Author Topic: what is the worst place you have..... (Read 1918 times)

No Patience · « **on:** April 23, 2007, 08:36:33 PM »

SHARTED your fucking shorts?? ha ha ha....we have all done it....mine was at work with khakis on....and yes it bled through....i was in the shitter for quit some time washing and drying those damn pants

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2007, 12:30:56 AM »

Pre-school.

gordiano · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2007, 01:43:35 AM »

Quote from: No Patience on April 23, 2007, 08:36:33 PM

SHARTED your fucking shorts?? ha ha ha....we have all done it....mine was at work with khakis on....and yes it bled through....i was in the shitter for quit some time washing and drying those damn pants

Speak for yourself........

Bigger Business · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2007, 01:45:52 AM »

I run a pretty tight ship in that department (no pun)

so no 'sharts' here either

west coast willie · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2007, 04:29:35 AM »

Quote from: No Patience on April 23, 2007, 08:36:33 PM

SHARTED your fucking shorts?? ha ha ha....we have all done it....mine was at work with khakis on....and yes it bled through....i was in the shitter for quit some time washing and drying those damn pants

I reckon i sharted my huggies when i was 2 years old. but that was the last time.

FinnPilot · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2007, 05:51:12 AM »

Quote from: No Patience on April 23, 2007, 08:36:33 PM

we have all done it...

Seems like we all actually haven't done it, but thanks for letting us know that for you it's a common problem $:-\$

phreak · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2007, 06:31:14 AM »

Quote from: No Patience on April 23, 2007, 08:36:33 PM

SHARTED your fucking shorts?? ha ha ha....we have all done it....mine was at work with khakis on....and yes it bled through....i was in the shitter for quit some time washing and drying those damn pants

It's that damn anal lube, right?

210 and growing · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2007, 06:33:06 AM »

in an ex-girlfriends bed after a sh it load of alcohol and ecstacy - she was overjoyed

240 is Back · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2007, 06:47:30 AM »

this thread goes great with a big plate of eggs.

No Patience · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2007, 06:52:19 AM »

Quote from: FinnPilot on April 24, 2007, 05:51:12 AM

Seems like we all actually haven't done it, but thanks for letting us know that for you it's a common problem $:-\$

no worries.....guess i shouldn't expect honesty from getbiggers.....and no, it is not a common problem, but after a long night
of jagermeister and budweiser with no water, it happens....

HalloweenMan · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2007, 06:58:56 AM »

Quote from: No Patience on April 24, 2007, 06:52:19 AM

no worries.....guess i shouldn't expect honesty from getbiggers.....and no, it is not a common problem, but after a long night
of jagermeister and budweiser with no water, it happens....

no it doesnt. maybe if you stopped having your read end reemed out by dudes maybe your ass wouldnt be so loose and leaky?

FinnPilot · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:03:43 AM »

Quote from: No Patience on April 24, 2007, 06:52:19 AM

no worries.....guess i shouldn't expect honesty from getbiggers.....and no, it is not a common problem, but after a long night
of jagermeister and budweiser with no water, it happens....

I can honestly say that i have never been in a situation where i have "sharted" and had a "bled through". And yes, i drink jägermeister and never have had that kind of problems. Sorry to disappoint you $:-\$

No Patience · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:04:08 AM »

Quote from: HalloweenMan on April 24, 2007, 06:58:56 AM

no it doesnt. maybe if you stopped having your read end reemed out by dudes maybe your ass wouldnt be so loose and leaky?

sorry man....i'm married and that end is exit only

my "read end"? you must mean red? yours might be red but mine isn't....sounds like a personal experience "hollowassman"....trick or treat

FinnPilot · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:22:17 AM »

Quote from: No Patience on April 24, 2007, 07:04:08 AM

my "read end"? you must mean red?

Or "rear end"? But funny that the word "red" came first in your mind

raisydaisy · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:51:24 AM »

it has happened to me before. last summer a girl took me home with her after we had met at a party. when i woke up the next morning i looked at my shorts laying on the floor next to her bed realizing there was a pretty big shart mark on them. i grabbed them, went to the bathroom, got dressed, told her i had to go and left. oh well... could have been kind of embarrassing but it wasn't

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:53:37 AM »

tell Leroy to quit going balls deep and it may correct the problem for you

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:02:12 AM »

It's called self control. Get some

the_doc · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:05:53 AM »

Quote from: 210 and growing on April 24, 2007, 06:33:06 AM

in an ex-girlfriends bed after a sh it load of alcohol and ecstacy - she was overjoyed

F***ing priceless. ROTFLOL!!!

thanks, you have just me cry out in pain from laughing too much.

vikingpower · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:09:02 AM »

when i was at 15 i had 2 bottles of red wine at a party, weighing all of 130 lbs this hit me hard and gave me a bad case of mudd butt

i was kneeling over the toilet puking my guts out and i puked so hard i shat myself ... being the genius i am i decided to passout in the yard and pretend i rolled in dogshit

best part is i took my dirty underwear and threw them into my buddies neighbours yard

raisydaisy · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:16:03 AM »

Quote from: vikingpower on April 24, 2007, 09:09:02 AM

being the genius i am i decided to passout in the yard and pretend i rolled in dogshit

best part is i took my dirty underwear and threw them into my buddies neighbours yard

cudos for remaining that sharp after having to puke

Bigger Business · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:19:41 AM »

Quote from: raisydaisy on April 24, 2007, 09:16:03 AM

cudos for remaining that sharp after having to puke

I think you'll find it was his buddy that threw his 130lb ass over the fence while he was still wearing them

Man of Steel · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:31:28 AM »

I ripped my pants at work once.....was practicing my MMA moves while on my smoke break.

raisydaisy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:49:47 AM »

fortunately, this didn't happen to me but a friend once told me about a guy who shat his pants doing legpresses at the gym.

wouldn't wanna be in his shoes...

Bigger Business · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:51:42 AM »

Quote from: raisydaisy on April 24, 2007, 09:49:47 AM

wouldn't wanna be in his shoes...

feet are normally above the ass on the sled

so should be cool