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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: Jack LaLanne still bombing at 92
« Reply #75 on: June 14, 2007, 10:46:38 AM »
Why don't you go throw a coke at a teenage girls face at the movies again you weasel. Build up your self esteem again.
for the record, this was awesome. a brutal, RIGHTEOUS OWNING of a spoiled little girl. nothing wrong with that, its pure justice.

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Re: Jack LaLanne still bombing at 92
« Reply #76 on: June 14, 2007, 10:49:03 AM »
SUCK MY MUSCLE has the right idea. the last thing i want to is to live to be like 85 where im in constant pain, dont remember anything and cant function at all.
i always said that my plan is to, when i get to the point where im in serious irreversable decline(probably early 70's or something who knows) im going to attempt to climb mount everest(and probably die trying), go out in a blaze of glory, die with my boots on you know the whole bit.

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Re: Jack LaLanne still bombing at 92
« Reply #77 on: June 14, 2007, 11:08:12 AM »
SUCK MY MUSCLE has the right idea. the last thing i want to is to live to be like 85 where im in constant pain, dont remember anything and cant function at all.
i always said that my plan is to, when i get to the point where im in serious irreversable decline(probably early 70's or something who knows) im going to attempt to climb mount everest(and probably die trying), go out in a blaze of glory, die with my boots on you know the whole bit.

Your assumptions are incredible.

-How do you know he's in constant pain or that you would be, or have trouble with memory or care if you did? Not much sign of it there, which makes you look more senile than Jack.

-The tough guy stuff about going out in a blaze of glory sounds great now when you're a wise old 20-year old "sage" but won't make sense later.

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Re: Jack LaLanne still bombing at 92
« Reply #78 on: June 15, 2007, 11:02:23 PM »
  He looks great for 92, but he still looks like shit regardless. Everyone looks like shit at 92, no exceptions.That is the common denominator for Human Beings: no matter how strong, smart and good-looking you were, you end up weak, demented and ugly. And then you die.

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You're right about that.

But, what really matters is how much you enjoy reaching 92.  Raising that kid will probably help improve your particular case as time marches on.