hahahaha, not falling for it dudes. good try though. hitting all the right buttons.
From my observations, fags who oversue the word "dude" are usually the most effeminate queens of all. They know they are not real men, and they can't stand it. So they overcompensate by copying the slangs and mannerisms of straight men: the so-called "straight-acting" phenomenom. When around other guys they act all macho and say lots of "dudes" and "bro". They spit, curse and make menacing faces.
However, as soon as they're around a group of chicks, they start lisping and say things like "Mary" and "you go, girl!". They then go on talking about Britney, Cristina, Madonna, etc. But unlike striaght men, who talk about these bitches only as pieces of flesh and bones with holes for them to stick their dicks into, gay guys go on talking about how faaaaaaaaaaaabulous Cristina is, and how much they'd like to be like her.
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