Just wait brother... I can see a future where you'll be renamed Ahmed Al'Berserker, but you will have the benefit of 4 wives.
I already have several wives
and I'm working on getting a few more
Jag and Deedee have applied and I'm working on Flower...
I have to admit, I laughed pretty hard at, "Ahmed Al' Berserker"
LOL... I'll still be runing booty quaeda and be secretly funded by the cia