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t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« on: June 22, 2007, 09:04:08 PM »
 Limiting Factor #3: "I Still Can't See My Abs."

This is going to be a true case of tough love. What I'm about to say is going to ruffle a few feathers, but it has to be said.

What's up with people celebrating the fact that they have 5,000, 10,000, or even upwards of 15,000 posts on a forum? I see this quite often, and I just don't get it. I find it odd that people make such a big deal that they have "x" amount of posts on an internet forum and then wonder why they haven't reached all of their physique goals. Literally, they're all talk and no walk.

I understand the sense of community and camaraderie we all get from various forums. Personally, I've learned quite bit by participating in various forums and I've also met a ton of great people. But please don't complain that you still can't see your abs if you're celebrating the fact you have 15,000 posts.

This is akin to congratulating Paris Hilton for writing her ABC's correctly or patting Lindsay Lohan on the back for being able to read Cat in the Hat without any help. It's not that big of a deal, although this could be debatable in either of their cases.

For simplicity sake, let's assume each post took one minute to type. Well, 15,000 minutes equates to 250 hours, which is roughly ten days. That's ten days straight of doing nothing but sitting on your butt, typing. That's why you don't have abs. That's the limiting factor.

It's not shitty genetics. It's not because you haven't provided enough of a caloric deficit. It's because you spend way too much time on forums celebrating the fact that you have 15,000 posts. Your time could've been better spent:

1. Going for walks

2. Doing some extra conditioning work (sprints, tire flipping, sled dragging, etc.).

3. Playing tennis, basketball, softball, swimming, or kicking some ass in local Wiffle ball tournaments.

4. Dynamic flexibility drills.

5. Extra mobility work.

In short, stop posting and start moving.

Discuss....   8)
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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 09:10:35 PM »
owned brb im going to go do some wind sprints

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2007, 09:20:25 PM »
Limiting Factor #3: "I Still Can't See My Abs."

This is going to be a true case of tough love. What I'm about to say is going to ruffle a few feathers, but it has to be said.

What's up with people celebrating the fact that they have 5,000, 10,000, or even upwards of 15,000 posts on a forum? I see this quite often, and I just don't get it. I find it odd that people make such a big deal that they have "x" amount of posts on an internet forum and then wonder why they haven't reached all of their physique goals. Literally, they're all talk and no walk.

I understand the sense of community and camaraderie we all get from various forums. Personally, I've learned quite bit by participating in various forums and I've also met a ton of great people. But please don't complain that you still can't see your abs if you're celebrating the fact you have 15,000 posts.

This is akin to congratulating Paris Hilton for writing her ABC's correctly or patting Lindsay Lohan on the back for being able to read Cat in the Hat without any help. It's not that big of a deal, although this could be debatable in either of their cases.

For simplicity sake, let's assume each post took one minute to type. Well, 15,000 minutes equates to 250 hours, which is roughly ten days. That's ten days straight of doing nothing but sitting on your butt, typing. That's why you don't have abs. That's the limiting factor.

It's not shitty genetics. It's not because you haven't provided enough of a caloric deficit. It's because you spend way too much time on forums celebrating the fact that you have 15,000 posts. Your time could've been better spent:

1. Going for walks

2. Doing some extra conditioning work (sprints, tire flipping, sled dragging, etc.).

3. Playing tennis, basketball, softball, swimming, or kicking some ass in local Wiffle ball tournaments.

4. Dynamic flexibility drills.

5. Extra mobility work.

In short, stop posting and start moving.

Discuss....   8)

Ridiculous.

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2007, 09:36:12 PM »
whiffleball?  oh geez
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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2007, 09:47:20 PM »
Monster saggy tits.

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2007, 10:08:11 PM »
Limiting Factor #3: "I Still Can't See My Abs."

This is going to be a true case of tough love. What I'm about to say is going to ruffle a few feathers, but it has to be said.

What's up with people celebrating the fact that they have 5,000, 10,000, or even upwards of 15,000 posts on a forum? I see this quite often, and I just don't get it. I find it odd that people make such a big deal that they have "x" amount of posts on an internet forum and then wonder why they haven't reached all of their physique goals. Literally, they're all talk and no walk.

I understand the sense of community and camaraderie we all get from various forums. Personally, I've learned quite bit by participating in various forums and I've also met a ton of great people. But please don't complain that you still can't see your abs if you're celebrating the fact you have 15,000 posts.

This is akin to congratulating Paris Hilton for writing her ABC's correctly or patting Lindsay Lohan on the back for being able to read Cat in the Hat without any help. It's not that big of a deal, although this could be debatable in either of their cases.

For simplicity sake, let's assume each post took one minute to type. Well, 15,000 minutes equates to 250 hours, which is roughly ten days. That's ten days straight of doing nothing but sitting on your butt, typing. That's why you don't have abs. That's the limiting factor.

It's not shitty genetics. It's not because you haven't provided enough of a caloric deficit. It's because you spend way too much time on forums celebrating the fact that you have 15,000 posts. Your time could've been better spent:

1. Going for walks

2. Doing some extra conditioning work (sprints, tire flipping, sled dragging, etc.).

3. Playing tennis, basketball, softball, swimming, or kicking some ass in local Wiffle ball tournaments.

4. Dynamic flexibility drills.

5. Extra mobility work.

In short, stop posting and start moving.

Discuss....   8)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! wiffleball would be exhausting for him...but quite a challenge. Might try something easier first like hide and seek ..hahaha

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2007, 10:24:04 PM »
I know a guy who posts on getbig who knows sarcasm aka Dave in real life.  Apparently he doesn't have much of a life: big surprise considering he spends it posting on getbig all day every day, even weekends.  Suffice to say the guy doesn't have much of a social life. 
Jojo... This fat shit can't work out...He doesn't have an ounce of muscle on him... The leanest part of his body is his fucking sausage fingers from typing so much! HAHA ! LOL!

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2007, 10:49:14 PM »
if this is about squadfather:

Limiting Factor #3: "I Still Can't See My Abs. Feet"


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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2007, 10:53:43 PM »
don't hate on sarcasm...If he were to diet to a reasonable bodyfat percentage he would be sub 150 LBS... ;D
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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2007, 12:42:51 AM »
Squadfather Owns this thread without even having to post in it

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2007, 12:43:47 AM »
Limiting Factor #3: "I Still Can't See My Abs."

This is going to be a true case of tough love. What I'm about to say is going to ruffle a few feathers, but it has to be said

What's up with people celebrating the fact that they have 5,000, 10,000, or even upwards of 15,000 posts on a forum? I see this quite often, and I just don't get it. I find it odd that people make such a big deal that they have "x" amount of posts on an internet forum and then wonder why they haven't reached all of their physique goals. Literally, they're all talk and no walk.

I understand the sense of community and camaraderie we all get from various forums. Personally, I've learned quite bit by participating in various forums and I've also met a ton of great people. But please don't complain that you still can't see your abs if you're celebrating the fact you have 15,000 posts.

This is akin to congratulating Paris Hilton for writing her ABC's correctly or patting Lindsay Lohan on the back for being able to read Cat in the Hat without any help. It's not that big of a deal, although this could be debatable in either of their cases.

For simplicity sake, let's assume each post took one minute to type. Well, 15,000 minutes equates to 250 hours, which is roughly ten days. That's ten days straight of doing nothing but sitting on your butt, typing. That's why you don't have abs. That's the limiting factor.

It's not shitty genetics. It's not because you haven't provided enough of a caloric deficit. It's because you spend way too much time on forums celebrating the fact that you have 15,000 posts. Your time could've been better spent:

1. Going for walks

2. Doing some extra conditioning work (sprints, tire flipping, sled dragging, etc.).

3. Playing tennis, basketball, softball, swimming, or kicking some ass in local Wiffle ball tournaments.

4. Dynamic flexibility drills.

5. Extra mobility work.

In short, stop posting and start moving.

Discuss....   8)
calm down tiger, it's only the internet

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2007, 12:51:10 AM »
Limiting Factor #3: "I Still Can't See My Abs."

This is going to be a true case of tough love. What I'm about to say is going to ruffle a few feathers, but it has to be said.

What's up with people celebrating the fact that they have 5,000, 10,000, or even upwards of 15,000 posts on a forum? I see this quite often, and I just don't get it. I find it odd that people make such a big deal that they have "x" amount of posts on an internet forum and then wonder why they haven't reached all of their physique goals. Literally, they're all talk and no walk.

I understand the sense of community and camaraderie we all get from various forums. Personally, I've learned quite bit by participating in various forums and I've also met a ton of great people. But please don't complain that you still can't see your abs if you're celebrating the fact you have 15,000 posts.

This is akin to congratulating Paris Hilton for writing her ABC's correctly or patting Lindsay Lohan on the back for being able to read Cat in the Hat without any help. It's not that big of a deal, although this could be debatable in either of their cases.

For simplicity sake, let's assume each post took one minute to type. Well, 15,000 minutes equates to 250 hours, which is roughly ten days. That's ten days straight of doing nothing but sitting on your butt, typing. That's why you don't have abs. That's the limiting factor.

It's not shitty genetics. It's not because you haven't provided enough of a caloric deficit. It's because you spend way too much time on forums celebrating the fact that you have 15,000 posts. Your time could've been better spent:

1. Going for walks

2. Doing some extra conditioning work (sprints, tire flipping, sled dragging, etc.).

3. Playing tennis, basketball, softball, swimming, or kicking some ass in local Wiffle ball tournaments.

4. Dynamic flexibility drills.

5. Extra mobility work.

In short, stop posting and start moving.

Discuss....   8)

Hahahahaha I have it on good authority that the 'guy' who coined this article is the same 'guy' who authored and starred in the 3 hour 'documentary'  'Why I worship the penis', not to mention 'he' wrote this article after being dumped by 'his' top bear who had a lot of posts (Onlyme? ;D). hahahaha gayer than taking message boards seriously ;)

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2007, 01:13:54 AM »
Hahahahaha I have it on good authority that the 'guy' who coined this article is the same 'guy' who authored and starred in the 3 hour 'documentary'  'Why I worship the penis', not to mention 'he' wrote this article after being dumped by 'his' top bear who had a lot of posts (Onlyme? ;D). hahahaha gayer than taking message boards seriously ;)
haha kiwiol are you insinuating that this guy is most likely a yoga-practicing vegan who gets 'his' exercise by jogging through the woods wearing tiny pink windshorts whilst listening to inspirational speakers on his ipod and gets 'his' nutrients by swallowing cucumbers whole?

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2007, 01:40:27 AM »
What is a "wiffleball"?

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2007, 02:07:20 AM »
This guys really got into all your heads hasnt he! Always posting about him!And you claim hes the one with no life!!

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2007, 04:23:01 AM »
haha kiwiol are you insinuating that this guy is most likely a yoga-practicing vegan who gets 'his' exercise by jogging through the woods wearing tiny pink windshorts whilst listening to inspirational speakers on his ipod and gets 'his' nutrients by swallowing cucumbers whole?


LMAO.

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2007, 05:11:44 AM »
Fat squatfather saying  haha they talk about me, I am in their heads.

We talk about and ridicule retards like Goodrum , Chad Mower, Derek A and you sqatfater, you are
in the pathetic loser group.

You are not in anyones head, you are a laughing stock, everyone makes fun of you SF.

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Re: t-nation describes the Squadfather....
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2007, 05:33:11 AM »
Fat squatfather saying  haha they talk about me, I am in their heads.

We talk about and ridicule retards like Goodrum , Chad Mower, Derek A and you sqatfater, you are
in the pathetic loser group.

You are not in anyones head, you are a laughing stock, everyone makes fun of you SF.


Spot on.