Things you have done to piss her off on purpose!

[ToxicAvenger]

..this is an off shoot of diamonds thread...got me thinking about all the shit i've done to my friends that r girls and girlfriends..


ok besides the mandatory dutch oven a girl gets if she acts too prim n priss...oo..i remember though this one chick started crying..she said i scared her lmao...totally worth it..

i ws once leaving one of my regular booty calls house...n she had told me she ws gonna hop in the shower after i leave...

..soo i drive half way down her street and turn around!!  i park my car down the street and sneak back into her house (her doggies know me very well...hell to this day the love me more) and i hear her in her tub...so very very gently i scratch on her door. Next thing i hear is all movement inside the bathroom stop..soo i scratch very lightly again and then i go hide in one of her closets   except nothing happens..soo i go and scratch on her bathroom door a second time. This once..MUCH harder...and she immediately stops inside!

Anyhow i barely make it to the closet this time when out she pops towel and all caling her dogs to her...then she says my name a few times , " junaid...juuuunaid...thi s fucking better not..juunaid i'm getting my gun..."...i stay my ground and she switches to (sounding like she is gonna cry) " these dogs are trained to attack...i'm fuuucking getting my gun" at which point i popped out grinning


man o man she ws soo bright red...to this day all i gotta say is " this dogs are trained to kill" and she starts turnng red and punching my shoulder

[xxxLinda]

ok how about the time i left the rent money for the boyfriend to pay the rent.  (I was going out to work).


He spent it all on drugs.

[Alex Velickovic]

Left the toilet seat up.

[diamond]

lmao Toxic, thats not annoying...thats hilarious! Although, if I put myself in her place, its not a very nice experience lol.

[Cap]

Silent treatment.

[Deedee]

Classic universal piss offbehavior is: toilet seat up at night, silent treatment, coming into the bathroom to do a doo when you're having a quiet, mandarin and vanilla bath, and pinning your hands over the head and tickling until you're yelling obscenities and can't breathe. 

[Migs]

coming into the bathroom to do a doo when you're having a quiet, mandarin and vanilla bath (EEEW  ), and pinning your hands over the head and tickling until you're yelling obscenities and can't breathe.    Oh come on that is fun!

ROFL Toxie that was great!

[xxxLinda]

That was Deedee and that WAS GREAT.


I kinda wish I had stories wherein the guy pissed me off >funnily

In all my stories, they just pissed me completely off and made me kick them out...



xL

[xxxLinda]

Although I've realised that they don't do that nasty stuff on purpose, it's just spur of the moment and i can forgive them once they're gone.


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[ToxicAvenger]

lmao Toxic, thats not annoying...thats hilarious! Although, if I put myself in her place, its not a very nice experience lol.

here is another one...

...close to Halloween my last girlfriend Michelle and myself had been doing drugs and drinking and talking all damn night about ghostly experiences. Now ya gotta know..michie got very paranoid on coke and the reason she did it cause she loved having sex on it..anyhooo i digress..

.....now little did michie know ws that i had snuck in some dry ice into the house earlier and it ws sitting in the closet. After we were done with the yayo! and the dirty dirty, i'll take ya on the balconey standing kinda sex that comes after, the poor thing went to prolly take a post sex poopie or something. I'm in bed and she comes immediately back scared out of her wits saying there is a ghost in the bathroom at which point of course i play along saying stuff like , " did you hear that....there is something...there is someone in the room"...

of course i had put the dry ice in the tub and it ws smoking like crazy...put on a night light by the sink and the effect is quite eerie!

I told her eventually when she wanted to leave the apartment and go sleep at her mums...  

[xxxLinda]

I need to get out more, I need to visit you !



ho ho ho
xL

[diamond]

lmao Toxic. It's quite worrying how much thought and perparation you put into this...

[xxxLinda]

I need the new definition of piss her off ?

Did she laugh, Tox?

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[ToxicAvenger]

lmao Toxic. It's quite worrying how much thought and perparation you put into this...

ok i have one REALLY mean 1...back in college i had my friends pick up my friend jenny telling her that i had had a really bad car accident and i ws at the hospital in bad shape and she ws the last person i wanted to see...(i know i know..thats bad)..anyhow jenny ws brought to my house but the poor thing burst into tears when she saw i ws ok..and she ws trembly like...which is when i kinda realized that she really liked me..and then we dated for quite a while..

we r friends to this day...except i cant mention that trick i played on her without getting kicked or slapped or owing her dinner..

[ToxicAvenger]

I need the new definition of piss her off ?

Did she laugh, Tox?

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a few weeks later she laughed..not that night..all i heard that night ws " jesus fucking junaid..you KNOW i'm on a coke downer..you fucking wanna give me a heart attack..blah blahb blah "

[diamond]

ok i have one REALLY mean 1...back in college i had my friends pick up my friend jenny telling her that i had had a really bad car accident and i ws at the hospital in bad shape and she ws the last person i wanted to see...(i know i know..thats bad)..anyhow jenny ws brought to my house but the poor thing burst into tears when she saw i ws ok..and she ws trembly like...which is when i kinda realized that she really liked me..and then we dated for quite a while..

we r friends to this day...except i cant mention that trick i played on her without getting kicked or slapped or owing her dinner..

Ok, you're right, that is REALLY mean!!!!

But not really a story to piss someone off...that is just mean...

[ToxicAvenger]

Ok, you're right, that is REALLY mean!!!!

But not really a story to piss someone off...that is just mean...

i know i know i know...     sounded funny at the time i thought of it..

btw..this year for x mas i have bought my friend eleni a really nice coach bag/wallet..she's been bugging me about it for ages..anyhow..she's gonna get that the day after x-mas...

i swear i'm gonna wrap up a lump of coal in a really nice box and put it under her tree!  ..i'm gonna put perfume on it and make it smell all nice...

[diamond]

Toxic, you have too many stories of trying to piss people off purposely lol

[ToxicAvenger]

Toxic, you have too many stories of trying to piss people off purposely lol

noo..this ones gonna happen this x-mas 


its a tradation...i went to a stern brit..strict headmaster kinda all boys high skool.....it wasn't even a school school..it ws a big bunglow...soo you can imagine..the feel of it ws kinda like..well like a dusty chalkboard..or having done something wrong when you haven't...

we didn't have girls..all we had were jokes and tricks we played on the teachers..it ws where i learned..

from upside down thumb taks on a teachers chair..too standing around corners and booing the organic chem teacher with a heart problem..too stink bombs near the principals office to laxative in the teachers tea