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body88

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List funny oxymorons
« on: December 26, 2006, 01:39:05 PM »
straight/ priest

rap/music


rational/woman

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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2006, 01:43:26 PM »
peace/islam
240/intelligent
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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2006, 01:56:36 PM »
safety hazard

soft rock  ;D
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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2006, 03:02:23 PM »
jumbo shrimp

stalled moving van
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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2006, 03:23:22 PM »
heterosexual goatboy*



















or earl
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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2006, 03:59:50 PM »
civil - libertarian

Inductive - logic

pretty - ugly

larger - half..
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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2006, 03:59:58 PM »
nordic superman  ;D
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body88

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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2006, 04:04:25 PM »
president/ bush     :D
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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2006, 09:38:46 AM »
I don't know if it's an oxymoron, but why do they call hemroids, hemroids and asteroids, asteroids?  Why not the other way around?
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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2006, 09:49:29 AM »
Quote from: Nordic Superman on December 26, 2006, 01:43:26 PM
peace/islam
240/intelligent

You praise Jesus but defend the work of devils.  Your stance on anything contradicts itself.
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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2006, 05:53:11 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 28, 2006, 09:49:29 AM
You praise Jesus but defend the work of devils.  Your stance on anything contradicts itself.

WTF?

Tell me were I "praise" Jesus.

Making comparisons between muhammad and jesus doesn't mean I'm praising jesus.

I want evidence ASAP of where I "praise" Jesus.
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Re: List funny oxymorons
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2006, 06:30:19 AM »
I am actually glad you guys hijacked this thread. I had high hopes for this puppy, but it failed miserably.

Carry on 8)
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