Author Topic: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS and member testimonials  (Read 2471 times)

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  ::) hahahaha  they claim to be a "judgement free zone":

Membership testimonials:

We love to hear from our members! Here's just a small sample of the daily comments we receive. Don't take our word that we are a Judgment Free, No Critics club, listen to what our members have to say!


"You truly are the Judgment Free Zone. I never hear the body builders grunting and groaning, or weights slamming around... It's also great to see people in wheel chairs or with disabilities getting in on the machines just as easily as everyone else. Everyone is equal!"
— Samantha M.  <-- you are a fat slob no doubt and you eat cereal from a trough


"By far the friendliest gym I have ever been to..."
— Elizabeth E.

"None of the attitude that you find at (other gyms)!"
— Derek W. <-- translation: my estrogen levels skyrocket when I workout at Planet Fitness

"I love going to the gym because of the atmosphere. It's much better than working out at home."
— Eric F.

"The best gym I have ever belonged to... not intimidating because it attracts so many different types!"
— Patricia W. <-- translation: I see nobody in shape so I feel like I am in shape 

"There are people there of every age, shape, size and fitness level."
— Julie M. <--she thinks she works out at Noah's ark  ::)

"The PF staff is extremely friendly and helpful. I am always greeted with a smile and feel that the staff is happy to be there and help me with questions"
— Valerie J. <-- and throw you out if you grunt

"You always make sure there are plenty of towels and cleaning spray to encourage people to wipe down machines."
— Thomas C.

"At Planet Fitness, I feel very comfortable asking someone if I can work in with them. All of the people I've met are very accommodating."
— Lynn R. <-- yeah they managed to cart your fat ass through the doors

"Importantly, it doesn't cut into my paycheck nearly as bad as the other gyms in the area!"
— Jakki P.

"The employees are very friendly and I never feel intimidated as I have with other gyms."
— Brenda H. <--- another woosay!

"A friendly, relaxed atmosphere. Truly a Judgment Free place to work out for whatever our reason. I appreciate the number of senior members that attend on a regular basis."
— Diane R.

"Everyone is really friendly and I think it's great that everyone is just there to do what they need to do and not show off or gawk at each other."
— Sara B. <-- this one considers walking up stairs fast as showing off

"(Your staff) is very good at explaining the equipment to new comers."
— Heather E.

"There is always someone available to assist with the equipment or to give pointers."
— Della C.

"All the members stick to what they are doing and don't judge others on their weight and what excercises they are doing"
— Kammy D. <-- translation: I use paper weights to squat with

"I love the fact that it is not a muscle gym and all types of people/fitness levels can work out together"
— Brenda A. <-- not a muscle gym....hmmm, oh yeah, its a kunt gym

"Your customer service, equipment, cleanliness, efficiency, positive attitude, philosophy, new equipment(tanning beds!), prices, TV's, music in the locker rooms, knowledgeable staff and overall facility are superior!"
— Sarah C.

"I always wanted to work out but was always afraid of people watching me...and at PF it's really different. I really do feel comfortable."
— Stacy P.   ::)

"I love your 'Judgment Free Zone' motto, and it fits. The diversity of ages,weight and size of members says it all. Anyone can go in and get right to a workout without feeling self conscious."
— Nancy H. <--go to curves you fat whore

"As a woman, I feel just as comfortable using the free weights and machines as I do on cardio equipment. I feel that everyone knows that everyone else is there for the same purpose. To get fit and feel good."
— Michelle F.

"I used to hate the strange looks that I would get at other gyms by not just the members but also the employees. I never get that at planet Fitness. I always feel comfortable to work out at my own pace."
— Ginger R.<--- whore island called they want their unused vagina back

"There are people of all ages, shapes and sizes. The staff does a great job of putting a halt to any show-off behavior before it gets out of control. The atmosphere is just easy going. It's great!"
— Adrienne D. <-- as I mentioned stair climbing at a quick pace will result in your membership being terminated





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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2006, 04:57:20 PM »
the first lady is right in that handicapped people have every right to the equipment as anyone else but the rest are pussies.

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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2006, 04:59:36 PM »
"I love Planet Fitness, everyone there is a big lazy fat dynamo, like me."- Billy Guns


"Never have I found a larger concentration of homos, at one gym. I love it!" - Alexxx


HAHA, RON.....

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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2006, 05:03:28 PM »
the first lady is right in that handicapped people have every right to the equipment as anyone else but the rest are pussies.


There is a older dude who works out at my current gym. He is blind. He has his seeing eye dog with him and works out. The guy blasts away for 1 hour every saturday. When he is on a machine his dog lays next to him. Makes me get my ass in gear when I am slacking. Amazing guy.

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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2006, 05:03:40 PM »
Previous clients after triggering the lunk alarm:

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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2006, 05:12:41 PM »
Previous customers, after triggering the lunk alarm:


hahaha I googled "lunk" and I got this.......



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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS and member testimonials
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2006, 05:42:03 PM »
Geezus.... I can't Planet Fitness is alive and running with members joining. WTF!?!?!?  ::)

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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2006, 06:41:15 PM »
Another good example of one of my favorites: "All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others." So if you are considered a "lunk", you are less equal.

Fancy hypocracy.
Good call, Orwell.  :)

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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2006, 06:42:23 PM »
Previous customers, after triggering the lunk alarm:
Wow, someone bringing The Prisoner into Getbig. Amazing.  :o

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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2006, 06:48:56 PM »
the first lady is right in that handicapped people have every right to the equipment as anyone else but the rest are pussies.

I workout at a gold's and an older black handicapped guy comes in 4-5days/week I talk to him often...says the crowd at gold's and also the layout as far as being spacious is much more accomidating than the 'fitness center' that lack the hammer strength machines that he used by himself and he's paralyzed waist down


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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS and member testimonials
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2006, 06:51:14 PM »
Hahaha, so, it's judgement free and open to everyone of all shapes, sizes, and fitness levels...except "our type", hahaha, I love it. Garraeth was right: all animals were created equal, but some are more equal than others.

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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2006, 06:54:02 PM »
I workout at a gold's and an older black handicapped guy comes in 4-5days/week I talk to him often...says the crowd at gold's and also the layout as far as being spacious is much more accomidating than the 'fitness center' that lack the hammer strength machines that he used by himself and he's paralyzed waist down


that sounds cool, i think that lady was exaggerating, most of the really big, built dudes in gyms are nice people who smile and are nice to everyone, i've never met a dude who could bench press 500 or squat 800 who wasn't very nice, they have no reason to be mean, they know who they are.

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Re: The dreaded "Lunk Alarm" at PLANET FITNESS
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2006, 07:00:40 PM »
that sounds cool, i think that lady was exaggerating, most of the really big, built dudes in gyms are nice people who smile and are nice to everyone, i've never met a dude who could bench press 500 or squat 800 who wasn't very nice, they have no reason to be mean, they know who they are.
Exactly, but that's not what the media wants people to think. If they didn't associate someone with muscles as being hardasses, then bodybuilding would become less of a freakshow and inherently evil. Some of the biggest strongest people I've ever met have been some of the most sensetive, because they have such an inferiority complex to make them always want to get bigger and stronger to begin with. Obviously not every big strong dude is gonna be the nicest guy, but every sport/hobby/lifestyle/thingy has it's respective douche bags.