Author Topic: Squadfather (Read 2900 times)

omg · « **on:** March 17, 2007, 05:50:16 AM »

Squadfather = white, early thirties, inferiority complex, spends all his money on supplements, lives with his mom, cowardly in real life, never been below 20 percent bf probably gay, thinks the internet is real life trains using the body for life principles.

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i am with you there except i think he cant be older than 15.

how many real man you know feel the need to post 50 times on getbig a day and 'own' ppl online

Name: The Squadfather
Posts: 6022 (42.112 per day)

TheAnimal · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2007, 05:52:39 AM »

As squadfather would say:
"calm down there tiger it aint that serious"

hahahahaha that must infuriate these tiny tits who insist on making gimmicks to defame the squadfather

pumphard · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2007, 05:53:47 AM »

This is from Benny Blanco, and I'm still cracking up. This is a day in the life of of squadfather:

A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon: Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom
and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of
various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening: Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
meat sauce!
Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime: Has another MuscleTech shake.
Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a
smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".

eastcoastbbman · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:47:00 AM »

will this thread mysteriously disappear like the other one a few days ago about the squadfather??

omg · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:50:09 AM »

Quote from: eastcoastbbman on March 17, 2007, 06:47:00 AM

will this thread mysteriously disappear like the other one a few days ago about the squadfather??

haha yeah they deleted my thread it seems..looks like some ppl cant handle the truth

Mick33 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2007, 07:43:37 AM »

Over the past year and a half I have read a couple of these threads and the fact that you people dig and research to find out the average time and # of posts and all the other bullshit effort you idiots funnel into breaking down Sarc. is hilarious to me.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2007, 07:53:28 AM »

hahahahaha, oh brother, add another little penis biter to the stalker list, i can just picture "omg" sitting on the edge of his computer chair all jacked up on meth researching my post history saying "this motherfuccker!!!!!! i'm gonna get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" while i'm sleeping soundly and dreaming, hahahahaha epic obsession.

Mick33 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2007, 07:56:05 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather link=topic=135150.msg1914382#msg1914382 date=1174 143208

hahahahaha, oh brother, add another little penis biter to the stalker list, i can just picture "omg" sitting on the edge of his computer chair all jacked up on meth researching my post history saying "this motherfuccker!!!!!! i'm gonna get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" while i'm sleeping soundly and dreaming, hahahahaha epic obsession.

The Ugly · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2007, 07:57:23 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 17, 2007, 07:53:28 AM

i can just picture "omg" sitting on the edge of his computer chair all jacked up on meth researching my post history saying "this motherfuccker!!!!!! i'm gonna get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That was pretty f'n funny.

Mick33 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2007, 08:00:11 AM »

My avatar sucks.

pumphard · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2007, 08:02:24 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 17, 2007, 07:53:28 AM

hahahahaha, oh brother, add another little penis biter to the stalker list, i can just picture "omg" sitting on the edge of his computer chair all jacked up on meth researching my post history saying "this motherfuccker!!!!!! i'm gonna get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" while i'm sleeping soundly and dreaming, hahahahaha epic obsession.

I really don't think anybody could research your post history, it would take too long.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2007, 08:04:58 AM »

Quote from: pumphard on March 17, 2007, 08:02:24 AM

I really don't think anybody could research your post history, it would take too long.

you have enough free time in the prison library to do it easily.

Stavios · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2007, 08:08:45 AM »

you guys that think sarcasm is 15 have never talked to him about things such as training and nutrition.
I exchanged a few PMs with him a couple of months back and he is very knowledgeable

you can learn a lot of things from the internet but notice how sarcasm never gives out "facs" when he gives his opinion, he speak from his own experiences

he is clearly not 15

pumphard · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2007, 08:45:31 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 17, 2007, 08:04:58 AM

you have enough free time in the prison library to do it easily.

I better watch what I say, or you'll get this thread removed.

omg · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2007, 09:50:50 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 17, 2007, 07:53:28 AM

hahahahaha, oh brother, add another little penis biter to the stalker list, i can just picture "omg" sitting on the edge of his computer chair all jacked up on meth researching my post history saying "this motherfuccker!!!!!! i'm gonna get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" while i'm sleeping soundly and dreaming, hahahahaha epic obsession.

i have made my public announcement,

i wont bicker anymore, but let squadfather entertain with another of his childish kindergarten level remarks..after all he posts 50 of those a day ...and he is talking abt epic obsession...the irony..

Benny B · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2007, 10:29:46 AM »

Quote from: pumphard on March 17, 2007, 05:53:47 AM

This is from Benny Blanco, and I'm still cracking up. This is a day in the life of of squadfather:

A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon: Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom
and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of
various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening: Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
meat sauce!
Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime: Has another MuscleTech shake.
Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a
smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".