Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house
Not a creature was stirring since I kicked out my spouse(kidding)
When up on the roof there arose such a clatter
Santa was flying to low and hit my house with a splatter
I dashed to the window and thru back the sash
When in flew raindeer parts landing on my carpet with a splash
I ran for the stairs and exclaimed with such glee
With Santa's misfortune there's more toys for me
I reached the front door and looked out on my lawn
The carnage before me made me see that Christmas was gone
The piles of raindeers and red and white balls of fluff
The story of Santa may be immortal but today was just ruff
I counted the piles and came up just one short
When to my ears I heard a far off snort
I looked to the sky and what did I see
It was a mocking little Rudolph laughing down at me
The story became clear as a sharp Christmas bell
Poor Rudolph got tired of the taunts and drove Santa strait to hell
He now was free of the stupid raindeer games
He no longer had to hear all there cruel vicious names
I gathered up my new bounty and made for my door
I was sorry for Santa but this was a real score
I heard Rudolph laugh as he faded from sight
To hell with the fat man it will be a good night...
Merry Xmas all...be safe.
