A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road
was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was
conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader
asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was
heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was
a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches
along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife
scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left
wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary
Clinton! And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us.
