What a pansy, WTF if you made it to the bathroom you need to be standing, it doesn't matter if you hit the bowl of not just make sure your standing up. A real man would rather piss himself and do it sitting down like a woman or small child, Are you a woman or small child???..... I Hope Not.
shut the fuck up mike, if you cant aim your piss, you better sit down and be a real man, you got that mike? dont piss me off, or ill come back and kill everyone of you sons of bitches.
