like a gay phil simms

Getting fat from that great prison food!

She looked better in the before pic. Now she has pecs, not boobs.

I concur.

I would definitely fuck that crazy bitch.  Even her detractors can't deny that she's quite sexy for her age.  And from what I gather, Wasilla prides itself on the quality of their marijuana.  I could never quite picture Sarah with, say, a Marlboro Light; I can, however, very EASILY see her smoking tons of the local ganja.  Probably still does.

How do you think, you fucking idiot?  I've been here a while.

Mac N Cheese........easy to make, quick to serve, and lots of calories which he'll need as he's not going to be eating much due to the stress.

You can always count on tommywishbone keeping it real. 

I do better than that naturally and I'm mid 40's.

I actually don't like the police, but that woman deserved a kick in the head.  This is the way it should be in life, the moment someone lays there hands on you, you have the right to repay them in kind.  Try kicking a bear or a lion or a wolf and see how far that gets you.  It's hard wired into us to strike back when struck.  That woman was behaving like a cun+, that's why she was arrested, and she continued behaving like a cun+.  it's unfortunate he didn't give her a hard kick to make it all worth it.

It's always the pathetic weaklings who get up in arms about this type of stuff.  They want the right to assault the strong with no reprisals.  Fucking f@ggots.  People who have no respect for a force greater than them deserve everything they get.

The fact that you don't seem to feel awkward photoshop working on a picture like this speaks volumes

real sun tanning works better than tanning beds, also a dip in the ocean works great but atleast an epson salt bath twice a week will help.