Author Topic: Vicious owning of ShutupandTrain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 4182 times)

kiwiol · « **on:** March 16, 2007, 02:52:02 AM »

ShutUpandRunATrain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I warned you over and over to watch your manners around my legendary SQUAD brothers, but you have opened your big mouth one too many times now and each time with less care than when you ignore puss-infected blisters on the 'package' of the black bear you're kneeling in front of, before trying to repeatedly swallow said package!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha Oh brother I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who posts an ad in the gay section part of the Personals in the local online magazine that says, 'Plump, soft, full-figured drama queen (giggles) who loves lipstick, Pilates, and being her keeper's nanny, is looking for a discreet relationship with a man who will tame this wild kitty and make her purr when she constantly recollects his hairy chest and strong, 'penetrating' embrace!!! #7654576 Call me Hung Wankenstein' and sneaks back into bed with your 3 week old, soon to be ex-boyfriend who is sleeping blissfully with a smile on his face that's also littered with patches of his own ass hair that he tore off your hungry fangs in a passion frenzy, unaware that you just 'upgraded' your Ugandan mail order 'Try tri before you buy' bridegroom package for a bigger, hairier mulatto bear. Hahahahahahahahaha gayer than saving someone's life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2007, 04:54:06 AM »

AHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAH yes kiwi yet another vicious powning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother i bet shutupandtrian is the type of guy who watched all of us in the squad hit on his girl in the gym and sees her disappear and looks for her in the locker room and sees her blowing the whole squad and becomes crushed and resorts to sucking dick because he has been pown3d so badly he swore off pussy for the rest of his pathetic life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother shutupandtrian's dad should have done us all a favor and pulled out little earlier cause its obvious that the best part of him ran down his mammy's leg!

kiwiol · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:12:54 AM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 16, 2007, 04:54:06 AM

AHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAH yes kiwi yet another vicious powning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother i bet shutupandtrian is the type of guy who watched all of us in the squad hit on his girl in the gym and sees her disappear and looks for her in the locker room and sees her blowing the whole squad and becomes crushed and resorts to sucking dick because he has been pown3d so badly he swore off pussy for the rest of his pathetic life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother shutupandtrian's dad should have done us all a favor and pulled out little earlier cause its obvious that the best part of him ran down his mammy's leg!

Hahahahahahahaha yes RB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ShutUpandRunATrain definitely strikes me as the kind of 'guy' who sees an ad in the paper saying a guy needs flute lessons, calls him up to make an appointment and come the time of the appointment, dons on some assless chaps, cowboy boots, belt and hat, along with some nipple tassels, drops to his knees when the guy opens the door and starts unzipping him against his protest, insisting the whole time that according to him (SUAT), 'flute' is interchangeable with 'skin flute'. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than a late night 'sustain release' protein shake.

anvil · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2007, 08:44:47 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 16, 2007, 02:52:02 AM

with a smile on his face that's also littered with patches of his own ass hair that he tore off your hungry fangs in a passion frenzy,

YUCK!!!!!!!

LMAO

Man of Steel · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2007, 10:13:41 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 16, 2007, 02:52:02 AM

ShutUpandRunATrain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I warned you over and over to watch your manners around my legendary SQUAD brothers, but you have opened your big mouth one too many times now and each time with less care than when you ignore puss-infected blisters on the 'package' of the black bear you're kneeling in front of, before trying to repeatedly swallow said package!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha Oh brother I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who posts an ad in the gay section part of the Personals in the local online magazine that says, 'Plump, soft, full-figured drama queen (giggles) who loves lipstick, Pilates, and being her keeper's nanny, is looking for a discreet relationship with a man who will tame this wild kitty and make her purr when she constantly recollects his hairy chest and strong, 'penetrating' embrace!!! #7654576 Call me Hung Wankenstein' and sneaks back into bed with your 3 week old, soon to be ex-boyfriend who is sleeping blissfully with a smile on his face that's also littered with patches of his own ass hair that he tore off your hungry fangs in a passion frenzy, unaware that you just 'upgraded' your Ugandan mail order 'Try tri before you buy' bridegroom package for a bigger, hairier mulatto bear. Hahahahahahahahaha gayer than saving someone's life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can literally picture "SHUTUPANDTRAIN" readin that post, sobbing uncontrollably for several minutes, then fashioning a noose and hangin himself from a crossbeam in his parents' garage with a note attached to his egg-yolk and semen-stained XS hotpink "Hot For Boys" GAP tee that reads "property of kiwiol".

drkaje · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2007, 11:35:11 AM »

He seems like the kind of guy that would let The Squad pull a train on his girlfriend and then suck the jizz out of her later.

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2007, 01:57:50 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 16, 2007, 11:35:11 AM

He seems like the kind of guy that would let The Squad pull a train on his girlfriend and then suck the jizz out of her later.

..... because it's the only way she can get him to unlock her closet door and come out after he realized that she hogged up all the cock and left his anus empty and dry.

coming out - cumming in

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2007, 02:02:12 PM »

sounds to me like you guys are saying 'SHUTUPANDTRAIN' is the kind of guy who upon starting college immediately seeks out the frat with the biggest, hairyest guys he can find and joins, bides his time until the initiation ceremony, then when the hazing begins 'SUAT' immediately drops 'his' daisy dukes, gets on all fours and spreads 'his' cheeks, revealing a heavily-calloused gape that can only be rivalled by the mouth of large great white shark which has a habit of biting boat propellers, screaming 'im ready for you boys, i heard you were the burliest, manliest stud-muffins in the school, do your worst!!!!!!' as everyone else, choked by the smell of rotting meat that filled the room as soon as SUAT dropped his shorts, staggers puking out the door, hahahaha gayer than believing in ghosts.

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2007, 02:12:12 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on March 16, 2007, 02:02:12 PM

sounds to me like you guys are saying 'SHUTUPANDTRAIN' is the kind of guy who upon starting college immediately seeks out the frat with the biggest, hairyest guys he can find and joins, bides his time until the initiation ceremony, then when the hazing begins 'SUAT' immediately drops 'his' daisy dukes, gets on all fours and spreads 'his' cheeks, revealing a heavily-calloused gape that can only be rivalled by the mouth of large great white shark which has a habit of biting boat propellers, screaming 'im ready for you boys, i heard you were the burliest, manliest stud-muffins in the school, do your worst!!!!!!' as everyone else, choked by the smell of rotting meat that filled the room as soon as SUAT dropped his shorts, staggers puking out the door, hahahaha gayer than believing in ghosts.

Someone needs to photochop a pic of a gaping ass with a shark fin on top of the cheek.

Gayer than marrying your prom date.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #9 on:** March 16, 2007, 03:09:29 PM »

shutupandtrian's girlfriend couldnt get him hard by sucken on his schlong but the guy goes to see 300 6 times and comes comes back with a hard-on that could choke a hippo go figure!

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #10 on:** March 16, 2007, 03:20:01 PM »

Is that the best you guys can do...WEAK...Keep goin' entertain me...

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #11 on:** March 16, 2007, 03:21:10 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 16, 2007, 02:52:02 AM

ShutUpandRunATrain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I warned you over and over to watch your manners around my legendary SQUAD brothers, but you have opened your big mouth one too many times now and each time with less care than when you ignore puss-infected blisters on the 'package' of the black bear you're kneeling in front of, before trying to repeatedly swallow said package!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha Oh brother I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who posts an ad in the gay section part of the Personals in the local online magazine that says, 'Plump, soft, full-figured drama queen (giggles) who loves lipstick, Pilates, and being her keeper's nanny, is looking for a discreet relationship with a man who will tame this wild kitty and make her purr when she constantly recollects his hairy chest and strong, 'penetrating' embrace!!! #7654576 Call me Hung Wankenstein' and sneaks back into bed with your 3 week old, soon to be ex-boyfriend who is sleeping blissfully with a smile on his face that's also littered with patches of his own ass hair that he tore off your hungry fangs in a passion frenzy, unaware that you just 'upgraded' your Ugandan mail order 'Try tri before you buy' bridegroom package for a bigger, hairier mulatto bear. Hahahahahahahahaha gayer than saving someone's life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MELTDOWN #1...LLLLOOOSSSEEERRR...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

drkaje · « **Reply #12 on:** March 16, 2007, 03:22:30 PM »

I heard ShutUpAndShitstain could suck-start a VW bus.

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #13 on:** March 16, 2007, 03:38:03 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 16, 2007, 03:09:29 PM

shutupandtrian's girlfriend couldnt get him hard by sucken on his schlong but the guy goes to see 300 6 times and comes comes back with a hard-on that could choke a hippo go figure!

Even in ancient times, SUAT would cross the globe to be gangbanged by 300 Greek men.

Gayer than driving a mid 80's LeBaron convertible.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #14 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:47:01 PM »

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on March 16, 2007, 03:38:03 PM

Even in ancient times, SUAT would cross the globe to be gangbanged by 300 Greek men.

Gayer than driving a mid 80's LeBaron convertible.

gayer than driving Jon Voight's convertible

drkaje · « **Reply #15 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:48:45 PM »

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on March 16, 2007, 03:38:03 PM

Even in ancient times, SUAT would cross the globe to be gangbanged by 300 Greek men.

Gayer than driving a mid 80's LeBaron convertible.

Now he just spends a weekend in the county jail and asks black guys to do him Greek-Style.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #16 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:50:20 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 16, 2007, 05:48:45 PM

Now he just spends a weekend in the county jail and asks black guys to do him Greek-Style.

i know and the black guys just lie to him and say they will do him greek style and then just rape his white ass

drkaje · « **Reply #17 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:52:21 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 16, 2007, 05:50:20 PM

i know and the black guys just lie to him and say they will do him greek style and then just rape his white ass

You can't rape the willing.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #18 on:** March 16, 2007, 06:00:02 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 16, 2007, 05:52:21 PM

You can't rape the willing.

thats an insult to the willing

Havenbull · « **Reply #19 on:** March 16, 2007, 06:08:10 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 16, 2007, 06:00:02 PM

thats an insult to the willing

It's an insult to those who rape

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #20 on:** March 16, 2007, 08:10:28 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on March 16, 2007, 06:08:10 PM

It's an insult to those who rape

BAZING

Count Grishnackh · « **Reply #21 on:** March 16, 2007, 08:53:48 PM »

hahahah, this little skinny shitstain is crucified. Same tiny tit, new account, same result. Too easy !!!!

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2007, 12:06:25 PM »

hahaha yes count, i think its safe to say that "ShutUpAndTrainMeAnally' is cowering in a corner somewhere, panties thoroughly soiled. hes finished