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Laura Lee

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Every Woman Should...
« on: January 18, 2007, 12:40:15 PM »
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and
a black lace bra..

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
One friend who
Always makes her Laugh...
And one
Who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A good piece of furniture
not previously owned by
Anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
Eight matching plates,
Wine glasses with stems,
And a recipe for a meal that will
Make her guests feel honored.


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over
Her destiny...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love
Without losing herself...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to quit a Job
Break up with a lover
and confront a friend without ruining the friendship

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
When to try harder... and
WHEN TO WALK AWAY.


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That she can't change
The length of her calves,
The width of her hips, or
The nature of her parents...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That her childhood
May not have been
Perfect..but;
Its over...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she would and
Wouldn't
Do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to live alone...
even if
She doesn't like it...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom she can trust,
Whom she can't,
And why she shouldn't
Take it personally...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go...
Be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
Or a charming inn in the woods...
When her soul needs soothing... !


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can't accomplish
In a day...
A month..
And a year...
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Re: Every Woman Should...
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2007, 12:46:19 PM »
happy new year, that's so beautiful and so are you.


thank you
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Re: Every Woman Should...
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2007, 12:58:24 PM »
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and
a black lace bra..

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
One friend who
Always makes her Laugh...
And one
Who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A good piece of furniture
not previously owned by
Anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
Eight matching plates,
Wine glasses with stems,
And a recipe for a meal that will
Make her guests feel honored.


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over
Her destiny...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love
Without losing herself...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to quit a Job
Break up with a lover
and confront a friend without ruining the friendship

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
When to try harder... and
WHEN TO WALK AWAY.


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That she can't change
The length of her calves,
The width of her hips, or
The nature of her parents...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That her childhood
May not have been
Perfect..but;
Its over...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she would and
Wouldn't
Do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to live alone...
even if
She doesn't like it...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom she can trust,
Whom she can't,
And why she shouldn't
Take it personally...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go...
Be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
Or a charming inn in the woods...
When her soul needs soothing... !


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can't accomplish
In a day...
A month..
And a year...
You forgot the fishnet thigh high stockings, matching garters with bra and g-string, whip cream and honey  ;)

PB

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Re: Every Woman Should...
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2007, 01:02:32 PM »
You forgot the fishnet thigh high stockings, matching garters with bra and g-string, whip cream and honey  ;)

PB
Well that goes without saying PB.  ;)










ps,.you forgot the chocolate syrup.
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Re: Every Woman Should...
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007, 01:31:51 PM »


They just did a thing on the BBC today about how amazed men are when women offer up their screwdriver.  I'm trying to find it, because I love statistics.  I just wonder how they come up with them. 

I start screaming when some guy first finds and then wants to use my best kitchen knife when I've got a perfectly good set of screwdrivers.

The story I'm quoting was about the least likely thing you'd find in a woman's handbag.  I'm obviously googling the wrong thing,  because I've carried an Army Knife all my life.

According to the statistics this morning, 0 percent of women carry tools.  I so disbelieve that.




Let's anaylise the rest of your post too, I love it !!!


xL


Oh yeah, I've just found my black leather over the knee boots from the 80s.  I've brushed them up and polished them.  Should I wear them?  I've still got fab pegs...






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Re: Every Woman Should...
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007, 01:33:35 PM »
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over
Her destiny...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love
Without losing herself...

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Re: Every Woman Should...
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2007, 02:30:30 PM »
Well that goes without saying PB.  ;)










ps,.you forgot the chocolate syrup.

Damn it  Mike I hate you!   >:(




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Re: Every Woman Should...
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2007, 10:09:36 AM »