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Knives

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Getbig movie idea!
« on: January 08, 2007, 06:03:53 PM »
Ok, I have an idea for a movie, I'm gonna base it on Juwanna Mann, only it's gonna be bodybuilding instead of basketball.  It stars The True Adonis as a guy that wanted to make it as a pro bodybuilder, but couldn't because he sucks, so he decides to get implants and tuck it in buffalo bill style and become a figure pro.  He competes and has some success, but doesn't win anything big because of his horrible aesthetics.  So, in the end he decides to stop being a sissy and take steroids and becomes a pro female bodybuilder, because he still sticks to the pizza/ice cream diet and can't put on any real muscle.  But just a mediocre female pro.  It can star Dina, or some other figure or fitness girl as his chief competition in the figure division.

That's my main plot so far, what do you guys think?

Who else wants to be in it?

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Re: Getbig movie idea!
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 06:12:06 PM »
I'll apply the tan to the fitness chicks. 8)

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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2007, 06:13:17 PM »
At first I thought it was going to be boring but then you mentioned the fitness competitors and got me hooked. You can write me in the part of the hero. Thank you.
just push some weight!

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Re: Getbig movie idea!
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2007, 06:18:13 PM »
Well do you guys think it should be figure or fitness?

Mark1 you can be the official chick tanner and Alexxx, how exactly do you want to be the hero?  Do you want to be the one who gives TA the juice, or another competitor who beats him?

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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 06:23:32 PM »
Are you going to start the movie as TA being a kid, Knives?  If so, then in "the high school years", TA probably should be on the swim team...and ah heck, while you're at it, give em' a lisp and have a bully slam him in the locker a few times too... ;D

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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2007, 06:27:11 PM »
Are you going to start the movie as TA being a kid, Knives?  If so, then in "the high school years", TA probably should be on the swim team...and ah heck, while you're at it, give em' a lisp and have a bully slam him in the locker a few times too... ;D

That's a good idea!  I'll be TA in his high school years.  I'll even do the pizza/ice cream diet so i can diet down to that holocaust survivor build, only I'd have to have surgery to get my aesthetics down to par.

Maybe Layne Norton can play TA, or someone with equally bad genetics

And jezzebelle can be a random plastic fuck doll

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Re: Getbig movie idea!
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2007, 06:28:01 PM »
I'll be the guy who sells the coke to the stars. ;D
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2007, 06:34:26 PM »
I know i'm no one special on here...but could I at least get a part in the movie where in the jr. high years, I shove his head in a toilet and give em' a swirly...and then say "I gotta go nerd, some guy in the weight room is gonna attempt a 225 deadlift for 100 reps while eating a large DQ Blizzard at the same time."

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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2007, 06:34:39 PM »
Well do you guys think it should be figure or fitness?

Mark1 you can be the official chick tanner and Alexxx, how exactly do you want to be the hero?  Do you want to be the one who gives TA the juice, or another competitor who beats him?

No I will be the one who will show him how to train and eat properly for him to comeback and win the men's figure division.
just push some weight!

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Re: Getbig movie idea!
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2007, 06:37:36 PM »
where is TA anyway?  I hope he is working on getting his gravity suit to come in different colors. Can't wait to order mine.

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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2007, 06:44:41 PM »
No I will be the one who will show him how to train and eat properly for him to comeback and win the men's figure division.

Nice, I wonder if he'll ever figure out how to train and eat properly in real life