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Al-Gebra

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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2007, 11:30:38 AM »

you can't be a mormon on your own. you need the community's support.
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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2007, 11:33:18 AM »
You can't have a nervous breakdown when you live alone.  You need someone to call 999.
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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2007, 03:07:46 PM »
Quote from: STella on July 13, 2007, 09:11:54 PM
"If you're feeling fat, wear a dress" :)

or wear a big skirt and a huge blouse made from the same fabric as your sofa.
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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2007, 02:25:22 PM »



"When you bury the hatchet, leave the handle sticking out"
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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2007, 10:47:25 AM »
Quote from: Original Sin on July 16, 2007, 04:16:53 PM

You missed the boat



when your boat comes in, go to the nearest airport


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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2007, 09:54:01 PM »
Quote from: STella on July 13, 2007, 09:11:54 PM
"If you're feeling fat, wear a dress" :)

I want to finger Stella's navel.....

DEEP!   :-X



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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2007, 07:09:28 AM »
Quote from: DIVISION on July 25, 2007, 09:54:01 PM
I want to finger Stella's navel.....

DEEP!   :-X



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..and if she has an outtie?
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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2007, 09:42:46 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on July 17, 2007, 03:07:46 PM
or wear a big skirt and a huge blouse made from the same fabric as your sofa.
xL




what should a guy wear if he's feeling fat?!
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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2007, 09:49:58 AM »
Quote from: rockyfortune on July 26, 2007, 09:42:46 AM


what should a guy wear if he's feeling fat?!


thankyou for getting this thread back on track.  let me think?  a toga?
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depends where you live.  and what the weather is doing.
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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2007, 09:51:56 AM »



I know the answer, I've just forgotten what the question was...


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Re: Unsolicited advice...please add yours
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2007, 08:20:37 PM »
Quote from: Laura Lee on July 26, 2007, 07:09:28 AM
..and if she has an outtie?

She doesn't.

Her navel is deep.


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