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My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« on: January 07, 2007, 01:50:29 PM »
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2007, 02:02:26 PM »
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She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.


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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2007, 02:16:51 PM »
He was getting his condoms.
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2007, 02:18:18 PM »
if you really r getting married....and love your girl...then it shouldn't even enter your mind..

what kinda girl wants to fuck her sisters man anyhow? 

the kinda girl that'll hold it over you for the rest of your life..

what a skank...
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2007, 02:18:55 PM »
if you really r getting married....and love your girl...then it shouldn't even enter your mind..

what kinda girl wants to f**k her sisters man anyhow? 

the kinda girl that'll hold it over you for the rest of your life..

what a skank...

It's a joke. I have heard it many times before.
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2007, 02:20:07 PM »
sounds like a Dear Abby story.

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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2007, 02:20:12 PM »
that jokes old.

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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2007, 02:29:20 PM »
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

{ROTFLOL} YOU are SUCH a BRAT!!!!!

And to think, I was just about to congratulate you on getting engaged too.  now i feel silly.  :-[
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2007, 02:30:51 PM »
It's a joke. I have heard it many times before.



ok..fine..

i declare foriegner on that one then.  i'm a foriegner and i'm not supposed to know...


ha!
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2007, 02:37:50 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2007, 03:02:31 PM »


ok..fine..

i declare foriegner on that one then.  i'm a foriegner and i'm not supposed to know...


ha!

That avatar of yours made me shoot soda out of my nose.   ;D

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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2007, 03:03:04 PM »
;D ;D ;D

First the Saddam escaped shit and now this?   >:(

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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2007, 03:07:56 PM »
That avatar of yours made me shoot soda out of my nose.   ;D

i'm willing to share..let it spread..like an infestation..thru getbig!  ;D
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2007, 03:11:08 PM »
That avatar of yours made me shoot soda out of my nose.   ;D

First time Toxic has done anything remotely funny on this site.

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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2007, 03:30:55 PM »
It's a joke. I have heard it many times before.

yes it is...and still funny as hell  ;D
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2007, 03:32:09 PM »
I'v fucked my ex's sister and their cousin...  :P

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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2007, 03:45:10 PM »
First time Toxic has done anything remotely funny on this site.

relax noob..

ya missed out on my first 6000 posts..

then i stopped caring...
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2007, 03:53:32 PM »
First the Saddam escaped shit and now this?   >:(

I can't help it.  I'm an ass hole.  :(
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2007, 08:41:00 PM »
First time Toxic has done anything remotely funny on this site.

We're still waiting for you to do something funny

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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2007, 11:51:07 PM »
fuck dude your a pussy did you at least sniff her panties?
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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2007, 01:30:04 AM »
if you really r getting married....and love your girl...then it shouldn't even enter your mind..

what kinda girl wants to f**k her sisters man anyhow? 

the kinda girl that'll hold it over you for the rest of your life..

what a skank...

True.


Not worth it.


If you must fuck someone else, do it outside the family.



I know this guy who fucked his sister in law............so not only did he fuck up HIS marriage, but someone else's as well............. :-\
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: My Girlfriend's Little Sister
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2007, 07:31:41 AM »
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."


wow thats funny