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True story...
« on: December 09, 2010, 04:14:02 AM »
In high school, I got one of my professors (a close family friend) to write me a great recommendation for an Ivy League school. I Didn't get accepted and went somewhere else. A while ago, I came back home for break and caught the flu. I decided to go out with friends to a restaurant anyway.  As a joke, I decided to wear the exact same cardigan that The Big Lebowski wears. At the restaurant, I got sicker and my eyes started turning red.  I later spot the teacher who wrote my recommendation sitting at the bar.  I Pray he doesn't approach me, He does.  I look like a crack head who has hit rock bottom.  He asks me "if everything is okay?" I say "yes." He still thinks I developed drug problem, and he gives me his business card (he's switched professions to a social worker).

Next day, I lose my wallet at a gas station. Two days later, get a phone call.  It's a guy with a heavy Jamaican accent saying he found my wallet and wants to return it.  I asked him how he got my number, since it wasn't anywhere in the wallet and he says he found a business card in my wallet and called that guy to see if he knew what my address was.  When I go get my wallet, the Jamaican guy asks if I want to buy drugs from him.

Now teacher thinks I owe a Jamaican drug dealer money, and contacts my parents.

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Re: True story...
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2010, 04:16:37 AM »
In high school, I got one of my professors (a close family friend) to write me a great recommendation for an Ivy League school. I Didn't get accepted and went somewhere else. A while ago, I came back home for break and caught the flu. I decided to go out with friends to a restaurant anyway.  As a joke, I decided to wear the exact same cardigan that The Big Lebowski wears. At the restaurant, I got sicker and my eyes started turning red.  I later spot the teacher who wrote my recommendation sitting at the bar.  I Pray he doesn't approach me, He does.  I look like a crack head who has hit rock bottom.  He asks me "if everything is okay?" I say "yes." He still thinks I developed drug problem, and he gives me his business card (he's switched professions to a social worker).

Next day, I lose my wallet at a gas station. Two days later, get a phone call.  It's a guy with a heavy Jamaican accent saying he found my wallet and wants to return it.  I asked him how he got my number, since it wasn't anywhere in the wallet and he says he found a business card in wallet and called that guy to see if he knew what my address was.  When I go get my wallet, Jamaican guy asks if I want to buy drugs from him.

Now teacher thinks I owe a Jamaican drug dealer money, and contacts my parents.

 :-X

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Re: True story...
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 04:16:50 AM »
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Re: True story...
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2010, 04:20:41 AM »
In high school, I got one of my professors (a close family friend) to write me a great recommendation for an Ivy League school. I Didn't get accepted and went somewhere else. A while ago, I came back home for break and caught the flu. I decided to go out with friends to a restaurant anyway.  As a joke, I decided to wear the exact same cardigan that The Big Lebowski wears. At the restaurant, I got sicker and my eyes started turning red.  I later spot the teacher who wrote my recommendation sitting at the bar.  I Pray he doesn't approach me, He does.  I look like a crack head who has hit rock bottom.  He asks me "if everything is okay?" I say "yes." He still thinks I developed drug problem, and he gives me his business card (he's switched professions to a social worker).

Next day, I lose my wallet at a gas station. Two days later, get a phone call.  It's a guy with a heavy Jamaican accent saying he found my wallet and wants to return it.  I asked him how he got my number, since it wasn't anywhere in the wallet and he says he found a business card in my wallet and called that guy to see if he knew what my address was.  When I go get my wallet, the Jamaican guy asks if I want to buy drugs from him.

Now teacher thinks I owe a Jamaican drug dealer money, and contacts my parents.

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No one has professors in HS....

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Re: True story...
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2010, 04:22:32 AM »
No one has professors in HS....

I was taking college courses while enrolled in high school braniac...
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Re: True story...
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2010, 05:21:19 AM »
I was taking college courses while enrolled in high school braniac...
Then say that...actually, most HS offer GT classes where the classes count to college credit, thereby not having to go to the actually college...which offers a weighted grade,, it's what I did...

But, of course, intelligent people would explain the actual circumstance, and not assume...plus, a close family friend was your professor? That can be miscontrued in a number of ways...

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Re: True story...
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 12:47:09 PM »
Then say that...actually, most HS offer GT classes where the classes count to college credit, thereby not having to go to the actually college...which offers a weighted grade,, it's what I did...

But, of course, intelligent people would explain the actual circumstance, and not assume...plus, a close family friend was your professor? That can be miscontrued in a number of ways...

Why don't you shut the fuck up, and get back to your high school guidance counselor job you asshole...
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Re: True story...
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2010, 01:28:37 PM »
Haha funnie stories. Godamm good thing u didn't loose u BUTT-PLUG, huh? U def will hav the explanation to do than!

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Re: True story...
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2010, 01:40:30 PM »
Why don't you shut the fuck up, and get back to your high school guidance counselor job you asshole...

So, you took AP classes?? Pretty common bro but great story.  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: True story...
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2010, 01:52:19 PM »
Why don't you shut the fuck up, and get back to your high school guidance counselor job you asshole...
Hahahahahaha, I was laughing as all hell...If I were a guidance counselor I would have recommended your father backhanding the shit out you for being damn sensitive...

"Oh, I took AP courses, and my professor who is family friend (wink, wink), wonders if I do drugs. Not to metion he got a call from a Jamaican drug dealer (wink, wink)"

you gotta admit that shit is funny as hell, then get pissed off because because nobody thinks that is special...didn't get much attention at home????

I like you, I do, because that gave me the best laugh of the day.

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Re: True story...
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2010, 01:57:35 PM »
In high school, I got one of my professors (a close family friend) to write me a great recommendation for an Ivy League school. I Didn't get accepted and went somewhere else. A while ago, I came back home for break and caught the flu. I decided to go out with friends to a restaurant anyway.  As a joke, I decided to wear the exact same cardigan that The Big Lebowski wears.


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Re: True story...
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2010, 11:30:23 PM »
I like you, I do, because that gave me the best laugh of the day.

That was the goal my friend, that was the goal...  ;D
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