My 22 year old Italian guitar playing ex-next-door neighbour has gone home

[xxxLinda]

to Tuscany until September.  He's coming back, to do his second year of study, I know that because half of his stuff is here (acoustic guitar, keyboard, bedding, I don't know what else, it's all stacked up behind the door in my bedroom).

I may give him my flat and go and live with his Mama in Massa for a few months, then I could go visit old friends I've not seen for 3 years who were from Canada but moved from London to Terracina, futher down the west coast of Italia.

I've never been there.


First I need to fix up the bathroom and sort out the plumbing in the kitchen

xL


'Berto is too young for me (it's fun looking and flirting and asking him to please leave the front of his trousers alone though... 

But I'm told he has a few older cousins. 

When he left, he said
"Pleasa donnta sella thisa guitara, Linda.  Or I senda mia famillia afta youa"

He has a great sense of humour.

[24KT]

So... he's had a birthday has he, ...did you give him a nice present for his birthday?
...and can you tell us what it was?

[drkaje]

So... he's had a birthday has he, ...did you give him a nice present for his birthday?
...and can you tell us what it was?

I appreciate your dry humor.

[xxxLinda]

So... he's had a birthday has he, ...did you give him a nice present for his birthday?
...and can you tell us what it was?

well noticed, judi!

yep, he's Leo.  I don't think I've ever known a Leo man very well.  Mad long hair.  He left last week and I just realised it's his bday this month and he didn't mention it.  So I just sent a silly email to him.  He's gone for a drive for 12 hours from Verona to Puglia.  Can't keep up.

I gave him a little 3" square foldup travel raincoat before he left.
xL

[xxxLinda]

I appreciate your dry humor.

I truly appreciate you making me laugh out loud and scream.  It's still pouring down with rain here.

xL

[24KT]

well noticed, judi!

yep, he's Leo.  I don't think I've ever known a Leo man very well.  Mad long hair.  He left last week and I just realised it's his bday this month and he didn't mention it.  So I just sent a silly email to him.  He's gone for a drive for 12 hours from Verona to Puglia.  Can't keep up.

I gave him a little travel raincoat before he left.
xL

Was it a re-usable travel raincoat, ...or was it the one use variety with an expiration date attached?  

[xxxLinda]

Was it a re-usable travel raincoat, ...or was it the one use variety with an expiration date attached? 

I just modified above, sorry, let me keep up.  I gave him two, his mama came here to visit when he went home.  She's lovely, she's about my age...

I gave them two little 3" square foldup disposable onetime only rainmacs.  They were terribly british souvenirish, they were given out free at Glastonbury.  Another next door neighbour brought a handful of them (and all his dirty laundry), home to me, so I passed them on.

I thought it was a fun present.  You can't take much on board when you're flying nowadays. xL

[Playboy]

to Tuscany until September.  He's coming back, to do his second year of study, I know that because half of his stuff is here (acoustic guitar, keyboard, bedding, I don't know what else, it's all stacked up behind the door in my bedroom).

I may give him my flat and go and live with his Mama in Massa for a few months, then I could go visit old friends I've not seen for 3 years who were from Canada but moved from London to Terracina, futher down the west coast of Italia.

I've never been there.


First I need to fix up the bathroom and sort out the plumbing in the kitchen

xL


'Berto is too young for me (it's fun looking and flirting and asking him to please leave the front of his trousers alone though... 

But I'm told he has a few older cousins. 

When he left, he said
"Pleasa donnta sella thisa guitara, Linda.  Or I senda mia famillia afta youa"

He has a great sense of humour.

Whats wrong with a younger guy? I say go for it. You only live once. 

[xxxLinda]

Was it a re-usable travel raincoat, ...or was it the one use variety with an expiration date attached? 

Another well seen one, Judi !

I did (because I can), supply him with free condoms.  I like to make people feel welcome.  I was at the doctor's anyways, so got loads.  I wasn't sure how an RC boy might take to that. 

He told me he pulls out.  I said yuck you can't do that.  We had a sort of "Linda's sex tips" scenario going on...

At Easter he went back to Italy for 10 days and came back with a love-bite (hickey to you) on his neck.  I last week wrote an email to him saying next time your girlfriend feels like sucking something, gently and slowly show her where you would prefer to be sucked.  He wrote back saying itsa the besta emaila heda evera gotta...

xL

[xxxLinda]

Whats wrong with a younger guy? I say go for it. You only live once. 

This guy is better as a friend and possible roommate.  Plus, believe it or not, he's not my type.  He's too rugged and manly and I'm into pretty Johnny Depp Rafael Nadal types.

PB, I'm over 40, so I think it would make me feel mad to (although he wants it bad) allow a 22 year old to learn sex from me.  I don't mind teaching him how to speak English though.

And I'll find him a 30 year old girly when he returns.  Maybe.  I'm sure he can look after himself.


Last guy I had sex with was 27.  That doesn't make me feel quite as amorous as a 21 year old would. 

I do have a reputation to wreck, but...
I think I must start drawing the line at 25 year olds.

xL

[24KT]

I just modified above, sorry, let me keep up.  I gave him two, his mama came here to visit when he went home.  She's lovely, she's about my age...

I gave them two little 3" square foldup disposable onetime only rainmacs.  They were terribly british souvenirish, they were given out free at Glastonbury.  Another next door neighbour brought a handful of them (and all his dirty laundry), home to me, so I passed them on.

I thought it was a fun present.  You can't take much on board when you're flying nowadays. xL

Hmmm, ...this still leaves room for confusion, since both kinds have been known to be distributed freely,
...as well as collected as souvenirs. 

[The Squadfather]

who deleted my post?

[Camel Jockey]

Epic dreaming of a romantic relationship with some southern european dude with an accent and guitar playing skills.