Sounds like a hell of a night….but the saying does apply to me…if I drink beer and try to move up to the strong stuff. I get the mean headache….
My bday was a month ago…I just drank a bottle of Bacardi while down in miami…
hahaha, must've been fun. Only been to Miami once when I was younger, but it was awesome. Kind of wish I went to the U for school.
sure you can iron man 
BTW fixed your story so it is more believable you can thank me later.
hahahah, you're obsessed. I think I'm going to leave though, it's 80 out here and I don't feel like arguing with a dipshit retard with a lazyeye. Wouldn't look good for my street cred to pick on the less fortunate.
Barcardi
Dark rum is where its at 
BF Did you get any ass?
No, I ended up passing out, hahaha. But I'm hoping to this weekend with a girl I met. Can't really talk about it without upsetting the lazy-eyed virgins like Antcraw, though.
