Chinese buffets have the tastiest food around. Chicken balls, fried rice, breaded shrimp, pork ribs, spring rolls, sweet and sour sauce . . . good stuff.
Too bad it's practically poison what with everything being deep fried and loaded with salt and trans-fats. Plus sanitary standards in the kitchen's tend to be suspect . . .
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