you could nod... on: Today at 01:36:30 PM
I used to piss on the coals in my old gym  Grin I was such an asshole when I was younger.

Vaporized peepee  Lips sealed

 Angry
2  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Holy shit, Kai is going full blown and looking EPIC. on: July 27, 2014, 09:03:50 PM
they sell grapefruit holders at Bed Bath & Beyond

3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Psychopaths are among us. on: July 27, 2014, 08:59:38 PM
Just watched we need to talk about kevin.

Seriously crazy movie, seems alot of bodybuilders have some of these traits especially you know who.


Why are people so silent about the issue.

4  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I wish you could nod... on: July 27, 2014, 08:57:06 PM
Or post on the same forum, why would she be here if she didn't want us?

yeah. why AM i here
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Do you hug the same sex? on: July 27, 2014, 07:49:25 PM
Yes
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I wish you could nod... on: July 27, 2014, 07:46:59 PM
For me and every dude I know....

Any time a female nods, speaks, glances, or allows herself to be in the same room as us, we pretty much assume she wants us. 

Which is why I don't make eye contact in the gym. Or in general. I just scuttle between machines and racks.

But seriously wish there were a non sexual advance way to say, "i know!!!"
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Are crossfit games drug tested? on: July 27, 2014, 06:09:17 PM
Read few places that the top croffitters don't train cross fit until a month or so before the competitions. They train traditional Oly lifts/compound movements instead . ...says a lot about cross fit

 Lips sealed  oopthie

How can I find these articles? veeery interesting.
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I wish you could nod... on: July 27, 2014, 06:00:15 PM
Probably #1 or 2 because there was a large crowd and no need to acknowledge my presence.


Hey, if a gay male thinks you look good, you look good. I've had my appearance picked apart on the regular by one of my (gay male) friends. "(TEH boob), you look frumpy. Why are you dressed like a grandma?" *Grabs stomach* "You need to lose ten pounds. Make this go away"
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I wish you could nod... on: July 27, 2014, 05:57:23 PM
No woman thinks like this.

You've never met a woman like me before  Cool
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I spend $10 a day on food how much do you spend? on: July 27, 2014, 05:05:50 PM
When you're eating out, it's a man's sweaty butthole and taint, you foreskin fondling goo booping gayrod.

But I'll only half insult your for now because that food sounds pretty good so your post only half sucks.

Manfucker.

Foozle, how much do you spend on food?
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I wish you could nod... on: July 27, 2014, 05:01:49 PM
I got this nod from a steroid user in Vegas almost 10 years ago and I was natural. Not was a very muscular. Maybe he was just flirting with me.  Undecided

But was it a, "I know you are in the lifestyle" kind of nod? Or was it a, "you, me, ice machine" nod? Or just a, "I'm acknowledging your presence" type of nod?
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I wish you could nod... on: July 27, 2014, 05:01:01 PM
Kitchen

Don't worry, I'm posting from the kitchen
13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / I wish you could nod... on: July 27, 2014, 04:53:12 PM
...when you know someone's on the sauce. They know that you know.

Extra capped delts.... NOD
Extra veiny pump.....NOD!
Dialysis machine...NOD!
Suspiciously long time in the sauna...NOD!

Sometimes I just want to tell someone, "Hey, you look grainy." To acknowledge their hard work, in a scientific kind of way. But I don't, because that would seem like a come-on. Or weird.
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I spend $10 a day on food how much do you spend? on: July 27, 2014, 04:40:30 PM
protein powder makes stuff cheaper. So does leeching off of food at work. Although its not really bbing food.
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Best spirits and premium mixers on: July 25, 2014, 05:17:26 PM
QFT.  I'd go even further.  If someone needs to mask the taste of a particular liquor with a kiddie drink like coke or OJ then maybe that particular booze isn't for him.

I didn't get to do that since I didn't have the funds but I guess we all did stupid shit.  I once decided to style myself as the resident cocksman, so I painted my room in black & white and would keep a red rose in there when I figured on success.  What an ass.  Roll Eyes

huh?
16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Any vegan or vegetarian lifters here? on: July 25, 2014, 05:00:57 PM
GET THE "BEYOND MEAT VEGAN SPICY BUFFALO STRIPS" FROM WHOLE FOODS PREPARED FOODS COUNTER!!! HOLYSHEEEEYYYT IT'S AMAZING. I had some today, just because I wanted something spicy, and it tasted like a cross between a dumpling and chicken.
17  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Which getbigger would you want to be? on: July 25, 2014, 04:58:11 PM
That's what they say... until you found yourself in position 69 after a vegetarian meal high protein meal



18  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I have an honest question about the new UK subforum. on: July 25, 2014, 04:56:55 PM
Why are you on the G&O? This is my thread. I ban you from posting in my threads.

See how dumb that sounds?   Wink

shizzo, your avatar is very flattering, looking slim there!
19  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Which getbigger would you want to be? on: July 25, 2014, 04:47:37 PM
I thought that women with great asses never farted...

They do. It smells like vanilla cinnamon.
20  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Unable to ejaculate from vaginal sex on: July 25, 2014, 04:39:38 PM
Every woman that I have sex with cums from the vagina, guys like you who dont know how to fuck always blame the woman.

More likely, your ego appears so delicate to them that they feel obligated to lie and say that they're cumming.

That's why it's important to only give compliments when they're deserved. So people don't have misconceptions about themselves. Like trainer.
21  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I have an honest question about the new UK subforum. on: July 25, 2014, 04:33:20 PM
Yes you not posting on the UK board is entirely similar to what apartheid used to be in South Africa and you are the Martin Luther of Get Big promoting poster equality and justice through your uncivil cu nt movement  Roll Eyes

Someone get this man another drink, this one is on the house.


junior is back!!  Cheesy
22  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Which getbigger would you want to be? on: July 24, 2014, 08:25:03 PM
Women shouldn't use the term 'fact'

fart
23  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Which getbigger would you want to be? on: July 21, 2014, 10:09:04 PM
wasn't meant as a jab to any of the ladies here. I just feel like for all the parts of me that could be better, I also have some parts I'm damn happy with.  other women have different parts they love and hate,  so with rare exception,  wishing to be another woman is a step sideways,  not up.
 That said, Enzo looks better than half the planet, and Groink's enormous mouth is Grade A.

it's all right lobstah  Wink
24  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Which getbigger would you want to be? on: July 21, 2014, 09:09:17 PM
Do I have to pick a woman's body? There are zero ladies here I'd rather be or look like...except maybe Alti, who we haven't seen in hella long.
ENZO = body
OMR/Chiro = personality
FOOZLE = mind
bonus: GROINK = lips ARCE = hair


 Cry
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie on: July 17, 2014, 05:40:25 PM
My dream has always been that one of the shallow hotties I date would turn into a whale and develop a personality.

 Cheesy
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