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tommywishbone

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Police release Titus!!
« on: September 14, 2007, 12:49:50 AM »
Police decide Titus the dog is too wimpy. Thu Sep 13, 5:42 PM ET

SEQUIM, Wash. - The Sequim Police Department has decided to get rid of Titus the drug dog because he's simply not aggressive enough. Police said that Titus is fine for sniffing out drugs, but they need a patrol dog that can track and bite criminals.
 
Titus will be declared surplus next year and transferred to another police agency.

K-9 officer Mike Hill has mixed feelings about losing Titus because they've worked and lived together for three years. But Hill agreed that he needs a dog with more bite.

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I knew Titus would walk... just not on all four legs. :)

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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2007, 12:58:43 AM »
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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2007, 12:58:57 AM »
ROFL..
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Bobby

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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2007, 01:15:33 AM »
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K-9 officer Mike Hill has mixed feelings about losing Titus because they've worked and lived together for three years. But Hill agreed that he needs a dog with more bite.

A Titus that doesn't bite, you hear something new every day...




;D
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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2007, 02:45:45 AM »
Very clever, Tommy ... very clever.
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emn1964

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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2007, 06:58:21 AM »
With a name like titus, that dog should be re-assigned to the arson investion unit.
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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2007, 07:02:37 AM »
Its good to have him back with us, this joke already lasted long enough, we need him on the stage again.
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emn1964

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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2007, 09:12:44 AM »
Quote from: Mars on September 14, 2007, 07:02:37 AM
Its good to have him back with us, this joke already lasted long enough, we need him on the stage again.

Are you saying that you beleive that titus is innocent and soon will be sprung?
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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2007, 09:14:29 AM »
Quote from: emn1964 on September 14, 2007, 09:12:44 AM
Are you saying that you beleive that titus is innocent and soon will be sprung?

Craig is doing great, he's in good health and will be very soon with us.
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emn1964

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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2007, 10:02:28 AM »
How do you know this?
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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2007, 10:06:00 AM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on September 14, 2007, 12:49:50 AM
Police decide Titus the dog is too wimpy. Thu Sep 13, 5:42 PM ET

SEQUIM, Wash. - The Sequim Police Department has decided to get rid of Titus the drug dog because he's simply not aggressive enough. Police said that Titus is fine for sniffing out drugs, but they need a patrol dog that can track and bite criminals.
 
Titus will be declared surplus next year and transferred to another police agency.

K-9 officer Mike Hill has mixed feelings about losing Titus because they've worked and lived together for three years. But Hill agreed that he needs a dog with more bite.

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I knew Titus would walk... just not on all four legs. :)



you are aware that all drug sniffing dogs are actually drugged up on it..that is why they go crazy when they smell it
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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2007, 10:19:49 AM »
Quote from: Bobby on September 14, 2007, 01:15:33 AM
A Titus that doesn't bite, you hear something new every day...




;D

Good one.

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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2007, 04:55:18 PM »
It must be this dog ;)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1775127

look how retarded the thing is ;D
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Re: Police release Titus!!
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2007, 05:33:17 PM »
predictions:


1. this thread gets 50 times the views it deserves

2. some lazy mod moves it to the titus board without rading it first  ;D
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