MAN VS WILD BEAST

[JOHN MATRIX]

thta is awesome. yes there really is no escape from these big cats if they want u. that said, since you cant run, the only thing to do is to stand your ground like a true iron warrior, perform a front-double bicep as its running towards you then die with your boots on fighting it tooth and nail with hand-to-hand techniques.

[alexxx]

thta is awesome. yes there really is no escape from these big cats if they want u. that said, since you cant run, the only thing to do is to stand your ground like a true iron warrior, perform a front-double bicep as its running towards you then die with your boots on fighting it tooth and nail with hand-to-hand techniques.

hahaha who ever said anything about dying?

[onlyme]

I've told this before on here.  Once one of the tigers got loose.  My friend was working with the Grizzly and was walking him back to the cage.  Apparently the tiger ran towards the bear.  The bear stood up and the tiger jumped at him.  My friend said the grizzly took a swipe at him and the tiger literally spun around and landed 10' away.  The tiger weighed at least 500 pounds.  The grizzly weighed about 650 to 700 lbs.  This same grizzly is also the one I was begging to play with all the time until my other friend lifted up his shirt and showed the scar he got from the grizzly when the took him in his mouth and shook him around like a rag doll.  My friend was skinny less than 200 lbs and was 6'6".  He got something like 600 stitches in him.  Looked like a shark bite.  It was then that I decided to play with the black bear who still attacked me.  The weird thing is that I used to go and play with the animals all the time.  Not jst once.  I figured they would be used to me by now.  But guess not.  But like I said until you are standing and touching and feeling just how big and massive and strong these animals are you have no idea.  Just amazing.

And of all the animals this elephant scared me the most (until the bear thing).  The strength of this guy was unmeasurable.  Super strong.  This pic the girl trainer took.  I was playing with the trunk and blowing in it and then the elephant put it around me and was dragging me into his mouth.  I said to the girl hey it won't let me go and she said it likes me and don't try to fight it will just get mad.  Holy fuck!  SO it ended up sticking my head in its mouth.  I remember the first time riding they told me to grab its ear and put my right foot on it front left leg.  I said no way I will tear it ear off.  I was about 320.  They said no problem.  So I did it and oh my fucking god this thing thru its head back and I went literally airborne onto its back.  It was unreal.  I remember I had on shorts and was getting on a plane back to Hawaii in a few hours.  When I got on the plane my legs were all red on the inside and hurting bad.  The back of the elephant is so rough and the hair is so hard.  Anyway, the elephants strength is just awesome.

[freespirit]

In the old day, until the government in Kenya made in illegal, the Masai men had to kill a lion with only a spear, to prove their manhood.

[alexxx]

Cool stories like always Kieth!

[Tombo]

yeah thats nuts.. bears and big cats will always scare me lol

[onlyme]

yeah thats nuts.. bears and big cats will always scare me lol

You reminded me of something.  Of all these bad ass cats and bears around my friend said he was the most scared of the Rottweiler.  I saw it once.  It was a fully trained attack dog.  At literally a spoken word he would attack to kill.  And it was a big fucking dog.  You just joogled my mind to that.

[Camel Jockey]

thta is awesome. yes there really is no escape from these big cats if they want u. that said, since you cant run, the only thing to do is to stand your ground like a true iron warrior, perform a front-double bicep as its running towards you then die with your boots on fighting it tooth and nail with hand-to-hand techniques.

I would do a most muscular and then proceed to punch the fucking thing. 

[Tombo]

You reminded me of something.  Of all these bad ass cats and bears around my friend said he was the most scared of the Rottweiler.  I saw it once.  It was a fully trained attack dog.  At literally a spoken word he would attack to kill.  And it was a big fucking dog.  You just joogled my mind to that.

yeah those fuckers you could try and fight but their jaws would break anything they bit into

only reason im scared of such big cats and bears is because im inquisitive (not to a point of stupidity) and that they are unpredictable .. sweet story tho Keith.

[onlyme]

yeah those fuckers you could try and fight but their jaws would break anything they bit into

only reason im scared of such big cats and bears is because im inquisitive (not to a point of stupidity) and that they are unpredictable .. sweet story tho Keith.

Yes big cats are very unpredictable.  You can see it when you look at them.  In fact the one big male lion they had was so scary.  He was literally my height on all fours which makes him about 8'+ when standing fully erect.  His paw was easily the size of my head.  I told this before but one of the trainers had me pet the lion through the cage.  The lion starts to purr, so I did too.  It was unreal.  I was right up against the fence close enough to kiss this huge lion and petting his face through the fence.  It was cool.  Then he tells me to turn around with my back towards the fence.  So I did it.  Well instantaneously the lion jumps on the fence and I fall forward and he is standing there yelling at me.  I swear to fucking god if the fence wasn't there I'd be dead from a heart attack at the least.  That was scary.

Another story (short) I decided to take my two daughters to the ranch.  They asked me a zillion times and I said no and my friends who are the trainers said no.  Just to risky.  Well this day they decided to let them come but they weren't allowed to touch or pet the animals just look at them.  So we are walking along the lion cage which is really big  It is a different cage than the other one.  This one is open with a tall fence around it and allot of trees and stuff.  So we are walking and they told my daughters not to look the cat in the eye.  Well my youngest and dumbest daughter didn't understand what that meant and  as the lions was walking along the fence with us she stopped and literally just stood there looking at the cat.  I mean less than a couple seconds and the cat went crazy like it wanted to eat everyone.  Very scary moment too.

Same day they were training a new grizzly inside an electrical pen.  It is just a small area that they put up this wire that is electrical.  It is to teach the grizzly not to go past it or near it.  During filming they always use this around the cameras and stuff just in case the bear goes crazy.  Well I asked to feed it   and apple.  The wires went up to about 5' off the ground.  Now this grizzly was about 7' tall not really big.  So I have the apple and was sticking it out so he could grab it with his mouth and I guess he slipped or whatever into the fence.  We all went backwards very fast and he got shocked and fell back and the trainer then grabbed him really quick.  It was a little hairy.

Same trip they had a baby grizzly and a full grown german shepard that lived together in an old trailer.  They let them out and for over an hour these two were having so much fun.  they would not stop.  It was so fun watching them play.  My kids loved that.  I have ics somewhere of this shit but who knows.  They may be in LA.  This pic is of me playing with one of the black bear cubs.  It is no stop action with these guys.  A great cardio workout.

There were two cubs, Fred and Wilma