MMA

[bigmc]

I am thinking about becoming the next UFC champ

I mean how hard can it be

I reckon a couple of brutal tattoos, an hour or two of jujitsu

some tap out sweats

and i'm good to go

I'l be working out in my mom's basement if anyone wants to come over and throw hands 

[The Squadfather]

I am thinking about becoming the next UFC champ

I mean how hard can it be

I reckon a couple of brutal tattoos, an hour or two of jujitsu

some tap out sweats

and i'm good to go

I'l be working out in my mom's basement if anyone wants to come over and throw hands 

being 5'6" 154 pounds and mexican would help.

[Andre Nickatina]

THats fucking bullshit try some god ddamn fighting in a cage its not as easy as that youd get your head kicked off and slammed hnon your face lolz

[bigmc]

being 5'6" 154 pounds and mexican would help.

I am 300lbs at 1 percent bodyfat

and bench over 800lbs

my camera is broke at the minute unfortunately  

so can't post pics

[bigmc]

THats fucking bullshit try some god ddamn fighting in a cage its not as easy as that youd get your head kicked off and slammed hnon your face lolz

why don't you come over and i will drop some elbows on your bitch ass 

[The Squadfather]

hahahhaa, have you guys seen that show Tap Out?

[Canuck]

XYIENCE

You gotta use xyience, it will make you unbeatable

[bigmc]

XYIENCE

You gotta use xyience, it will make you unbeatable

yeah that shit jacks me up

i was squatting ten plates after loading up on that gear

then i submitted my little sister after five brutal rounds

with a rear naked choke 

[The Squadfather]

yeah that shit jacks me up

i was squatting ten plates after loading up on that gear

then i submitted my little sister after five brutal rounds

with a rear naked choke 

hahahahaa.

[Andre Nickatina]

why don't you come over and i will drop some elbows on your bitch ass 

Id break your neck and give you a hogan legdrop. You'd be dead on arrival junior.

[bigmc]

Id break your neck and give you a hogan legdrop. You'd be dead on arrival junior.

ok "pops" lets dance

i will make you tap out 

[Andre Nickatina]

ok "pops" lets dance

i will make you tap out 

I'd come at you like a bat outta hell and destroy you with one devestating punch. and for fun id just put you in a camel clutch until you woke up... about 5 hours later and make you tap out.

[bigmc]

I'd come at you like a bat outta hell and destroy you with one devestating punch. and for fun id just put you in a camel clutch until you woke up... about 5 hours later and make you tap out.

listen bitch

i have been training mma for over two weeks

and i am ready to roll

you wouldn't last more than ten seconds with me


you are my bitch 

[Andre Nickatina]

bro this is me in the middle. You wouldnt step to this.

[bigmc]

bro this is me in the middle. You wouldnt step to this.

you look pretty fuc king bad

however, my mom just bought me some 4oz gloves and a tap out top

she says i look mean and could win the UFC 

[SS]

Ive been doing crazy monkey boxing for the last 6 weeks... i think i might go buy a tap out shirt and do another rage in the cage for the hell of it.