New Syndrome discovered!! ILS

[akers1021]

It has been discovered many years ago!!

Now has scientific evidence to back it

ILS  ( Imaginary Lat Syndrome)
Definition:  A person who has there lats flexed at all times and walks sideways through doorways when there lats are so miniscule whats the point.

I have myself have witnessed this from the casual observer as they walk by me, they make a point to Flex there lats to try to look HUGE, I love these 140 lb dudes that do this.

Has anybody else had a run in with a person who suffers from  ILS ?

[doison]

Groundbreaking. 

I'll call Webster's.

[akers1021]

The local nightclub is the best place to witness this spectacular delusion.... 

[Blockhead]

 Or EXPO at any given bodybuilding show...especially Natural Shows.


 The thing is...ILS was discovered about...30 years ago. Nothing new tothese boards...it gets discussed at least monthly.

[airrick]

It has been discovered many years ago!!

Now has scientific evidence to back it

ILS  ( Imaginary Lat Syndrome)
Definition:  A person who has there lats flexed at all times and walks sideways through doorways when there lats are so miniscule whats the point.

I have myself have witnessed this from the casual observer as they walk by me, they make a point to Flex there lats to try to look HUGE, I love these 140 lb dudes that do this.

Has anybody else had a run in with a person who suffers from  ILS ?

There is one guy I see...    He is round, looks like a pengiun and he has ILS!  on top of ILS, he flex and poses after each set, do you know the name of that kind of behavior or condition?  we also named him FLEX LOPEZ.

One of these days, I'll take a pic or a video and post it here.  YOU WILL ALL DIE FROM LAUGHING. 

[TheAnimal]

I don't want to die ; (

[youandme]

Just heard, I believe it was published in the New England Journal of Medicine, IMS (Imaginary Lat Syndrome as well as IMS Imaginary mass sysndrome)

I think IMS is much worse, how would you like to add fat and look in the mirror and think your adding muscle.

Poor poor Billy

[flexingtonsteele]

ILS is nothing new, as a matter of fact akers your not only an observer of ILS, but you also suffer from it. 

[akers1021]

ILS is nothing new, as a matter of fact akers your not only an observer of ILS, but you also suffer from it. 

Nope..... never have, never will.

Only delusional's do like Vince, Adonis, etc.....

[onlyme]

No but here is IBS (Imaginary Body Syndrome).  A very rare disorder generally associated with people with extreme delusions that they actually have some muscle and belong on a bodybuilding stage.  This disorder though rare is something that has a good side to it.  It also makes others laugh very hard which scientists have found to be very therapeutic and beneficial.  The person who suffers from IBS shows all these signs;

1. very stupid
2. big lips
3. horrible skin
4. no visible signs of any muscle (most likely due to the severe allergic reactions when near a gym)
5. a large deposit of fat surrounding the upper, middle and lower parts of the body
6. an educated voice almost mimicking a retard
7. lack of body control which translates into funny yet stupid looking poses
8. a severe delusion they are successful and people care about what they say

The below example has been chronicled with the New England Journal of Medicine as being the worst case in history of IBS.  If you are approached or see this horrible example of a physique please be careful and shoot on site.

[SS]

what i notice that ILS seems to worsen when a guy is off the sauce or shrinks up.

[airrick]

No but here is IBS (Imaginary Body Syndrome).  A very rare disorder generally associated with people with extreme delusions that they actually have some muscle and belong on a bodybuilding stage.  This disorder though rare is something that has a good side to it.  It also makes others laugh very hard which scientists have found to be very therapeutic and beneficial.  The person who suffers from IBS shows all these signs;

1. very stupid
2. big lips
3. horrible skin
4. no visible signs of any muscle (most likely due to the severe allergic reactions when near a gym)
5. a large deposit of fat surrounding the upper, middle and lower parts of the body
6. an educated voice almost mimicking a retard
7. lack of body control which translates into funny yet stupid looking poses
8. a severe delusion they are successful and people care about what they say

The below example has been chronicled with the New England Journal of Medicine as being the worst case in history of IBS.  If you are approached or see this horrible example of a physique please be careful and shoot on site.

AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHHH!!!!