Jason "EgoCrusher" Akers:
Congratulations. You are the first victim of the newly reorganized Squad. Our Reign of Terror will be no respecter of persons. You have been made an example of, you slackassed piece of shit.
Enjoy the limelight, motherfvcker. As long as you post here under that handle, you will be a target.
Nice "birthday" hat, shitface

Ok real FUCKING FUNNY asshole, where did you find that pic of me? I don't care post it if you want, I was at a friend's birthday party and I was drunk off my ass and having a great time. I got laid later that night, I bet you have NEVER gotten pussy in your life FUCKFACE. I had only been working out a year when that pic had been taken so BIG FUCKING DEAL. You want a cookie or somethin?