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boonstack

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how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« on: May 07, 2007, 03:09:31 PM »
She is the check out girl at a blockbuster, who i have seen twice... it's an odd situation to strike up a convo"hey i like u want to go out" (not that id say that)... when there are people in line behind me.

"so.. seen any good movies lately?" 
fuycj what should i do
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 03:12:44 PM »
I like the "Hey, do you wanna go out?" question myself.
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2007, 03:14:11 PM »
well one way would be to see if she can help you on the floor tell her you need help finding a movie, get her to show you, go in when they are not busy though, then when she finds it be "working here you must like movies, and watch alot of them huh?" then she will either say yes or no, then be like be like "so what's a upcoming movie that's going to be good?" open questions....."yeah I think so too, when you get off lets go" don't say  maybe some day or some time you gotta put pressure on her, the funny pressure will get you here number to reschedule....then be like "where is your porn section at?" only use this if shes a whore....
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2007, 03:16:46 PM »
Scream it out next time you see her at the check out counter. As soon as you come in scream and sing her a love song. This is a test of your love for her so she will know you are for real. Do it.
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2007, 03:17:13 PM »
this works everytime "ever made $50 the hard way" or "i will fuck you like i am trying to get tickets to hell" if those dont work you just dont have a chance ;) ;D

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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2007, 08:15:57 PM »
get yourself a bottle of ammonia and a moist cloth. wait around in the parking lot until closing. leave your car running. i dont think i need to say more.
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2007, 08:24:42 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on May 07, 2007, 08:15:57 PM
get yourself a bottle of ammonia and a moist cloth. wait around in the parking lot until closing. leave your car running. i dont think i need to say more.
you sir are a man among men ;D

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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2007, 08:31:17 PM »

simple ''listen, the minute i saw you i wanted to stick my dick in you, what do you say?...... please''


on a serious note. ''do you have a boyfriend?, can i ask you out sometime!!!'' thats about it

most important : be yourself!!!
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 08:47:57 PM »
i used to bag groceries in highschool and it was so funny to watch guys hit on the cashiers because they'd always be looking at the people behind them in line knowing that they were holding it up. and then stumble through some lame attempt to pick them up. if they had just asked they probably would have gotten alot further

the ammonia thing would probably be effective too
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2007, 11:36:03 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on May 07, 2007, 08:15:57 PM
get yourself a bottle of ammonia and a moist cloth. wait around in the parking lot until closing. leave your car running. i dont think i need to say more.

chloroform is much better it wont burn her hair that way  :D
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2007, 03:31:57 AM »
In the immortal words of a former associate:
"May i cream in your crack?"
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2007, 03:48:10 AM »
You could always do the pathetic thing: post in the "missed connections" section of your local paper or Craigslist about how you are pining for her and hope against the odds that she sees it.
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ToxicAvenger

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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2007, 07:20:02 AM »
slip her your #...wink..smile..leave..
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2007, 07:43:11 AM »
Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 08, 2007, 07:20:02 AM
slip her your #...wink..smile..leave..

crazy idea... but that just may work!
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2007, 07:47:35 AM »
If im late with my video and the store is closed can I just leave them with you ??  (smile....wait)
IF she giggles or says yes...then be like.." Can I give you a call when the happens ?"

five days later your hitting
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2007, 08:29:43 AM »
Quote from: boonstack on May 08, 2007, 07:43:11 AM
crazy idea... but that just may work!

all of these badass suggestions and that's the one your going with??
come on man you gotta do something from left field the ammonia was the most logical at least

a slip her your number is sooo 80's porn star producer, at least dry a smile or something on it.
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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2007, 08:51:16 AM »
Quote from: boonstack on May 08, 2007, 07:43:11 AM
crazy idea... but that just may work!

its worked before!  ;D

its all in the confidence of the smile..

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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2007, 12:31:10 PM »
Ether Bunny

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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2007, 12:53:51 PM »
Quote from: boonstack on May 07, 2007, 03:09:31 PM
She is the check out girl at a blockbuster, who i have seen twice... it's an odd situation to strike up a convo"hey i like u want to go out" (not that id say that)... when there are people in line behind me.

"so.. seen any good movies lately?" 
fuycj what should i do


Ask her if they got any good anal movies in.

If she says she don't know, take her number, and tell her you'll call her later and ask her when she looked more thorough into the matter.

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Re: how the f do u ask a blockbuster chick out
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2007, 01:58:31 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on May 07, 2007, 08:15:57 PM
get yourself a bottle of ammonia and a moist cloth. wait around in the parking lot until closing. leave your car running. i dont think i need to say more.

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