Wood Hankins:

Honestly these dudes are pathetic. 60 pages of them posting and talking shit about my training. NO LIFTS
I had not planned to squat today as going snowboarding Friday. Planned to save my legs. But fuck it going to show these pussies how it is done. I am raising an Army.
First, they say I can't squat then they say squats are bad and I shouldn't squat. Truth, is they don't squat. Now they want to talk about machines.  I will squat 385lbs this afternoon. Stay Tuned so many haters all bitches

Rocket – No Lift but at least recognizes I am going to crush 405
Illuminati – No Lift claims I am weak and frail
Chaos – No Lift
IronNat – No lift
38 Returns – No Lift does not workout at all claims my full squat is a calf raise starts yapping about front squats smith machines and leg extensions
BigRo – Inspired promises 405 squat for Xmas Eve went on a tangent and started talking deads
Krank – No Lift but can probably get close
Titus – No Lift
Lartinos – No Lift
Rambone – No Lift
Wes – No Lift claims I can not get 405 in this lifetime I guess he means his lifetime because he is going to die any day now. I got this anytime I want it
BB – No Lift claims 365 is 340
Flexacon – No Lift
JoSwift – No Lift
Webster – No Lift
Soul Crusher – No Lift claims 4 hour daily workouts never posted a single squat claims I am weak
Keano – No Lift worried about my academics claims I will only squat 4 inches lol
Griffith – No Lift claims I am powerlifting despite doing high bar no belt squats claims I am training to heavy claims I folded on an easy 365
Never1ashow – No Lift worried about my ankles and legs
Tatoo – No lift
Grape Ape – No Lift claims I folded on an easy 365
NJFLEX – No Lift claims I folded claims I will not gte 405 this lifetime
Van – No Loft but inspired talking about trying smith machines
Donny – No lift claims a full squat is a half rep hater then talks about smith machines hacks fronts leg extensions and curls
Hulkatron – No lift
Major Domo – No lift claims I have no legs
Beefjake – No lift
Dave D – No Lift Claims good squat video is worst ever
Les Grosmman - No lift no faith
Fitness frenzy – No lift

 

He's adopting the "list" format from his ailments list to keep track of da haterz.

Every time he gets under the squat bar is another good chance to add to that list. Joswift called it long ago, he's the kid that shits his pants in grade school, cause he needs the attention so bad.