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And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« on: April 10, 2007, 07:00:31 AM »


Breaking news! In just a few hours - the entire world will know who is Anna Nicole's baby father is.  The paternity test will be revealed in a new conference filled with more reporters and photographers than the press conference at the Mr. Olympia!

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2007, 07:03:50 AM »
luckily, most bodybuilders are impotent, so we know that no IFBB guys are the father.



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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2007, 07:04:31 AM »
and the dumbing down of America continues unabated.............

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2007, 07:06:43 AM »
I hope its zsa zsa gabors husband!  But I'm betting its the old man she married, she kept his sperm frozen so she stuffed that up her nasty twat so she could have his baby and his fortune.

the world is better off with this skank dead.
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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2007, 07:10:28 AM »
the world is better off with this skank dead.

As they will be when you finally take the dirt nap!

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2007, 07:11:20 AM »

Breaking news! In just a few hours - the entire world will know who is Anna Nicole's baby father is.  The paternity test will be revealed in a new conference filled with more reporters and photographers than the press conference at the Mr. Olympia!


Maybe the entire world cares little for such trifles....only in America  ::)

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2007, 07:12:46 AM »
who cares.

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2007, 07:16:16 AM »
1. The gardner (the spanish guy )
2. The Chauffer ( the russian immigrant)
3. The bodyguard (the black guy)
4. Her Meth/Clen dealer (Block Head)
Here comes the money shot

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2007, 07:17:02 AM »
My prediction:  the baby's father is not Howard Stern.. it's that other (blonde) guy; I forget his name.

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2007, 07:17:46 AM »
I hope its zsa zsa gabors husband!  But I'm betting its the old man she married, she kept his sperm frozen so she stuffed that up her nasty twat so she could have his baby and his fortune.

the world is better off with this skank dead.

The sad thing is, she is still more classy then the girls you chase after

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2007, 07:34:04 AM »
The sad thing is, she is still more classy then the girls you chase after

how can you compare a woman in her 30s to 12y/o girls and boys?
Here comes the money shot

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2007, 07:43:37 AM »
how can you compare a woman in her 30s to 12y/o girls and boys?
thats a valid point

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2007, 02:19:42 PM »
I called it!


DNA shows Birkhead father of Smith baby

NASSAU, Bahamas - Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, according to DNA tests, and the late reality TV star's former boyfriend emerged from a court hearing Tuesday to proclaim that his daughter would soon be home.

"I told you so!" Birkhead said as he jubilantly announced the DNA results after the closed hearing. Then he hugged his rival, Howard K. Stern. Smith's lawyer-turned-companion has been caring for baby Dannielynn since her sudden death in February.

The hearing left unresolved who will have custody of the girl. Another custody hearing was scheduled for Friday.

Stern said he would not fight for custody.

"I'm obviously very disappointed but my feelings toward Dannielynn have not changed," Stern said, adding Birkhead can come to his Bahamas home to visit Dannielynn at any time.

A joyous Birkhead said, "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon."

Even Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, who had also sought custody, seemed appeased by the DNA results. "I'm happy that Dannielynn will know who her real father is," she said outside court.

An expert in genetic evidence said DNA analysis proved Birkhead is Dannielynn's father. Dr. Michael Baird, who analyzed the results of a March 21 DNA test, announced the results outside court. "Essentially, he's the biological father," Baird said.

Birkhead, a Los Angeles photographer, began seeking custody before Smith, 39, collapsed and died in a Florida hotel Feb. 8.

The baby, whose full name is Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, was born five months before her mother's death. She could inherit millions from the estate of Smith's late husband, J. Howard Marshall II. The former model had been fighting the Texas oil tycoon's family over his estimated $500 million fortune since his death in 1995.

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2007, 02:33:05 PM »
im not surprised. i think most people knew he would be the father.

im glad its him
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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2007, 06:47:10 PM »
I'm disappointed Maury Povich wasn't on hand to make the announcement.  :(

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2007, 07:12:51 PM »
who gives a flying f*ck who the dad is?

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2007, 07:24:26 PM »
who gives a flying f*ck who the dad is?

Apparently, the world.

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Re: And Anna Nicole's baby father is...
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2007, 07:34:14 PM »
Apparently, the moronic media who have lost all semblance of what real news is.

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