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Who on this board by Jackass supplements
« on: December 15, 2006, 05:16:28 PM »
Except for Creatine and Protien powder what are worthwile supplements.Reading MD and the crap supplements claiming to get you ripped and muscular just thinking who falls for this bullshit there must be many dumbfucks who by this crap.Do the Pros use them i doubt it.
So if your a dumbfuck that buys bee polen or any other useless supps Wake up.
The money you save could be put to better use like banging a hooker once a week.
So if you buy supplements do you believe in them and what are they. :-\
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Re: Who on this board by Jackass supplements
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 05:21:30 PM »
Of course supplements are crap... but the money st00pid kids pay for them funds this whole industry.


The only things (other than food) that actually help build significant muscle are anabolic steroids, GH, and insulin.


Only dumbasses spend money on supplements.
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Re: Who on this board by Jackass supplements
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2006, 05:24:47 PM »
I do.

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Re: Who on this board by Jackass supplements
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2006, 05:35:49 PM »
Of course supplements are crap... but the money st00pid kids pay for them funds this whole industry.


The only things (other than food) that actually help build significant muscle are anabolic steroids, GH, and insulin.


Only dumbasses spend money on supplements.

so not true




the Goat protein that Shawn is selling has to work. Bill Wilmore picked up 20 tubs of it instead of an endorsement check. If you stack that shit with Creatine you get better results than steroids.......right Shawn


"The Problem
Goat Milk has an extremely sour and bitter taste, and for any company considering marketing this protein would be suicide.  You would have better luck mixing vinegar and pickle juice and selling it as a pre-workout oral sodium infusion cocktail.  There’s been no way to get over the foul flavor of goats milk, even though the muscle building benefits would be well worth having to stomach it, until now!

Vyotech’s Solution:  Exclusive Extraction Process
ORYX Goat Whey Protein is a proprietary blend (patent pending) of goat milk whey protein isolates, concentrates, and peptides obtained from several species of goats.  The goat’s milk utilized in the formulation of ORYX Goat Whey Protein use an exclusive flash pasteurization process and UV light sterilization.  The whey is extracted and processed promoting a system of enzymes that disunite the glucose molecules during the extraction process. The end product is a protein source that is more easily and rapidly absorbed and does not raise blood sugar levels or spike insulin.  Most importantly the foul, bitter taste is removed so when flavored with Sucralose, it tastes amazing!

Highest in BCAA's, BV & 100% Lactose Free
ORYX Goat Whey Protein has the highest concentration of BCAA's (branched chain amino acids) of any protein and a BV (biological value) of 104, which is higher than whole egg (100).  How many times have you had to deal with the embarrassment of gas, bloating or nausea from drinking a whey protein drink?  With Oryx Goat Whey Protein, that will never happen again.
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Re: Who on this board by Jackass supplements
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2006, 05:51:27 PM »
so not true




the Goat protein that Shawn is selling has to work. Bill Wilmore picked up 20 tubs of it instead of an endorsement check. If you stack that shit with Creatine you get better results than steroids.......right Shawn


"The Problem
Goat Milk has an extremely sour and bitter taste, and for any company considering marketing this protein would be suicide.  You would have better luck mixing vinegar and pickle juice and selling it as a pre-workout oral sodium infusion cocktail.  There’s been no way to get over the foul flavor of goats milk, even though the muscle building benefits would be well worth having to stomach it, until now!

Vyotech’s Solution:  Exclusive Extraction Process
ORYX Goat Whey Protein is a proprietary blend (patent pending) of goat milk whey protein isolates, concentrates, and peptides obtained from several species of goats.  The goat’s milk utilized in the formulation of ORYX Goat Whey Protein use an exclusive flash pasteurization process and UV light sterilization.  The whey is extracted and processed promoting a system of enzymes that disunite the glucose molecules during the extraction process. The end product is a protein source that is more easily and rapidly absorbed and does not raise blood sugar levels or spike insulin.  Most importantly the foul, bitter taste is removed so when flavored with Sucralose, it tastes amazing!

Highest in BCAA's, BV & 100% Lactose Free
ORYX Goat Whey Protein has the highest concentration of BCAA's (branched chain amino acids) of any protein and a BV (biological value) of 104, which is higher than whole egg (100).  How many times have you had to deal with the embarrassment of gas, bloating or nausea from drinking a whey protein drink?  With Oryx Goat Whey Protein, that will never happen again.
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I agree with what your saying but the brand you talk about  is protien pure and simple that and creatine are especially important when bulking clean or on.Im talking about this exspensive shit what BSN sell and endorsed by Ronster and Tripple H.
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Re: Who on this board by Jackass supplements
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2006, 06:04:35 PM »
Wait until Goatboy™ brand Goat Whey comes out...  it will far outsell Shawn's Vyocrap!
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Re: Who on this board by Jackass supplements
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2006, 06:10:30 PM »
Except for Creatine and Protien powder what are worthwile supplements.Reading MD and the crap supplements claiming to get you ripped and muscular just thinking who falls for this bullshit there must be many dumbfucks who by this crap.Do the Pros use them i doubt it.
So if your a dumbfuck that buys bee polen or any other useless supps Wake up.
The money you save could be put to better use like banging a hooker once a week.
So if you buy supplements do you believe in them and what are they. :-\

I say look at the olympic commities list of banned substances.  The stuff on there should work in some way, right?
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Re: Who on this board by Jackass supplements
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2006, 06:23:04 PM »
I say look at the olympic commities list of banned substances.  The stuff on there should work in some way, right?


Androstenedione
(the first "Andro" that came out way back when, that well-designed scientific studies have since proven does nothing in terms of muscle building) is on that list.  I think we can safely say your theory doesn't hold water.
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